MWF with gluten fetish seeks slim, attractive toaster to warm the insides. Of her muffin. Length not important, but thickness a plus. No half-baked applicants please. Must be looking for long-term commitment. Bossy’s beloved toaster conked out and she still hasn’t purchased a replacement because she’s afraid of buying the wrong one. Toaster Oven? Regular?…
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Bossy’s Twelve Days Of Christmas: Or Night Photography 101.
On the second day of Christmas, Bossy’s true love gave to her: A Tree-lighting Ceremony. In her little town. Every year the whole town gathers to light the municipal Christmas tree and sing carols: Bossy is just kidding—that’s not the whole town. Here are the rest of them: After the Christmas carol lyric sheets are…