Lately Bossy has been consumed with electricity, where consumed equals Bossy is now paying for it. This means Bossy sits around and thinks about how much electricity each thing in her house uses — and when Bossy sits around thinking of these things it’s in the dark because, oy, lights! It occurred to Bossy it…
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The Iowa Caucus – A Bossy Tutorial
OBJECT. The object of the game is to gather with your neighbors in an airless church basement in order to select party candidates for President of the United States, causing those candidates with the smallest percentage of votes to drop out of the race before any state primaries. PREPARATION. Each candidate spends countless dollars and…
A Horror Show Starring Bossy And Her Unhusband – A Public Service Announcement
Our story begins mere days before Thanksgiving, when Bossy answered an ad on Craig’s list for a dining room table: As Undivorced Bossy begins life anew in her own apartment, she did what any fiercely independent Unwife would do when faced with the problem of transporting a table from a neighborhood known as The Other…