What You Will Need to Get Started: A beard, an Empire, some skin cancer, and a 950-day detainment! How The Diet Works: Begin your hunger strike immediately following the brutal murders of your entire defense team. Refuse all food except for an occasional cup of sugary coffee. Voluntarily agree to liquid nourishment after the military…
Archives for July 2006
BOSSY MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY – Floyd Landis wins the Tour de France.
Suffering from an arthritic hip, 30-year-old Californian Floyd Landis dropped to 11th place before manhandling the Alps on Thursday and recovering 7 ½ minutes of his lost time. Yesterday’s final result placed Landis a full 57 seconds ahead of second place winner Oscar Pereiro from Spain. “I kept fighting, never stopped believing,” Landis said moments…
ADVICE OF THE DAY – Next time select a manly coast-eating name.
Honestly? Beryl? Have we really exhausted all the cool Tropical Storm names and now we’re left with feeders like Beryl? Did we consider: Balthasar? Baldemar? Britannicus, Broughton, or Bartholomew? No wonder Beryl gave up before it reached the Massachusetts shoreline. Leaving me to contemplate that very famous limerick: There once was a storm from Nantucket…