Atonement. Bossy hasn’t seen this film, but what’s her name is plenty cute. He looks plenty cute too. And in this period piece they do stuff, like stand in front of sandbags. Two stars
Juno. Bossy saw this movie! Except it wasn’t called Juno and it was aired in 1981 as an ABC After-School Special. In it the teenager gets pregnant and tries to figure out what to do with the baby and it’s really sad for everyone except the teenage girls in the viewing audience because despite the movie’s moral undertone, being pregnant looks like a whole lot of cool and you get to be sarcastic. Bossy saw the lead actress of Juno on Oprah, and it was the strangest thing because she wasn’t really pregnant. Three stars.
Michael Clayton. Bossy isn’t sure who this Michael Clayton fellow is, but he looks an awful lot like actor George Clooney. Six stars.
No Country For Old Men. Bossy hasn’t seen this film either, but she has firsthand news for Hollywood: it’s no country for old women, either. The movie’s tagline is, “There are no clean getaways,” and it looks to Bossy as if the nice gentleman is running with a rifle. Or maybe it’s a mop. Two stars.
There Will Be Blood. Bossy doesn’t need to see the film to know this much: there will be blood. Also obvious: there will be Daniel Day-Lewis, and there will be Tom Selleck moustaches. One star.