Be allowed to tear your favorite toy limb from limb.
Parade around with your favorite toy – now torn limb from limb.
Have someone read your birthday card aloud over and over.
Stand patiently while they build a car around you.
Take a nice little drive to the local pet store…
… where you select yummy chicken treats pressed into the shape of the Warwick Castle.
Knock over small children when presented with your homemade “birthday cake”.
Fall into a chicken coma.