Bossy can’t tell you how interesting it is to have a skylight right over her bed! Interesting! The skylight! Inches from her face! While
she sleeps watches the trees rattle.
The best part about the skylight is waking up to weather. For instance sometimes Bossy wakes up to this:
And sometimes Bossy wakes up to this:
But the bestest part about the skylight is when it rains. It’s so interesting the way Bossy can hear the very beginning of rain — right over her head like that — drop drop drop dropDROPDROPDROPDROP. Neat! Neat like a 60-Hz current administered to the Frontal Lobe.
Do you know that romantic feeling when you’re sitting in the car during a storm listening to the rain pound the steel hood? Do you know why it’s so romantic? Because you’re not sleeping.
This leads Bossy to a related Question: What’s so dark about night?
Answer: Not much.
Which is probably why Bossy wakes up in 20-minute intervals because she thinks she left the overhead light on. She didn’t. It’s that fecking skylight.
So Bossy’s been mulling this whole Skylight Situation and she’s decided it’s nothing this won’t solve:
And then this: