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Blog Kindergarten: A Bossy Tutorial. How To Smile Like Condoleezza Rice.

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Be born in Birmingham Alabama in 1954. Excel at french, piano, figure skating, and ballet – before you turn four. Go to an all-girls Catholic school, take oodles of political science classes, and discard any chance of a normal existence when you break-off an engagement to Denver Broncos Wide Receiver Rick Upchurch.
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Through terse lips, settle your tongue behind the divide in your teeth and explain that you and your President totally totally believe that a Mideast ceasefire is urgent. But not that kind of urgent – not the kind of urgent that requires immediate action. Rather a different kind of urgent. The kind of urgent that allows for other interim solutions, such as Global War.

There’s the smile!
Rice

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    A: It spells WE HAVE WON THE WAR ON TERRORISM!

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