Bossy drove over 10,000 miles across 28 states in 5 weeks to meet her online community. She slept on sofas, in guest rooms, and three hotels; she met kids and dogs and a handful of cats and one turtle and some horses and cows.
She walked in cities, shat in truck stops, and broke bread with over
two hundred creative, hilarious people she had never met but who are now like family.
She drank chocolate martinis and ate fried pickles, and married at least four men and one sports car.
Thank you Philadelphia and D.C. and Richmond and Atlanta and Orlando and Tallahassee and New Orleans and Baton Rouge and Dallas and Oklahoma and Albuquerque and Scottsdale and San Diego and Laguna Beach and Los Angeles and Palo Alto and San Francisco and Eugene and Portland and Seattle and Boise and Denver and Kansas City and St. Louis and Madison and Chicago and Indianapolis and Detroit and Cleveland, with a special shout out to Rawlins Wyoming.
Bossy misses every single one of you, and from the bottom of her heart thanks her readers for all of their tip jar contributions. You made Bossy’s Excellent Road Trip possible.
And to Bossy’s hosts, from the Gays, to the moms, to the one married guy, and the cattle rancher’s wife: thanks for teaching Bossy a thing or two about generosity of substance and spirit.
And Saturn? Thank you for pioneering a new way of doing business, and for your leap of faith. Bossy hopes it pays off handily. And dude! Nice cars!
Bossy still has many Excellent Road Trip stories to share in the coming weeks, as her body slowly adjusts to sleeping past 4 A.M. and eating real live food such as lettuce.