The new Road Trip video is complete, and includes the name of Bossy’s Excellent Sponsor as well as her itinerary.
Here’s what: Bossy realized early on that her Road Trip would have to be divided into two legs—kind of like the two legs she will need to have amputated after driving eight hours a day with varicose veins.
The first leg of her trip will take her to the West Coast and back and will include twenty-seven stops in thirty-four days. That leaves very little margin for error, which is convenient because Bossy has never been stuck in traffic or had the flu or forgotten to exit a highway because she was busy wondering if Toy Yorkies ever poop in those cute little dog purses.
The second leg of her trip will take Bossy through New York City and into New England and will include amndkdj ndsjflafji fid fkodifge. OK, so maybe Bossy hasn’t quite planned this part of her journey. That’s because first and foremost Bossy wants to make sure the snow has melted. In Mattawamkeag Maine. Happy waiting!
Meanwhile it’s very exciting to see
alcoholics in need of a martini the Road Trip spirit spread, as hundreds of bloggers are joining forces to hang out with Bossy as she passes out passes through their city.
It’s a Love Fest. A Love Fest complete with two billion and a hundredy-ten emails trying to select locations to gather.
Lastly, Bossy is truly sorry if your city isn’t on the final itinerary. Just know that she tried her best to carve a logical route, and she had lots of help. Lots of oak-fermented help, with balanced tannins and a cherry aroma.