Remember that scene where John Candy is driving the wrong way down the interstate dodging oncoming traffic while the unwieldy map flaps in his face and his arms are caught in his coat that’s halfway peeled off?
That was totally Nicole Ritchie yesterday. On State Highway 134.
Except Steve Martin wasn’t in the car.
And John Candy’s character wasn’t listed in his Police Report as weighing
Nicole Ritchie may have been Driving Under the Influence of alcohol – and yes she smoked some marijuana and popped a few Vicodin before speeding the wrong direction in a carpool lane – but at least the girl remembered to drop her chin and gaze wanton through the tops of her eyes.
Because Bossy just hates a lousy Mug Shot.