Be born a chick photographer in upper class Scarsdale New York. Or a one-legged model in Aldershot England. Have limp blonde hair, a marijuana habit, and an attitude that says “I have never heard of Paul McCartney or the Beatles in my whole entire life.”
beatlejuice says
May 20, 2006 at 7:03 amoh my gawd, i have limp blonde hair, a drinking habit and both legs… think i have a chance?
h keller says
May 21, 2006 at 9:53 pmi’d have a shot. blind, deaf, dumb … surely i’ve never heard of the Beatles!!