Let’s face it – we all have the same problem: the selection of Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls is just too limited. Amoeba Proteus, Electric
Butterfly Valve – who hasn’t purchased one of these unimaginative Halloween costumes for their doll? And the price! Last year’s Hazardous Waste Collection costume cost $2,154.00 and it kept bunching up around the doll’s knees! And the Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls’ Customer Service Department? Forgetaboutit. Their countersuit argued it was our fault that the baby doll went glassy-eyed after six hours wearing their defective Polycarbonate Impact Goggles. Our! Fault!
Bossy’s 10-year-old daughter has responded to your collective cries of “No more!” with a new line of Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls entitled, “Lord Hoping These Costumes Will Pay For All My Necessary Orthodontia!”
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