Because women typically get paid only 77-cents for every dollar made by a man, Bossy offers these 7 tips for securing that company raise!
- Be confident.
- Find out the going rate in your field and ask for a salary in the high range since that number may be negotiated down but seldom up.
- Don’t be discouraged by a “no” which often simply means “not now.” Try again.
- Consider other forms of compensation — like profit sharing, paid time off, and tuition reimbursement.
- Renegotiate from a position of power when you have other offers on the table.
- Prepare a thorough defense regarding your particular value within your company.
- A blow job never killed anyone.
Oh, The Joys says
March 20, 2007 at 10:18 amYou mean I can ask for a high salary AND a blow job? For myself? Awesome.
Tuesday says
March 20, 2007 at 10:47 amIt is true, just ask Clinton.
Adorable Girlfriend says
March 20, 2007 at 11:34 amOh no girl, you didn’t!
pgoodness says
March 20, 2007 at 1:15 pmLOL! Are you SURE about #7???
Brando says
March 20, 2007 at 2:46 pmThat is true — if you’re dying, it’s from the orgasm.
Also, aren’t there supposed to be some extra rrr’s in Girl Power?
Her Bad Mother says
March 20, 2007 at 3:59 pmDAMMIT. Wireless crapped out and lost my very clever blow job comment.
Oh well. You’ll just have to wonder.
Jennifer says
March 20, 2007 at 6:21 pmDid I see something dribbling out of Barbara’s mouth in that photo?
Scott-O-Rama says
March 20, 2007 at 6:53 pmWould these tips work for a gay man too?
Remind me only to have men for bosses because there is NO way I’m going downstairs on a woman! (Sorry.)
butterfly says
March 20, 2007 at 9:54 pmIf you’re going to go _that_ route, you may as well be self-employed!! *barf!*
sleepingKelly says
March 20, 2007 at 11:29 pmJust remember to use your blow job card sparingly. I find being the company whore pushes you further down the social stratum.
dexter says
March 21, 2007 at 9:52 amMy friend Chubby Rosenberg died of a blow job. His cholesterol was 408 and he was 475 lbs. But on the death certificate it did say “cause of death blow job”
The Great Getzby says
March 21, 2007 at 11:06 amChubby Rosenberg – suicide or homicide?
Adorable Girlfriend says
March 21, 2007 at 4:23 pmThey would if said gay man is Midniter!