Bossy dear, be sure it’s chocolate before you do any licking. If it IS chocolate, then your neighborhood hoodlums are a heck of a lot nicer than what we’ve got going on in “quaint” New England. We get rotten eggs and toilet paper!
Now that I have one in the mischief making age, I’ve stressed one rule.
Don’t do anything destructive! TP comes out and one of the trends around here is to stick hundreds of plastic forks in a persons yard. All pretty much harmless.
But if it is destructive and you’re caught, it will be a lonely night in that jail cell, because I’m not coming to get you too fast.
Oddly enough, I didn’t have a THING happen. Nothing. Nada. No one even smashed a pumpkin. But when I lived right down the street from you (PO only) I had TP in the trees and stuff smashed every year. Odd.
Mom Bomb says
October 31, 2007 at 10:43 am(Imagine Homer Simpson’s voice): Mmmm . . . chocolate!
I guess this is the new alternative to eggs. Damn mischief-makers!
Velvet Verbosity says
October 31, 2007 at 10:44 amBossy dear, be sure it’s chocolate before you do any licking. If it IS chocolate, then your neighborhood hoodlums are a heck of a lot nicer than what we’ve got going on in “quaint” New England. We get rotten eggs and toilet paper!
joeinvegas says
October 31, 2007 at 10:56 amI notice it’s on the driver’s side door. Why didn’t you lick fingers before?
meleah rebeccah says
October 31, 2007 at 11:02 amHappy Halloween.
Doug says
October 31, 2007 at 11:12 amNow that I have one in the mischief making age, I’ve stressed one rule.
Don’t do anything destructive! TP comes out and one of the trends around here is to stick hundreds of plastic forks in a persons yard. All pretty much harmless.
But if it is destructive and you’re caught, it will be a lonely night in that jail cell, because I’m not coming to get you too fast.
Teryn says
October 31, 2007 at 11:25 amas long as you’re sure it’s chocolate batter …
mp says
October 31, 2007 at 11:56 amor scrape a strawberry down the side of the car…
Mrs. G. says
October 31, 2007 at 12:38 pmWhen life gives you chocolate frosting,bossy, make some cupcakes. Happy Halloween.
Moi says
October 31, 2007 at 12:44 pmYour hoodlums are much nicer than ours. We also get eggs. Occasionally TP soaked in eggs (that was our neighbors house, thank Bob).
jessicab says
October 31, 2007 at 12:46 pmSo exactly how did you know that it was chocolate batter???? 🙂
Noelle says
October 31, 2007 at 12:58 pmI have two words for you: keyless entry. (and yum!)
super des says
October 31, 2007 at 1:08 pmWhy would they waste chocolate like that?
qt says
October 31, 2007 at 1:30 pmI agree – a tragic waste of chocolate!
Meg says
October 31, 2007 at 1:47 pmI’m just sorry I never thought of that one when I was of the mischief age lo those many years ago. Fantastic.
Get-Off says
October 31, 2007 at 1:49 pmIf that car was on a farm I’d be checking the fencing around the cow pasture.
Les~ says
October 31, 2007 at 1:49 pm#1 rule before licking “Smell it”!!
Miss Britt says
October 31, 2007 at 2:17 pmYou know today is the first I’ve heard of Mischief Night. And this is the second story now I’ve heard.
PunditMom says
October 31, 2007 at 2:49 pmWe certainly don’t want to waste perfectly goo chocolate!
Leaf, probably... says
October 31, 2007 at 3:19 pmI’m seeing more and more reasons for New Zealand to get ino this halloween thing…
tuesday says
October 31, 2007 at 3:33 pmWhere were the sprinkles??
The Domestic Goddess says
October 31, 2007 at 5:05 pmOddly enough, I didn’t have a THING happen. Nothing. Nada. No one even smashed a pumpkin. But when I lived right down the street from you (PO only) I had TP in the trees and stuff smashed every year. Odd.