A 2,000 square foot loft in Chelsea One-year membership to eHarmony Case of Crest Whitestrips The Hug Me Boyfriend Pillow Gym membership Scotch-of-the-Month club Therapy vouchers A property assessment Botox Waterproof mascara Subscription to Backpacker magazine. May substitute Canoe & Kayak, Snowboarder, or Boating World Prescription for Prozac. May substitute Lexapro, Zoloft, or Wellbutrin
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Bossy’s Holiday Gift Guide
The following gift suggestions are courtesy of the Sky Mall catalogue that was tucked in the back of Bossy’s airplane seat on the way to Atlanta. The terrible product photos are courtesy of Bossy’s mid-flight Bloody Mary. Shall we begin?
Everything Bossy Knows About Harry Potter Could Fit On The Head Of A Pin
He wears those glasses. Bossy thinks maybe there’s a wizard involved. A woman wrote the books even though her name sounds like a man.