The Citroën. The Citroën was Bossy’s family car growing up, although hers was burgundy. It was a 1970, and Bossy’s family of four purchased it in France and had it shipped home because it was 1970 and it was actually cheaper to do that than buy a new car at home and look how cool…
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Bossy’s Favorite Things.
This toaster. It’s an old Sunbeam, and it has two settings: raw and burnt. Also: it won’t allow the toasting of bulky items such as bagels, unless you cut that bagel into thirds, which Bossy does nearly every morning. But she loves this toaster even though her family pokes incessant fun of her and sometimes…
Yet Another Little Known Fact.
This anonymous shopper’s stymied face reflects every emotion Bossy has about consumerism, especially in an aisle of Target on Black Friday, where Bossy was selecting this year’s Christmas lights.