Q: Do I really need to click on a link in order to connect with the Blogger’s Choice Awards?
A: Absolutely not. You can just dream that you clicked on that link — or some other link — or you can bat your eyelashes twice like a Genie.
Q: Is it really necessary to sign up before I can vote?
A: No. Those are just the rules. For you, everything is different. You don’t need to sign up because you are special. But of course you already knew that.
Q: I signed up but I didn’t receive my confirmation email – what gives?
A: This is very perplexing especially since Bossy knows you signed up with your real email address: WhenMonkeysFlyOutOfYourAss.com
Q: I clicked on the link and saw your nomination — that means I voted, right?
A: Yes – just by staring at that page it means you voted. You don’t actually have to press the “vote” button and watch the numbers climb because you have special telepathic powers and the Blogger’s Choice Awards are nothing if not intuitive.
Q: I think I voted because I left a really long comment, but is it me or is Web 2.0 stuff really confusing?
A: Yes, Web Whatever You Said sucks the hind tit. Bossy just doesn’t understand why they make it so confusing with that cute little “vote” graphic and the enormous “vote” icon. Gah. And by the way: if in fact you left a comment then you did not cast a vote for Bossy but rather signed up for two free years of Viagra email advertisements. Free!
Q: God knows I tried to vote. And I will try again. But the first thing I’m confronted with is something like, “Enter the ulr or htth”?
A: Mom, you are slurring your words again. Bossy suggests cutting that Vicodin in half.
Q: This isn’t really a question but I just wanted you to know I voted for you! Like a million times! Because you are so great! Great!
A: Thanks! And Bossy can see that you voted for her a million times by the way her Number of Votes never increase! And also Bossy can see that you voted for her by the way it doesn’t list your name in the little section that says This Is Everyone Who Eh-ver Voted For Bossy! Doesn’t technology make us want to add more exclamation points!!!