Bossy hopes you all had a magnificent holiday full of twinkly lights and roasted dinner and puppy’s breath. This is what Bossy’s friend got for Christmas:
While her other friend got this:
And this is what Bossy got for Christmas:
Here’s precisely why: domain host default nameservers modified redirected CNAME disruption registrar customize warning Control Panel.
Which is great, because it’s not like the timing was bad or anything. It wasn’t as though that same day i am bossy was named the Seattle Post-Intelligencer’s featured Parenting blog or anything.
No biggie. It just means that everyone who follows the newspaper’s online link to i am bossy gets this instead:
And even though it appears to all the world as if you are right this minute reading Bossy, the problem is far from fixed. That’s because domain host default nameservers modified redirected CNAME disruption registrar customize warning Control Panel—which Bossy’s husband explains as A Problem With The Domain Mapping:
Before Bossy dives face first into a vat of gin, she will now take the first-time visitors on a little tour of her blog. In the upper left-hand column you’ll find the exciting Guess-and-Press daily photo:
And of course this little feature in the right-hand column speaks volumes about Bossy’s well-respected productivity:
But perhaps nothing describes i am bossy like this:
vuboq says
December 27, 2007 at 11:52 amvuboq is very relieved that bossy’s disappearance was not permanent. is there room for two in the vat of gin? i’ll bring the olives!
Mrs. Chicky says
December 27, 2007 at 12:16 pmPoor baby. All those clicks and no blog to look at, fer chrissake. I’m sure they’ll all come back. I mean, you’re BOSSY. 😉
Book Mamma says
December 27, 2007 at 12:37 pmDekurking to say it’s good to see Bossy back! SUCKS about the timing though…
Kathy says
December 27, 2007 at 12:51 pmAlso delurking. I have no idea what any of that means, but I’m sort of glad I didn’t renew the hosted service when I had my “grown-up” blog.
zmulls says
December 27, 2007 at 1:11 pmMerciful heavens. I was about to organize a search party…..
karen says
December 27, 2007 at 1:19 pmBossy, you have big, big problems. You should seek help.
sue says
December 27, 2007 at 1:22 pmGee, Bossy, you could have sent us an email or something. I mean, there are only 5,000 of us or so. Don’t you have us in your address book? What else did you have to do the day after Christmas? We’re going to have to set up a calling tree so that people aren’t worried if this happens again.
Meg says
December 27, 2007 at 1:29 pmAnd here Meg thought Bossy was just taking a holiday break. Who could have known she was actually pulling out her uncut hair over domain mapping issues?
andrea says
December 27, 2007 at 1:34 pmYou are famous! You are famous!!! Can I internet touch you? Not in an inappropriate way, of course.
Oh, and sorry about the internet demons. Not nice at all.
zenmomma says
December 27, 2007 at 2:36 pmI’m just glad you’re back!
Bad internet.
Noelle says
December 27, 2007 at 2:44 pmI didn’t even know the words “domain host default nameservers modified” could be arranged in such a way to make up part of an English sentence. I’m glad you’ve got an eye on the problem, because I’m clueless, just glad you’re up again.
madmom says
December 27, 2007 at 2:52 pmDomain problems? Whatever – all I know is to type and click, and hopefully go where I wanted on the internet. That is a small problem though. How is Bossy’s beautiful girl? Many, many of us are still praying for her/you all. Sending you all Love from your internet pals, Madeleine
Kimberly C says
December 27, 2007 at 2:55 pmI was worried! About people I don’t know, because your babygirl is on my mind and all… Glad you are back and all, sorry the internet is evil.
Robin says
December 27, 2007 at 3:49 pmBummer.
Hilary says
December 27, 2007 at 3:55 pmOn the bright side, you’ve perfected image captures without having to use the camera.. you’re such a quick study! 😉
Update on the wee one please? I think of her often.
All Adither says
December 27, 2007 at 3:57 pmWe still love you.
Boing Boing and The Seattle Times. You two are good.
Ms. Karen says
December 27, 2007 at 4:38 pmHey! Congrats on the Post Intelligencer mention. Don’t worry… those of us who live in the land of MicroSquish, Ninten-Doh!, and, um, those other software-type kingdoms… we understand server problems.
Really. We know to check back, because we are a persistant group of link-clicking, latte swilling, foam-slurping, techno-twits.
Everyone except those of us who fall under the “scared of technology” banner who clicked, then thought, “oops! I borked Bossy’s blog!”
sjk222 says
December 27, 2007 at 4:49 pmOh, honey it’s getting sad. You now have no formatting and can only get to comments by adding “.typepad” between the iambossy and .com.
Would you like to go back in time a few weeks and do things a little differently?
However–there’s a silver cloud somewhere. Don’t stub your toe on it!
Meghan says
December 27, 2007 at 5:19 pmI just figured your disappearance was all about your style. You know, the one Paul can’t name.
(Glad you back up. And, congrats on the sweet nod.)
Avitable says
December 27, 2007 at 5:25 pmJust change your domain name to I Am Boosy, and then tell everyone that the Post screwed up the URL.
Laura says
December 27, 2007 at 5:43 pmI was wondering what the fook was up with your blog-sheesh. Am still waiting to hear about the update/follow-up with the neigbors and their aggressive dog. Hopefully there is something to report. I was nervous that maybe they had something to do with bossy’s blog being on the blink.
Foolery says
December 27, 2007 at 5:49 pmA who in the what now?
Whatever. My motto is, hit a wall, slug the gin. Not wasting my precious time staring at the ceiling worrying about strangers across the continent, or anything.
Glad yer back. The gin’s been gone since Monday.
— Laurie
Foolery says
December 27, 2007 at 5:50 pmA who in the what now?
Whatever. My motto is, hit a wall, slug the gin. Not wasting my precious time staring at the ceiling worrying about strangers across the continent, or anything.
Glad yer back. The gin’s been gone since Monday.
— Laurie
Foolery says
December 27, 2007 at 5:50 pmA who in the what now?
Whatever. My motto is, hit a wall, slug the gin. Not wasting my precious time staring at the ceiling worrying about strangers across the continent, or anything.
Glad yer back. The gin’s been gone since Monday.
— Laurie
Jillian says
December 27, 2007 at 5:52 pmWelcome back! Bossy withdrawal halted. How is Bossy’s daughter doing?
Linda says
December 27, 2007 at 6:55 pmLooks like the problem got fixed just in time for me to catch up on my feeds. Happier Holidays Bossy!
K says
December 27, 2007 at 7:03 pmGlad you’re back. I missed you. Because, apparently, I haven’t a life of my own.
How’s your girl?
hana says
December 27, 2007 at 7:26 pmWhew… good to see you back, Bossy.
I think you’d better kick a little Goggle cuz yor sidebar has some ads I haven’t seen on your site before…. um, ladies from the east seeking… um, yeah….
Miz Booshay says
December 27, 2007 at 8:03 pmOh honestly.
What a pain.
I tried way too many times to see what the heck was goin on….
Happy you are back up.
Sorry about the sucky timing.
Lisa says
December 27, 2007 at 8:14 pmI had to laugh because I read Ree….your friend got a pregnant sister for Christmas? That was funny in a weird Ree kind of way.
HOW is your girl. Sending love.
Manic Mommy says
December 27, 2007 at 8:45 pmI’ll call off the dogs. They were having trouble catching the scent off your blog anyway. Don’t ever get into a car with an ISP you don’t know!
Bad! Bad, Internet!
Leah says
December 27, 2007 at 8:48 pmI was having “bossy withdrawal” and I’m sure that you can guess, it wasn’t pretty… I remember the last time my fave blog went down… yeesh… Does anybody else remember Plain Layne? Anyway, welcome back and how is Bossy’s daughter? We are anxious as Tuesday has passed sans update…. (sans is a NOT fancy french word for without)… Being Canadian, we must be pompous in this way… sorry, my bad.
greengirlwannabe says
December 27, 2007 at 8:50 pmtotally had bossy withdrawals over the holidays! congrats and please fill us in on your daughter’s recovery! 🙂
Sandy says
December 27, 2007 at 9:02 pmThank GOD you’re back! I was reading all of your archives and almost went into shock when you disappeared! All hail The Bossy One! I love your blog!!!!
Tootsie Farklepants says
December 27, 2007 at 9:15 pmOh. That is the suck. And I thought I was just having link issues.
mothergoosemouse says
December 27, 2007 at 9:30 pmWhat fantastically horrific timing. Ugh.
Here’s to a 2008 free from domain issues.
Momo Fali says
December 27, 2007 at 9:55 pmDo you know how many times I’ve checked back here?!! Waiting, wondering, shaking. I’ve been anxious and depressed…I even threw up in my mouth a little.
Oh, and Foolery up there needs to lay off the gin.
jenny in MN says
December 27, 2007 at 11:49 pmOh thank goodness you are back! I was getting worried when your site kept saying you weren’t here anymore. whew. How frustrating!
Better luck and success for 2008.
Lea says
December 28, 2007 at 12:33 amI am so glad to find out that you are indeed, here. I thought I’d lost you after finding you and I wasn’t about to give up!!! So great relief for my google search panning out this evening!
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
December 28, 2007 at 12:35 amA Google Search Party led me to the up-and- running version of Bossy….there are several very frustrating pages that pop up or try to load when you type in the usual address, info I’m sure you do not need to read about again. Regardless, take comfort in the fact that it is wine o’clock. Or gin-thirty. Or rum-fifteen.
I hope your girl is doing better.
j-g says
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Jenn says
December 28, 2007 at 12:50 amI just assumed it was my computer and gave up. This is my first comment–apparently I’m delurking. I’d also love an update on your daughter, the Angel. May I also say that your video, Bossy Loves Cusack, has enriched my holiday season. It’s not very often that I meet a kindred spirit who also loves Cusack. They may “like” him, but “love” him? There’s just not that many of us.
foolery says
December 28, 2007 at 1:18 amSorry about the insane comment free-for-all above. Your site went down on me again just as I it send.
Yeah, I’ll let that stand.
heart shaped hedges says
December 28, 2007 at 1:50 amI missed you!
heart shaped hedges says
December 28, 2007 at 1:54 amand…just so you dont feel all lonely…..
Those lame-0 folks at Webkinz, sold a bunch of their “plush toys” (aka stuffed animals) to kids (like mine)…but cant handle their internet traffic, so their site is down (almost for days now)…and my kids are having cows (plush ones!) because they cant play with their pets, who might die of starvation! How is THAT for a happy holiday???
Mr Farty says
December 28, 2007 at 4:11 amThank fook for that, I thought t’internet had gone down! Oh. It had. Welcome back, Bossy!
velocibadgergirl says
December 28, 2007 at 8:26 amOh, thank God you’re back.
I was out of blogland for a few days and came back to links over at Breed ’em about Bossy’s Daughter’s ordeal, and then came over here and Bossy was gone!
I was severely put out, and worried, but now hope is restored.
Sending get-well wishes to Bossy’s Daughter!