Thank Gah It’s Friday – Gah Willing.

So much Thursday excitement here in Bossy Holler you would not believe. A play in three acts:

1. Bossy hires Tree Guys to remove two enormous trees from her backyard. Bossy’s theory goes a little like this: with the trees removed more sunlight can penetrate her wetlands yard and dry it out. Of course Bossy’s theory doesn’t hold nearly as much water as her pachysandra.

Here is a before photo of Bossy’s tree:

And here the trees are being cut down:

Bossy is standing inside the house to take her Tree photo because she is afraid of the Tree Guys. Luckily Bossy has her dog to protect her. Just as soon as she stops cowering in the hallway:

Also? When a Great Dane is nervous they do this weird thing with their tail.

2. A Water Main breaks directly in front of Bossy’s house. Bossy snapped her Water Main photo from inside the house because she is afraid of the Water Main Guys. Joke: How many Water Main Guys does it take to fix a Water Main? Answer: Five. One to drain the pipe and four to drain Union wages.

Meanwhile the Clydesdale Horse continues to hide in the only area of the house without windows. Here is her imitation of a flour mite:

3. Bossy has to get her driver’s license renewed. Which stunk because Bossy is an Interior Painter and she was wearing her work clothes. No matter, Bossy employed a few spackle techniques and emerged from the bathroom victorious.

Of course from the waist down Bossy was still the Teamster her husband calls, “Bill.”