Because women typically get paid only 77-cents for every dollar made by a man, Bossy offers these 7 tips for securing that company raise!
- Be confident.
- Find out the going rate in your field and ask for a salary in the high range since that number may be negotiated down but seldom up.
- Don’t be discouraged by a “no” which often simply means “not now.” Try again.
- Consider other forms of compensation — like profit sharing, paid time off, and tuition reimbursement.
- Renegotiate from a position of power when you have other offers on the table.
- Prepare a thorough defense regarding your particular value within your company.
- A blow job never killed anyone.
You mean I can ask for a high salary AND a blow job? For myself? Awesome.
It is true, just ask Clinton.
Oh no girl, you didn’t!
LOL! Are you SURE about #7???
That is true — if you’re dying, it’s from the orgasm.
Also, aren’t there supposed to be some extra rrr’s in Girl Power?
DAMMIT. Wireless crapped out and lost my very clever blow job comment.
Oh well. You’ll just have to wonder.
Did I see something dribbling out of Barbara’s mouth in that photo?
Would these tips work for a gay man too?
Remind me only to have men for bosses because there is NO way I’m going downstairs on a woman! (Sorry.)
If you’re going to go _that_ route, you may as well be self-employed!! *barf!*
Just remember to use your blow job card sparingly. I find being the company whore pushes you further down the social stratum.
My friend Chubby Rosenberg died of a blow job. His cholesterol was 408 and he was 475 lbs. But on the death certificate it did say “cause of death blow job”
Chubby Rosenberg – suicide or homicide?
They would if said gay man is Midniter!