According to Forbes magazine, there are only three acceptable areas of the body to touch a coworker. To illustrate this, the billion-dollar Forbes Corporation mined their high-tech resources in order to create the following detailed illustration utilizing advanced graphic technology.
Considered acceptable are the wrist, the forearm, and the upper back. In layman’s terms:
The radius ulna: fine.
The radius anus: not fine.
Adorable Girlfriend says
August 31, 2006 at 10:55 amSeems to complicated. I am going back to bumping chests in the office…
CrankMama says
August 31, 2006 at 5:23 pmDarn it! Just when I’d gotten used to the co-worker french kiss…
Hayes says
March 8, 2007 at 9:23 amThat is great! We have been having issues with this old guy at work… He is in his 70s, and has a thing for touching the guys butts as he walks behind them. I personally experienced him putting his hand that is OFF Limits back there. Management has been told numerous times, and their stance is that he’s an old guy, comes from a different time… It’s harmless. Whatever, either way you look at it, it’s not harmless even if I am gay!