Let’s face it – we all have the same problem: the selection of Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls is just too limited. Amoeba Proteus, Electric
Butterfly Valve – who hasn’t purchased one of these unimaginative Halloween costumes for their doll? And the price! Last year’s Hazardous Waste Collection costume cost $2,154.00 and it kept bunching up around the doll’s knees! And the Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls’ Customer Service Department? Forgetaboutit. Their countersuit argued it was our fault that the baby doll went glassy-eyed after six hours wearing their defective Polycarbonate Impact Goggles. Our! Fault!
Well, enough.
Bossy’s 10-year-old daughter has responded to your collective cries of “No more!” with a new line of Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls entitled, “Lord Hoping These Costumes Will Pay For All My Necessary Orthodontia!”
First up is Molly, and as you can see she is A Devil!
Next is Jane. See Jane sit with a slack-jawed expression. That’s because Jane is A Cheerleader!
Which brings us to Rosie.
And last but never least, Poohie.
Don’t delay – order today for just seventy-three easy installments of $389.91!
Uniform Shipping Rates. Uniformly expensive.
Adorable Girlfriend says
November 3, 2006 at 10:38 amIf really in need, definately go to the Bratz section of the toy aisle. Bratz are so scary.
P.S. You don’t look old enough to have a 10-year-old.
Bass Line says
November 5, 2006 at 9:02 pmDON’T SELL Poohie!!!!
Please!
nc_chick_35 says
November 8, 2006 at 5:48 pmrosie is apparently dressed as a redneck from harkers island nc..