Bossy offers the following glimpse of the newest fashion trend according to InStyle magazine: Light Layers.
This dress is proof that a designer stole Bossy’s very own sewing project right out of the Home Ec trash bin, circa May 1981. Donna Karan was that you? The great thing about this seasonal dress is that it doubles as a mulch bag.
Bossy applauds this outfit: finally a functional repurposing for Aunt Ida’s curtain sheers!
This dress is particularly exciting for those of us in the Interior Painting industry. Not only is it fashioned out of a plastic tarp, but it is accessorized with a pair of safety goggles. Perfect for a garden party. Or a crime scene.
Good news for those of you who are always the bridesmaid and never the bride! Don’t sweat that $400 bridesmaid dress shoved in the trunk of your sister’s El Camino — simply grab the old luggage rack harness and belt the hell out of that David’s Bridal monstrosity.
A message for Chanel: Lieutenant Uhura called and she wants her dress back.
This whimsical number was designed by Stella McCartney. Bossy isn’t sure exactly how McCartney came up with this couture look, but she’s pretty certain at least one shipwreck was involved.
Here’s A List Of More Trends, Including Loose Pants And Baggy Shirts – In Other Words Throw Out All Of Last Year’s Tight Shit.
Adorable Girlfriend saysMarch 30, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I actually like dresses two and three, but two belongs in the bedroom and cut up to the knee.
Fashion, WTF? A bunch of homosexual men (and there ain’t a damn thing wrong with that) making designs four years ago to roll out today for non anorexic women. And people hate my world of big pharma?!!!
Oh, The Joys saysMarch 30, 2007 at 2:27 pm
No need to take those old sheets to Goodwill now!
annie saysMarch 30, 2007 at 8:27 pm
“Oh, the Joys” stole my comment.
Yeah, who needs designers and sizing? Just wrap a sheet or a curtain around yourself.
I don’t like tight clothes, but those are ridiculous. At least we don’t have to be assaulted by the models jutting bones.
magpie saysApril 1, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Hey Bossy, have the Go Fug Yourself ladies been by? I think you might have a new outlet there.
Tracey saysApril 1, 2007 at 3:34 pm
LOL…Bossy is funny. I think my home ec sewing project looked like that, too. Except mine was supposed to be an apron…
Chuckles saysApril 4, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Number 2 looks like it is some sort of period piece negligee from the next Sophia Coppola movie.
TONGUE IN CHEEK saysApril 7, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Call me blind, but these look like pretty bags with some do dads added.