MWF with gluten fetish seeks slim, attractive toaster to warm the insides. Of her muffin. Length not important, but thickness a plus. No half-baked applicants please. Must be looking for long-term commitment. Bossy’s beloved toaster conked out and she still hasn’t purchased a replacement because she’s afraid of buying the wrong one. Toaster Oven? Regular?…
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Bossy’s Favorite Things.
This toaster. It’s an old Sunbeam, and it has two settings: raw and burnt. Also: it won’t allow the toasting of bulky items such as bagels, unless you cut that bagel into thirds, which Bossy does nearly every morning. But she loves this toaster even though her family pokes incessant fun of her and sometimes…