Dear Bossy

I’m throwing a big spring bash – can you give me a good margarita recipe?

Cha-cha Lady
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Dear Cha-cha,

You’ll need 1 pair of sunglasses, 1 to 2 prairie skirts, 3 tank tops, 1 large cardigan, and 1 airline ticket to Guanajuato Mexico. Combine the first four ingredients in a carry-on bag, and arrive at the airport in time to slip off your espadrilles at security check. Allow the ingredients to steep during the five-hour plane ride. Crush 1 pair of sunglasses waiting to go through customs. Chill for two hours on the air-conditioned bus heading southeast toward San Miguel de Allende. Shake well on the cobblestone Ancha de San Antonio. Spill out into the intersection of Zacateros and Umaran. Dilute combination by peeling away 1 cardigan and tying it around your waist. Pour into the adjacent Villa Jacaranda’s outdoor café. Pepper the Abuelita with compliments and she’ll seat you at a mesa with a striped canvas umbrella. Their Margaritas are copious and pair perfectly with Brochetas de Pollo.

Decent Margarita Recipe