Oh, but you’re wrong. I just read on the Internets that Plastique can be made from Restoration Hardware lotion, stale peanuts and a single tear from a Flight Attendant. Thank God, we’re still safe.
Don’t you just love how airports announce the threat level on the loud speaker EVERY FIVE MINUTES? Can ya just dig-it? Like WTF am I going to do? I can barley get into an airport much less get out! Then what do I do when I’m making Oh yet another connection somewhere lost in America, “No thanks, I think I’ll catch the next flight and wait until the threat level goes down?” Sorry Bossy, I was just passing through and stopped to get inflamed.
But if your hair was allowed to get frizzy it would take up all the available room in the interior of the plane! Causing mass suffocation! And death! And bad hair!
No one separates me from my anti-frizz. Not funny, man.
Your low is my version of high. And my version of severe was when the bastard at the Miami airport made this moody and irritable pregnant woman throw away her smoothie.
When I first opened this page, my eye zoomed right in on the orange threat level of hair frizz. I immediately thought Bossy was creating a warning system for people about the different stages of Mary Alice’s hair height and bulk in different percentages of humidity. I was disappointed to see it was all about Bossy AGAIN. It could have been better if it was all about MY HAIR.
Ha, ha, there is no place in the world I am less bossy then when I am at the security at the airport.
I just found your blog, and will keep peeking in!
Oh, but you’re wrong. I just read on the Internets that Plastique can be made from Restoration Hardware lotion, stale peanuts and a single tear from a Flight Attendant. Thank God, we’re still safe.
Don’t you just love how airports announce the threat level on the loud speaker EVERY FIVE MINUTES? Can ya just dig-it? Like WTF am I going to do? I can barley get into an airport much less get out! Then what do I do when I’m making Oh yet another connection somewhere lost in America, “No thanks, I think I’ll catch the next flight and wait until the threat level goes down?” Sorry Bossy, I was just passing through and stopped to get inflamed.
Love your blog.
Oh but BOSSY is diabolical. I think if BOSSY wanted to build a bomb in her toothpaste, BOSSY could.
But if your hair was allowed to get frizzy it would take up all the available room in the interior of the plane! Causing mass suffocation! And death! And bad hair!
No one separates me from my anti-frizz. Not funny, man.
Did you see that a man recently boarded a plane with a MONKEY hidden in his hair?
http://www.thecelebritycafe.com/features/11314.html
I think Bossy might be able to pull this off if the threat alert was orange….
Have a great vacation Bossy.
Silly FAA, toothpaste is for brushing – not for bombing!
Oh, hells yes, frizz is a national emergency.
What? They didn’t make Bossy take off her shoes? I freak out every time ’cause I don’t like walkin’ over someone else’s toe jam. Major ewwww.
On a recent trip from PHX to SAN the little gibberish speaking man told me “No lotion ova 3 once, must send to down by scootcase.”
It was a new 8.0 fl oz tube of Loreal Sublime Glow – at $7.99 a pop.
I said oh just trash it the way you trashed my dreams of having a plane full of people with a health summer glow.
I still have not recovered.
I have been living in a small town for far too long. Restoration Hardware has lotion??? In what scents? Polished nickel?
bossy’s hair can get very high indeed.
Your low is my version of high. And my version of severe was when the bastard at the Miami airport made this moody and irritable pregnant woman throw away her smoothie.
When I first opened this page, my eye zoomed right in on the orange threat level of hair frizz. I immediately thought Bossy was creating a warning system for people about the different stages of Mary Alice’s hair height and bulk in different percentages of humidity. I was disappointed to see it was all about Bossy AGAIN. It could have been better if it was all about MY HAIR.