The ridiculously bad photo above depicts the meat aisle in Olives R Us — and about that? How does Bossy manage to both underexpose and overexpose within the same photograph? Back to the meat aisle: lately, many of the stores Bossy frequents have been mysteriously empty of inventory. It is not uncommon these days to…
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Bossy’s Friend Martha’s Swine Flu Menu Plan.
The above photo is of Bossy’s friend Martha driving to Trader Joe’s, and the reason she’s so cheery is because she is on her way to purchase her list of pantry items necessary to survive the Swine Flu pandemic: Martha’s philosophy is that if the pandemic worsens, she doesn’t want to be out and about…
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Bossy must have been absent that day in Life class when they said sugar in your cracker was a virtue worth advertising. Also, a serving is like five crackers. Bossy thought this was an April Fools’ joke. Happy hump day!