Absolutely anywhere. A day without Bossy is a day without, hmmmm. Now what would be the best comparison? I do love starting my day with a bossy smile . . . or laugh. (And I want that laundry room before I die or get old enough to move to a place where they do the laundry for you.)
Way more than remotely.
All that laundry room porn wouldn’t even FIT in my laundry room which is just a wall in my pantry closet.
If your writing gets any more prolific I’ll have to set my alarm 15 minutes earlier in the crack of dawn.
Bossy, I will follow you ANYWHERE, but I’m forgetful! Put a permenant link on your side bar to Alpha Mom, and I will remember… like Amalah has on The Advice Smackdown.
I want that laundry room with those towels and other stuff neatly folded.
I’ve started making all my important purchasing decisions based on Bossy’s recommendations.
Too funny. Have just added a bookmark, right under the one for THIS one, which is at the very very tippy-top of my BLOGS folder. Over Amalah. Over Miss Doxie. Over Dad Gone Mad and Finslippy and Pioneer Woman and Jennsylvania and Shelton’s New Wet/Dry. Over DOOCE!!! Such is the depth and breadth of mah Bossy lurrrrve.
Yes, I would follow you, because even though I’m not really certain what constitutes an Alpha Mom or how it is decided who is and who isn’t? I’ve read enough here that I figure you’d be funny no matter where you were.
i was wondering how long it takes you to surf through thousands of weird crap to find the specific weird crap you were looking for that’s weird enough crap to write about. ha ha.
All Adither says
January 10, 2008 at 9:54 amYou know we’d follow you anywhere.
HRH says
January 10, 2008 at 10:01 amThe answer is yes and I will come back for more laundry room porn.
Susan says
January 10, 2008 at 10:23 amAbsolutely anywhere. A day without Bossy is a day without, hmmmm. Now what would be the best comparison? I do love starting my day with a bossy smile . . . or laugh. (And I want that laundry room before I die or get old enough to move to a place where they do the laundry for you.)
Carrie says
January 10, 2008 at 10:27 amWhy is there no feed on that site. Never mind, your dumbest reader just figured it out!
corrie says
January 10, 2008 at 10:48 amLaundry room porn? Exactly correct and count me in! (esp. since there is NO laundry!)
Junebug says
January 10, 2008 at 10:53 amMomentum, baby. You got it.
Little Miss Sunshine State says
January 10, 2008 at 10:58 amWay more than remotely.
All that laundry room porn wouldn’t even FIT in my laundry room which is just a wall in my pantry closet.
If your writing gets any more prolific I’ll have to set my alarm 15 minutes earlier in the crack of dawn.
Ree says
January 10, 2008 at 11:10 amIt’s freakin’ hilarious.
The Domestic Goddess says
January 10, 2008 at 12:17 pmI read it last week!
Renee says
January 10, 2008 at 12:24 pmBossy, I will follow you ANYWHERE, but I’m forgetful! Put a permenant link on your side bar to Alpha Mom, and I will remember… like Amalah has on The Advice Smackdown.
Foolery says
January 10, 2008 at 12:31 pmI’m just gonna move in since I spend so much time here, okay? Where should I stow my crap?
andrea says
January 10, 2008 at 12:51 pmOf course! It’s always funneh. I just forget sometimes. It happens.
Grandma J says
January 10, 2008 at 12:56 pmI want that laundry room with those towels and other stuff neatly folded.
I’ve started making all my important purchasing decisions based on Bossy’s recommendations.
Raz says
January 10, 2008 at 12:59 pmYes, funny 🙂
And I yearn for that laundry room, and I’m way too young to think that.
Caroline says
January 10, 2008 at 1:25 pmToo funny. Have just added a bookmark, right under the one for THIS one, which is at the very very tippy-top of my BLOGS folder. Over Amalah. Over Miss Doxie. Over Dad Gone Mad and Finslippy and Pioneer Woman and Jennsylvania and Shelton’s New Wet/Dry. Over DOOCE!!! Such is the depth and breadth of mah Bossy lurrrrve.
Michael says
January 10, 2008 at 1:49 pmI’m going with “yes”.
Biddy says
January 10, 2008 at 2:36 pmi LOVE the laundry room porn…
oh, and here is bossy an even cheaper pocketbook 🙂
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/WorldsCheapestCarArrivesTomorrow.aspx
Hydes Like Us says
January 10, 2008 at 3:01 pmOh baby. That’s a sweeet little ‘laundry room’ you’ve got there.
Hydes
Y says
January 10, 2008 at 3:41 pmI love Isabel so very much. She was smart to hire you to write for her.
Congratulations!
zenmomma says
January 10, 2008 at 5:48 pmMy dear, you are always funny. Don’t you know that by now? Geez.
Mr Farty says
January 10, 2008 at 6:37 pmFarty was distracted by the story about the bad dog, then kind of forgot after that. Sorry.
Mama DB says
January 10, 2008 at 7:22 pmOh, so going out and purchasing the Winter Momentum Pants. Sex-y
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
January 10, 2008 at 7:38 pmYes, of course it is.
The real ponderable here is if that tree falls and Bossy doesn’t hear it, who will explain the elections to us?
amy says
January 10, 2008 at 9:44 pmyr becoming as important as my daily Starbucks Sumatra cuppa
I have to get into alphamom…
Did that Dooce ever give you any love?
anastasia beaverhausen says
January 10, 2008 at 11:40 pmYes, I would follow you, because even though I’m not really certain what constitutes an Alpha Mom or how it is decided who is and who isn’t? I’ve read enough here that I figure you’d be funny no matter where you were.
nancypants says
January 11, 2008 at 12:57 amWhoa. Like that is deeper than the ocean. I have to sit and ponder that one. ((((ponder ponder ponder))))
Thanks for the heads up Bossypants. :^D
supertiff says
January 11, 2008 at 1:45 ami’m almost positive that it’s still funny.
Strizz says
January 11, 2008 at 9:09 amit could be, but only if a bear shits on it.
Hotdog says
January 11, 2008 at 11:34 ami was wondering how long it takes you to surf through thousands of weird crap to find the specific weird crap you were looking for that’s weird enough crap to write about. ha ha.