Oh horrors. This looks more like some gynecological torture device. In the mouth. “Mouth” and “gynecological” do not belong in the same state together, much less the same sentence or the same photo.
I think I spotted this in a sports magazine, advertising it as a marital aid to be used during football games. Simply place in mouth of spouse and your good to go with peace and quiet.
Unfortunately, not all women have children and spouses to yell at – so I guess this will be a lifesaver for them!!
It could also be used effectively as a birth control method – no man is going near a woman with that in her mouth!
Wow. I am horrified. I don’t even exercise the parts I’m SUPPOSED to exercise (hello, jiggly arms and wobbly bum), and now I’m supposed to give my face a workout? Puh-lease!
This is clearly the last step in convincing her husband that she needs five figures worth of cosmetic surgery. “Or, I could just sleep in this . . . ” she’ll say.
Strange, I suddenly have a craving for a nice chianti and some f-f-f-f-fava beans.
I skipped the infomercial and just started coveting Bossy’s ice cream.
That’s not against the commandments is it? I don’t recall “thou shalt not covet thy blogging neighbor’s chocolate ice cream with raspberries and white chocolate” being in the top 10.
Delurking here for the first time – This reminds me of the Ally McBeal episode where Elaine came in with the “Miracle Face Bra”. Good times. Found it here – http://www.w3pg.com/ally/990503.html
Delurking here for the first time – This reminds me of the Ally McBeal episode where Elaine came in with the “Miracle Face Bra”. Good times. Found it here – http://www.w3pg.com/ally/990503.html
…Oh for goodness sakes! Next they’re gonna tell you that it chops, dices, blends, purees, etc… lol ;o) Isn’t that the craziest thing you’ve ever seen?! Kind of looks like self mutilation…
I dunno . . . Bossy, have you seen Jack Lalanne, 69’s fitness guru? The last time he was seen in public, he looked to about – uh – 10 years old and he swears it’s all moving those facial muscles much like you would the pecs. Still, his web site features a now only animated Jack.
Actually, that thing looks like it might help out those ladies who are having problems performing oral sex on guys. Ok, that was tacky. BUT STILL! It was my first thought, and I don’t believe in holding back. I just might invest in one of those myself, for perfecting certain aspects of adult pleasures. *evil grin*
Sister Honey Bunch says
January 31, 2008 at 9:03 amShe looks like she’s trying to eat her harmonica, not work out her facial muscles.
Avitable says
January 31, 2008 at 9:09 amI saw that one on The Soup.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
January 31, 2008 at 9:18 amOh horrors. This looks more like some gynecological torture device. In the mouth. “Mouth” and “gynecological” do not belong in the same state together, much less the same sentence or the same photo.
anne marie in philly says
January 31, 2008 at 9:23 amcame here thru “someone in a tree”.
WTF? looks like an s & m device to me…
no thanks!
Peg says
January 31, 2008 at 9:29 amHoly cow! If I could just get something like that to plug up my husbands pie hole, I’d be in heaven. Don’t think he’ll go for it. 🙁
Sister Sassy says
January 31, 2008 at 9:32 amThats a bit disturbing… weird.
Momo Fali says
January 31, 2008 at 9:38 amI exercise my face by stuffing it with food. It’s a lot of work to chew a whole pizza.
mr.lootiatto says
January 31, 2008 at 9:41 amI think I spotted this in a sports magazine, advertising it as a marital aid to be used during football games. Simply place in mouth of spouse and your good to go with peace and quiet.
All Adither says
January 31, 2008 at 9:43 amIs that an old school 29 inch tv with a TUBE I see? We have two of them.
Sewmouse says
January 31, 2008 at 10:00 am29 inch TV is “Old School”????
*Quickly goes and puts an afghan over her fairly ancient 19″ RCA”
Patricia says
January 31, 2008 at 10:01 amUnfortunately, not all women have children and spouses to yell at – so I guess this will be a lifesaver for them!!
It could also be used effectively as a birth control method – no man is going near a woman with that in her mouth!
Hotdog says
January 31, 2008 at 10:01 amHmm. I think it looks like an excellent way to blow 30 bucks. Shoot, lets get two! One for our faces and one for our…uh, well another hole. ha ha
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
January 31, 2008 at 10:01 amIf you wear this, you won’t need to yell at your family. They’ll be cowering in the closet, on the phone, summoning the men in white coats!
Dara says
January 31, 2008 at 10:02 am“are the lambs still screaming, Clarice…?”
Howard says
January 31, 2008 at 10:03 amDoesn’t one usually get devices like that at a sex toy store for one’s gimp?
Laura says
January 31, 2008 at 10:11 amThat’s just not right. Like I said, try botox girlfriend.
Grandma J says
January 31, 2008 at 10:19 amIt’s a dietary aid…..cheaper than getting your mouth wired and you can’t cheat by sipping a chocolate shake through a straw.
It scares me to think a fly might go exploring in her mouth.
Kathy says
January 31, 2008 at 10:20 amYep. Saw it on the Soup as well. It’s even more disturbing watching it in action.
Maddy says
January 31, 2008 at 10:25 amLooks worse than braces! And who needs that kind of torture?
Cheers
Mrs. Fussypants says
January 31, 2008 at 10:38 amI am speechless.
andrea says
January 31, 2008 at 10:40 amI think I might have nightmares after seeing that device!
Jen says
January 31, 2008 at 11:19 amWow. I am horrified. I don’t even exercise the parts I’m SUPPOSED to exercise (hello, jiggly arms and wobbly bum), and now I’m supposed to give my face a workout? Puh-lease!
Aimee says
January 31, 2008 at 11:29 amI’m scared!
Tammy says
January 31, 2008 at 11:33 amShe looks like she’s auditioning for SAW V.
Tammy says
January 31, 2008 at 11:35 amShe looks like she’s auditioning for SAW V.
Tammy says
January 31, 2008 at 11:36 amAnd I look like a total spaz with a double post.
Brava97 says
January 31, 2008 at 11:41 amThis thing has been around for decades. I remember commercials for it from at least the ’80s, if not the ’70s.
Queen of Shake Shake says
January 31, 2008 at 11:46 amYou know some man probably came up with that. Probably makes for better BJ muscles or something.
Tootsie Farklepants says
January 31, 2008 at 11:48 amLicking ice cream off of spoons is also excellent facial exercise.
Ava Von Snarky says
January 31, 2008 at 11:54 amI must have lazy face! I am going to have to get it to the gym!
I feel so sorry for the model.
joeinvegas says
January 31, 2008 at 11:58 amYes, if you have a teenager at home, the loud discussions of things would surely provide more exercise.
Manic Mommy says
January 31, 2008 at 11:59 amDo you think the spokesmodel is thinking to herself…”I’m an television.” I bet she gets a lot of dates with a device like that.
Manic Mommy says
January 31, 2008 at 12:00 pmON television. Serves me right for trying to be superior.
Fairly Odd Mother says
January 31, 2008 at 12:03 pmI’m reminded of my headgear that I had to wear with my braces in 7th grade. It was not a good look, to say the least.
meleah rebeccah says
January 31, 2008 at 12:07 pmI actually saw this commercial, I couldnt look away…I was terrified and horrified
David says
January 31, 2008 at 12:17 pmShe looks like a member of the Borg.
Mary Alice says
January 31, 2008 at 12:26 pmYeah….nothing says sexy like a small eliptical machine in your mouth.
Haley says
January 31, 2008 at 12:27 pmWeird! I will not work out my face! Period!
Christine says
January 31, 2008 at 12:46 pmLook at that model’s eyes…she is clearly trying to communicate that she KNOWS it’s stupid. “Don’t do it,” they say.
Foolery says
January 31, 2008 at 1:32 pmThis is clearly the last step in convincing her husband that she needs five figures worth of cosmetic surgery. “Or, I could just sleep in this . . . ” she’ll say.
Strange, I suddenly have a craving for a nice chianti and some f-f-f-f-fava beans.
Helen K says
January 31, 2008 at 1:35 pmHahahahahhaha my god this is ridiculous!!! Is talking eating and maybe whistling not enough already!
flutter says
January 31, 2008 at 1:40 pmwhhhaaaaaat?
Say What? says
January 31, 2008 at 1:49 pmI skipped the infomercial and just started coveting Bossy’s ice cream.
That’s not against the commandments is it? I don’t recall “thou shalt not covet thy blogging neighbor’s chocolate ice cream with raspberries and white chocolate” being in the top 10.
Honeybell says
January 31, 2008 at 1:52 pmGood Lord . . . I agree with Christine, my first thought was it looks like something from Silence of the Lambs . . .
The Domestic Goddess says
January 31, 2008 at 1:53 pmLooks like a cross between a medieval torture device and a birth control contraption. And it’s in her mouth. Ew.
Meg says
January 31, 2008 at 2:09 pmOMG, Laughing out loud at Dara’s comment!!!!
Ailis says
January 31, 2008 at 2:50 pmDelurking here for the first time – This reminds me of the Ally McBeal episode where Elaine came in with the “Miracle Face Bra”. Good times. Found it here – http://www.w3pg.com/ally/990503.html
Ailis says
January 31, 2008 at 2:51 pmDelurking here for the first time – This reminds me of the Ally McBeal episode where Elaine came in with the “Miracle Face Bra”. Good times. Found it here – http://www.w3pg.com/ally/990503.html
PLO says
January 31, 2008 at 2:53 pmIsn’t this creepy!?! I can imagine it flinging out and taking a couple of teeth, and killing someone.
Peggy says
January 31, 2008 at 2:53 pmOMG WTF..Thats all I can say..type..whatevah
Leaf, probably... says
January 31, 2008 at 3:26 pmWhy? I can understand wanting a toned butt, or toned arms… Abs even… But a toned face? Is it really necessary?
Tracey says
January 31, 2008 at 3:38 pmYou have to be kidding! You made that picture up on Photoshop, didn’t you? Pretty tricky!
No, seriously, now you can stop losing sleep over wrinkle cream and just get that device. See, your insomnia is solved!
wally cleaver says
January 31, 2008 at 3:47 pmDoes that unit receive HDTV signals?
OHmommy says
January 31, 2008 at 3:56 pmCan you contact them and see if people have actually purchased it? I would love to see the numbers.
Wendy says
January 31, 2008 at 3:58 pmJust so long as you can still eat that ice cream with it on.
Tootsie Farklepants says
January 31, 2008 at 6:11 pmI swear it’s worth coming back later in the day just to read the comments. You all are freakin’ hilarious!
tj says
January 31, 2008 at 6:42 pm…Oh for goodness sakes! Next they’re gonna tell you that it chops, dices, blends, purees, etc… lol ;o) Isn’t that the craziest thing you’ve ever seen?! Kind of looks like self mutilation…
…Great ice cream culinary skills too – YUM! ;o)
…Blessings… :o)
Mrs. G. says
January 31, 2008 at 7:56 pmOuch.
Katie says
January 31, 2008 at 8:20 pmHoly. Crap.
I’ve seen this before, but I think I had convinced myself it was just a bad dream. But now there’s proof that this thing exists.
Holy. Crap.
annie says
January 31, 2008 at 9:00 pmIt’s really an S&M device. Or men are buying it for their wives, if ya know what I mean.
HOW did they do that commercial without laughing! I’d have laughed and inhaled the damn thing.
Jennifer says
January 31, 2008 at 9:41 pmMy mom bought that device several years ago. Really. I’m not kidding.
Redneck Mommy says
January 31, 2008 at 9:48 pmI think I’m going to have nightmares of that girl coming at me with that contraption in her mouth….
motherofbun says
January 31, 2008 at 11:32 pmI exercise my face each day. Its called “russell stovers caramels.” Chewy!
motherofbun says
January 31, 2008 at 11:33 pmOh yeah and far more fun and yummy.
Tammy says
February 1, 2008 at 1:34 amDo you think if I put one of those bear-trap contraptions in my mouth, DH would think twice about asking for a blowjob?
If that worked… then QVC needs to change their marketing angle. Former Facial Exerciser NOW repackaged as MOST EXCELLENT BLOWJOB PREVENTER.
Yeah, I’ll take one of those!
Shiggles,
Tammy
http://thecolorofhome.blogspot.com
The Poet Laura-eate says
February 1, 2008 at 5:10 amI’ve got Eva Fraser’s Facial workout book. It’s given me a much firmer chin, but I can never remember to do the exercises!
Rosie says
February 1, 2008 at 1:23 pmI want one. I wonder if it holds clothes as well as my treadmill does.
Minnesota Matron says
February 1, 2008 at 8:39 pmI dunno . . . Bossy, have you seen Jack Lalanne, 69’s fitness guru? The last time he was seen in public, he looked to about – uh – 10 years old and he swears it’s all moving those facial muscles much like you would the pecs. Still, his web site features a now only animated Jack.
HRH says
February 1, 2008 at 8:46 pmso crazy weird
kerrianne says
February 2, 2008 at 1:46 amI remember calling Chris into the room when The Soup featured a similar clip. Some inventor somewhere needs a job. Or some friends.
Annie says
February 3, 2008 at 4:52 pmActually, that thing looks like it might help out those ladies who are having problems performing oral sex on guys. Ok, that was tacky. BUT STILL! It was my first thought, and I don’t believe in holding back. I just might invest in one of those myself, for perfecting certain aspects of adult pleasures. *evil grin*
Lisa says
February 4, 2008 at 1:17 pmI may have thrown up a little when I first saw this.
erin says
February 4, 2008 at 3:21 pmI’m getting one ASAP. Strong facial muscles should definitely make my ass look smaller, don’t you think?