Bossy just took this photo through the window of a Scottsdale Starbucks. It depicts the first few moments of a relationship—a refined blond woman tends to her Husky while flirting with a biker who is reclined in his café chair.
A few moments before Bossy snapped this photo, the girl reached into her handbag and pulled out her daily organizer, and she passed it to the guy who wrote something in the space provided. A few moments after the photo was taken the girl climbed into her pristine white Jeep, and the guy stormed into the Starbucks, which lead Bossy to believe he was coming in to murder her because she was sneaking photos through the plate glass window. But he was only using the restroom. Paranoid much? Then he jumped on his motorcycle and sped away.
Bossy is in the Starbucks because her friend Wendy does not have Wi-Fi, which makes her different from the majority of her hosts exactly not at all. There’s this odd thing about being on a thirty-five day Road Trip: you can’t take your family room and its Wi-Fi with you. Which means Bossy spends her days writing funny and interesting blog posts! While in the car! Without a computer handy. Or internet connection.
This makes posting a little tricky, as you can imagine, with all of Bossy’s funny and interesting blog posts trapped in her cerebellum. If Bossy could attach her cerebellum to a modem or maybe even a router, she promises that you wouldn’t be zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
So that was the apology. Sorry—did you miss it? Bossy apologizes for her limited online time and zzzzzzzzz posts.
Next: Bossy wants to introduce you to the cutest nose on the internet:
It belongs to her—she was just one of the amazingly funny Arizona folks who gathered with Bossy last night to split three fried green beans and a tablespoon of salsa. She was also there, and her, and the amazing her. Also in attendance was him and him and Bossy’s new boyfriend Buckaroo.
Tomorrow early morning Bossy hits the road again, this time to drive to San Diego. Wish Bossy luck as she slips under SUVs.