What Do The Following People Have In Common?
- They all desperately need new swimming trunks.
- They are not so patiently awaiting the Second Coming so they can bestow upon Jesus meaningful gifts like binoculars and flip-flops.
- They are doing the Macarena.
- They are watching the Blue Angels practice for today’s Atlantic City Air Show.
I think it’s E: They are hailing a taxi.
Maybe a S.P.O.T. Officer spotted the out-of-season swim trunks from midair and took the beach-goers to be selfless jihad terrorist with no regard to their personal health, hygiene or hipness. Thus, they decided to exhibit their strength, just in case.