Bossy admits to having a wee obsession with QVC. She never watched a home shopping channel a day in her life, but recently her cable network shuffled things around and now QVC is her VCR’s default channel.
Her VCR’s default channel used to be PBS, and so when Bossy was finished watching a rented movie she would fall backwards into programs about Islamic Spain and Buffalo Bill Cody, but now Bossy knows everything there is to know about Diamonique.
Not to mention 5-Sheet Paper Shredders and Media Destroyers and Jumbo Lumb Crabcakes and Plush Bootie Slippers With Memory Foam, and Bossy is here to say: who knew?
But back to Bossy’s new best friend. Her name is Lisa Robertson but Bossy calls her Lisa. Robertson.
Isn’t she, like, so pretty? Even if she does have corpse fingers:
But looks aren’t everything. So here is a list of the reasons why Bossy loves her new best friend Lisa:
Because when you phone Lisa to talk about the Ecclissi Sterling Bombe Link Bracelet Watch With Diamond Accents, she seems really glad you called:
And Lisa’s not just a good talker, she’s a great listener:
When you tell Lisa good news, she’s always happy to hear it:
And when you tell Lisa weird news, she gets all concerned:
And when you’re the fifteenth caller in one hour to tell her she’s beautiful, she’s all Oh my gah no way thank you:
And when everything’s been said that needs to be said regarding the weather in Corpus Christi and your friends in the bridge club and the Arte D’Argento 48″ Sterling Cultured Freshwater Pearl Necklace, Lisa Robertson waves goodbye like you’re her BFF too: