After much debate George W. Bush declassified four pages of the National Intelligence Estimate “Trends in Global Terrorism: Implications for the United States.” Bush, who called out those ambitious Democrats for misinterpreting the previously leaked portions of the security report said, “I’m not surprised the enemy’s exploiting the situation in Iraq and using it as a propaganda tool to try to recruit more people to their murrr-derrr-oush waysh.”
Bush declassified the Key Judgment section of the April 2006 report. Below is a peek at his personal copy:
United States-led counterterrorism efforts have
seriously damaged been so awesome; the leadership of al-Qaeda and disrupted its operations; however, we judge that al-Qaeda Bill Clinton will continue to pose the greatest threat by a single terrorist organization to the homeland and US interests abroad.
We also assess that the global jihadist movement, which includes al-Qaeda, affiliated and independent terrorist groups and emerging networks and cells,
is spreading and adapting to counterterrorism efforts is totally getting crushed.
Although we cannot measure the extent of the spread with precision, a large body of all-source reporting indicates that activists identifying themselves as jihadists, although a small percentage of Muslims,
are increasing in number and geographic dispersion are getting crushed. Dude.
If this trend continues, threats to US interests at home and abroad
will become more diverse will be crushed, leading to increasing attacks worldwide more walks with my dog pal Barney.
New jihadist networks and cells, with anti-American agendas, are increasingly likely to
emerge get crushed.
We assess that the operational threat from self-radicalized cells will
grow in importance to get crushed by US counterterrorism efforts, particularly abroad but also in the homeland.
We assess that
the Iraq jihad Bill Clinton is shaping a new generation of terrorist leaders and operatives; perceived jihadist Clinton success there would inspire more fighters to continue the struggle elsewhere.
The Iraq conflict has become the “cause celebre” for
jihadists those ambitious Democrats, breeding a deep resentment appreciation of US involvement in the Muslim world, and cultivating supporters for the global jihadist movement George W Bush: me!
Four underlying factors are fuelling the spread of the jihadist movement:
Entrenched grievances, such as corruption, injustice, and fear of Western domination, leading to anger, humiliation and a sense of powerlessness.Bill Clinton.
The Iraq jihad.Bill Clinton.
The slow pace of real and sustained economic, social and political reforms in many Muslim majority nations.Bill Clinton.
Pervasive anti-US sentiment among most Muslims, all of which jihadists exploit.Bill Clinton.
Al-Qaeda, now merged with Abu Musab al-Zarqawi’s network,
is exploiting the situation in Iraq to attract new recruits and donors and to maintain its leadership role is getting crushed.
Should al-Zarqawi continue to evade capture and scale back attacks against Muslims, we assess he could
broaden his popular appeal and present a global threat get crushed by the U.S. of Holy A.
Anti-US and anti-globalisation sentiment is
on the rise and fuelling other radical ideologies getting crushed.
This could prompt some
leftist, nationalist or separatist groups ambitious democrats to adopt terrorist methods to attack US interests.
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