Bossy thoroughly enjoyed how entertaining her readers reader was last week when the question limited the response to ten words. And because Bossy is nothing if not shamelessly repetitive, she wants to offer another ten-word challenge:
Today Bossy is thinking about summer, which begins in one thousand hours. In exactly ten words, can you please share with Bossy what you are doing to prepare for bathing suit season?
Hopefully it’s not something contained within Bossy’s Dr. Seuss Weight-loss Poem.
corrie says
May 6, 2008 at 7:13 amSimple! Upping the guilt with each delicious bite I take!
Have the T-Shirt says
May 6, 2008 at 7:14 amI was having such a good morning until you uttered the words “bathing suit season”.
Killjoy.
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says
May 6, 2008 at 7:17 amGoing on the elliptical machine every morning. At 5 am.
Avitable says
May 6, 2008 at 7:18 amSculpting my man bush to look like the letter A.
Laura says
May 6, 2008 at 7:20 amClimbing the stair climber and going to pilates. Bikini wax.
Sandi says
May 6, 2008 at 7:21 amNot one single thing. Except, I will shave my legs.
🙂
Meg says
May 6, 2008 at 7:27 amTrying to keep weight lost recently
from repadding my ass.
Sewmouse says
May 6, 2008 at 7:28 amSandi Stole My Answer, but I’m still not doing anything.
philly says
May 6, 2008 at 7:36 amI am going to buy myself a bigger swim suit
dcfullest says
May 6, 2008 at 7:37 amNo high fructose corn syrup. No Transfat. Got a pedometer.
Ellie says
May 6, 2008 at 7:45 amPut on suit. Don’t look down. Bring beer to beach.
martha says
May 6, 2008 at 7:49 amstand up straight and love the skin I am in.
BOSSY says
May 6, 2008 at 7:54 amShopping for long wrap skirt to glue around hip area.
Heather says
May 6, 2008 at 7:55 amSummer’s here? Move hemispheres. It’s winter somewhere. Need more time.
blackbird says
May 6, 2008 at 7:56 amHoping I’m not painting. VOTING until the 13th.
HE’S 4TH.
William says
May 6, 2008 at 8:01 amShaving and waxing the nether regions for the Banana hammock.
Madness says
May 6, 2008 at 8:07 amEnough with that bitch already I dont have bail money.
amy says
May 6, 2008 at 8:10 amThank God I know how to rock a fucking caftcan.
amy says
May 6, 2008 at 8:16 amtrying to find the cutest suit and cover-up ever made!
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
May 6, 2008 at 8:20 amI exercise in futility and follow the Couch Potato Regimen.
hulagirlatheart says
May 6, 2008 at 8:20 amrunning, cake, running, pie, running, pasta, running, bread, running, chocolate.
Debbie says
May 6, 2008 at 8:23 amYou’re young, you care. I’m older and could care less! 🙂
living vicariously says
May 6, 2008 at 8:24 amI really don’t remember you taking that picture of me………
so NOT cool says
May 6, 2008 at 8:26 amNothing grosser than wet swimsuits.
Therefore, I wear zoot suits.
Meg says
May 6, 2008 at 8:29 amWho said anything about wearing a swim suit? Not me!
saucygrrl says
May 6, 2008 at 8:38 amDoubling up on my ice cream sundaes for lunch, silly.
Stephanie says
May 6, 2008 at 8:39 amCakes not eating. Pizza begone. Treadmill intimately known and hated.
ms picket to you says
May 6, 2008 at 8:40 amSpray on fake tan makes fat areas much better, yo.
David says
May 6, 2008 at 8:42 amNothing different, but nothing’s what I wear at the beach. 😉
Lori says
May 6, 2008 at 8:42 amBodyPump, cardio, counting calories, stuffing face (oh, wait, that’s counterproductive…)
Momo Fali says
May 6, 2008 at 8:48 amEating lots of Peppermint Patties and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
Crystal D says
May 6, 2008 at 8:53 amGrowing a baby totally covers oreos and ice-cream.
K says
May 6, 2008 at 8:56 amWorking out, looking at bathing suits, tearfully not buying them.
AMomTwoboys says
May 6, 2008 at 9:08 amBreastfeeding. Damnit, I can’t diet. I hate exercise. Oh well.
Roz at Fun's Not the Word says
May 6, 2008 at 9:09 amHoping rogue komodo lizards don’t attack my gross white feet.
Andi Sexton (rrlscrapgal) says
May 6, 2008 at 9:11 amNot!
Noelle says
May 6, 2008 at 9:12 amI’m not eating cheese. Except when no one is looking.
MamaMo says
May 6, 2008 at 9:13 amSame as “hulagirlatheart” only without the running, and add donuts!
jody says
May 6, 2008 at 9:14 amDrinking smoothies for breakfast/lunch plus walking/running; no booze.
natalie says
May 6, 2008 at 9:17 amever heard of a burka? sunscreen/flab-coverer in one!
Melissa says
May 6, 2008 at 9:19 amPracticing Survival Swimming skill number 3: Swimming while fully clothed.
Asthmagirl says
May 6, 2008 at 9:21 amNo swim suit for me. hiking clothes cover everything up.
merrymishaps says
May 6, 2008 at 9:26 amTraining for triathlon. Trying to avoid chocolate muffins on desk!
anastasia beaverhausen says
May 6, 2008 at 9:29 amSprints. Drinking water. Protein. Less booze. Thanking God if you don’t look like the picture you’ve provided.
Ashley says
May 6, 2008 at 9:30 amNo cake, no cookies, no pie, more gym, no like
anastasia beaverhausen says
May 6, 2008 at 9:30 amOh wait…10 words only. Must read directions more carefully. Sorry.
Dharmamama says
May 6, 2008 at 9:33 amShaving legs. Painting toenails. Buying a cover-up. Loving myself.
Fairly Odd Mother says
May 6, 2008 at 9:34 amLoads of critical self-judgment over the shape of body.
HLB in MO says
May 6, 2008 at 9:38 amHoping that thinking about exercise will work. No? Oh well!
jenni says
May 6, 2008 at 9:40 amgrowing my pregnant belly and avoiding swimsuits at all costs
Jillian says
May 6, 2008 at 9:41 amwondering where bossy got my pic for this blog post?
(lol)
JK says
May 6, 2008 at 9:43 amBeach Tip: Sit Near Pale, Heavier People With Good Music
anne marie in philly says
May 6, 2008 at 9:44 amabsolutely, positively, certainly, thoroughly, not doing a damn thing! l’chaim!
crabapple says
May 6, 2008 at 9:47 ampilates, starving, pilates, step class, starving, yoga…did i mention starving?
moo says
May 6, 2008 at 9:47 amTeaching my son to love people regardless of their size.
(children ARE the future! Change starts at home! Exclamation point!)
Mrs says
May 6, 2008 at 9:48 amInvesting in silver duct tape. Applying liberally to jiggly areas.
Surcie says
May 6, 2008 at 9:48 amSmearing L’Oreal Sunless Sublime Glow Moisturizer on my white legs.
Camille says
May 6, 2008 at 9:49 amAbsolutely nothing, unless you count “eating cardboard pizza for dinner.”
hokgardner says
May 6, 2008 at 9:52 amI’m pregnant. I’ll flaunt my belly.
Madness says
May 6, 2008 at 9:52 amUnlimited tanning package walking round and round the track…whatever.
Jackie says
May 6, 2008 at 9:56 amAvoided suit all last summer, going for second year run running.
Angela says
May 6, 2008 at 10:00 amTelling everyone I know about my recently diagnosed sun allergy.
Laura says
May 6, 2008 at 10:03 amRun screaming in the opposite direction of the freaking beach!
Angel in Kentucky says
May 6, 2008 at 10:04 amSitting in the sun until I no longer burn for vacation.
Little Miss Sunshine State says
May 6, 2008 at 10:04 amEliminate stress that makes me want to eat junk food.
Bean says
May 6, 2008 at 10:08 amSearching still for MAGIC to best remove bikini line hair.
shauna says
May 6, 2008 at 10:09 amRunning for the hills, screaming screaming screaming screaming screaming screaming!
Linda says
May 6, 2008 at 10:11 amNO swimsuit for this body … not even shaving my legs!
A Whole Lot of Nothing says
May 6, 2008 at 10:15 amSqueezing my fat butt into a swimsuit for pool play.
aj says
May 6, 2008 at 10:19 amBathing Suit Season Is Abolished In The World Of AJ
Melizzard says
May 6, 2008 at 10:22 amTequila
Gran Marnier
Chambord
Lime Juice
Frozen Rasberries
Ice
Blended
Not June Cleaver says
May 6, 2008 at 10:24 amHoping only blind people will be at the beach, amen.
(P.S. I fixed my link for you, and I’m off now to check out your ad for Asian Girls for Love & Marriage… or not)
junebug says
May 6, 2008 at 10:24 amI bought a bottle of Sunless Tan Lotion.
ali says
May 6, 2008 at 10:25 amAvoid situations that require me having to wear a swimsuit!
All Adither says
May 6, 2008 at 10:26 amDenial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial. Denial.
jaxcheryl says
May 6, 2008 at 10:28 amWhat’s a bathing suit????
chocolatechic says
May 6, 2008 at 10:28 amI am doing nothing but shaving and eating chocolate.
Jeanette says
May 6, 2008 at 10:30 amDiet, walk, diet, walk, diet, walk, diet, walk, ice cream!
chellebird says
May 6, 2008 at 10:32 amTraining for a marathon, holy shit.
Kristi says
May 6, 2008 at 10:34 amEating as much chocolate as possible and then entering denial.
Cindy Z says
May 6, 2008 at 10:35 amBuying a good cover up to go over my swimsuit.
MelissaHurley says
May 6, 2008 at 10:38 amchasing toddler- Put down the razorblades/ glassshards/ toxicmold/ calfnuts/ BushCheneybumpersticker!
Bellamomma says
May 6, 2008 at 10:40 amSevere Hyperemesis Gravidum = Morning Sickness ‘roid rage. The pregnancy diet.
Jami says
May 6, 2008 at 10:41 amShaving my legs all the way up. Under my burka.
Liz G. says
May 6, 2008 at 10:43 amSwimming, Stationary Biking, and Protein Shakes – when I’m not napping.
heart shaped hedges says
May 6, 2008 at 10:47 amBossy
how dare you post my picture on your blog!
Jen says
May 6, 2008 at 10:54 amSwim suit on this flab? Hells no. Hells no. NO.
Jen M says
May 6, 2008 at 10:55 amRunning, weights, no snacks, no nighttime munchies – wine to sooth.
the new girl says
May 6, 2008 at 10:57 amAvoid the beach and pools.
Like I do every year.
Me says
May 6, 2008 at 10:57 amReading Helmstetter’s “What to Say When You Talk to Yourself.”
Liz says
May 6, 2008 at 11:00 amHoping beach turtleneck covers loose neck skin and arm flab.
Denise Thomas says
May 6, 2008 at 11:01 amTrying to avoid murdering my twins. Plus drinking vodka. Alot.
Rimshot says
May 6, 2008 at 11:08 amHaving my doctor up the dosage on my happy meds.
Jodi says
May 6, 2008 at 11:11 amJust….stop…eating. There that’s three.
Stuffanie says
May 6, 2008 at 11:12 amRemembering my bewilderment upon seeing my likeness on Bossy’s blog.
notjustbarbra says
May 6, 2008 at 11:15 amBeing glad the pool is in my own backyard.
Maria R says
May 6, 2008 at 11:24 amLoving my authentic self.
That’s crap.
Hiding from florescent lights.
Maria
Sue says
May 6, 2008 at 11:24 amWish for the days of bathing costumes and bathing machines.
Liz C says
May 6, 2008 at 11:26 amWhaa? I live in Seattle — no swimsuit season here, thankfully.
suzr says
May 6, 2008 at 11:29 amdon’t do bathing suits, but getting first pedicure this week!
nottryingforaboy says
May 6, 2008 at 11:30 amMuch fat worries. Sucking it in and sucking it up.
Sarah says
May 6, 2008 at 11:33 amAvon walk for breast cancer in honor of my friend.
*40 miles in 2 days. It motivates me to exercise!
A Novel Woman says
May 6, 2008 at 11:34 amAwesome sunglasses and red toenails to detract from the midriff.
Mama DB says
May 6, 2008 at 11:42 amnot shopping for swimsuit. why do that to myself yet?
Mr Farty says
May 6, 2008 at 11:48 amPreparation for bathing suit season: buy a long lens camera 🙂
Emily says
May 6, 2008 at 11:50 amBought surf trunks, super cute, cover ‘sins’ below the waist.
Cathy says
May 6, 2008 at 11:51 amlooking for a tankini with shorts
guess I should shave.
Hippo Brigade says
May 6, 2008 at 11:54 amdrinking coffee: it makes me poop, and decreases my appetite.
Kirsten says
May 6, 2008 at 11:59 amSouth Beach Diet: Don’t really like bread or rice anyway.
mr.lootiatto says
May 6, 2008 at 12:00 pmSeattle sounds like a destination. Wanna come Heather?
well read hostess says
May 6, 2008 at 12:03 pmrun.walk.deny.pray.rend garments.shop.self-loathe.shave.
Grandma J says
May 6, 2008 at 12:07 pmDrive 100 miles to find a bathing suit that fits.
BTW Bossy, How did you get that picture of me!
Foolery says
May 6, 2008 at 12:08 pmDo-it-myself Hoover liposuction, or just saying I’m pregnant.
mjohnson says
May 6, 2008 at 12:11 pmThinking about doing some press-ups, but the guns are rusty.
The Domestic Goddess says
May 6, 2008 at 12:11 pmEating with wreckless abandon since I don’t love the sun.
Stacey Ball says
May 6, 2008 at 12:13 pmHide bathing suit so I don’t have to wear it!
Biddy says
May 6, 2008 at 12:16 pmcoffee cake, cookies, cupcakes
purchasing a tent sized bathing suit
Renee in Seattle says
May 6, 2008 at 12:16 pmIn Washington, Winter won’t end. Buying Nair. Dreaming of sun.
kristina says
May 6, 2008 at 12:17 pmWiring my jaw shut, drinking chocolate shakes through a straw.
Sarah Culpepper says
May 6, 2008 at 12:19 pmCry rivers of tears about ass to lose water weight.
Susan says
May 6, 2008 at 12:21 pmVisualize myself as a Victoria’s Secret model, then laugh hysterically.
Shayera says
May 6, 2008 at 12:22 pmEverything comes in 100 calorie packs! And lots of walking.
Amanda says
May 6, 2008 at 12:24 pmProcrastinating doing anything. My suit will never fit anyway. BLAH!
MinivanBohemian says
May 6, 2008 at 12:28 pmPerusing the LandsEnd catalog for bigger suits with more coverage.
Pete Dunn says
May 6, 2008 at 12:29 pmIs this something I have to remove my shirt for?
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
May 6, 2008 at 12:33 pmBuying daughter rockin’ suit–all eyes will be on her!
Moi says
May 6, 2008 at 12:43 pmUsing a sharp stick to blind all who come near
Donna says
May 6, 2008 at 12:45 pmI am drinking lots more water.
Karen in Oregon (Submommy) says
May 6, 2008 at 12:46 pmRunning my ass off and praying for a smaller butt.
Andrea @ Sweet Life says
May 6, 2008 at 12:46 pmBreastfeeding a baby with food allergies, need I say more?
Becca says
May 6, 2008 at 12:51 pmLive in Alaska: Swimming requires survival suit, ends in hypothermia.
Barb says
May 6, 2008 at 12:53 pmGrinning and baring it anyway. Life is too short to hide.
Cactus Petunia says
May 6, 2008 at 12:55 pmDoesn’t Lands End have a swimsuit equipped with cloaking device?
Swirl Girl says
May 6, 2008 at 1:04 pmBuying one size larger makes your ass look smaller, right?
Tasha says
May 6, 2008 at 1:05 pmTacos. Some drinks. Sunblock. Maybe a hat. And grinning widely.
maresi says
May 6, 2008 at 1:11 pmbought a great maternity suit, for once not sucking in
Doug says
May 6, 2008 at 1:12 pmhelmet, gloves, lycra shorts….pedal, pedal, pedal…butt still sore
Swistle says
May 6, 2008 at 1:13 pmThrowing out my bathing suits so I can stay home.
Heather says
May 6, 2008 at 1:20 pmCold Fruit. Crisp Veggies. Tasty Sashimi. Downward Dog. Light Beer.
Caroline says
May 6, 2008 at 1:30 pmNo sugar or white flour! Three big weekly workouts at Curves!
I’ve lost 55 lbs. since December. :o)
Megan says
May 6, 2008 at 1:34 pmDrinking massive amounts of dr. pepper. Screw swimsuits.
Jacquie says
May 6, 2008 at 1:48 pmbeer…chips…belly… shit!… gym…veggies…water…hungry…acceptance…beer
http://meandyouandellie.blogspot.com
Bri says
May 6, 2008 at 1:54 pmshave legs and pits. spf lotion. put on swimsuit. done.
Audubon Ron says
May 6, 2008 at 2:01 pmI am going to have another cold Corona with lime.
Kelly says
May 6, 2008 at 2:03 pmNo eating after dinner plus raucous sex plus step aerobics.
(Not necessarily in that order.)
Jamie says
May 6, 2008 at 2:15 pmEmphasize the twins while attempting to hide my enormous ass.
Amy says
May 6, 2008 at 2:26 pmI’m moving to a bigger house without a swimming pool.
dgm says
May 6, 2008 at 2:29 pmRun hills, reverse lunges, core work, fish oil, year ’round.
Tootsie Farklepants says
May 6, 2008 at 2:32 pmTake a bath in self tanner. Invest in cover ups.
Brando says
May 6, 2008 at 2:32 pmProactively sunburning by leaving the microwave door open while cooking.
The Great Getzby says
May 6, 2008 at 2:33 pmRunning feverishly from a gargantuan Great Dane and crystal meth?
Liana says
May 6, 2008 at 2:36 pmWorking out, eating less, laying out a little (boring, right?).
Auntie Lenie says
May 6, 2008 at 2:36 pmWow – that picture of me is a wake up call.
mommypie says
May 6, 2008 at 2:49 pmSwimsuit shopping, depression, drowning my cellulite sorrows in margaritas
TanyaK says
May 6, 2008 at 2:55 pmNobody wants to see me in a two piece suit.
Optimist says
May 6, 2008 at 2:58 pmUsing the melanoma excuse – sun is bad, shade is good!
Heather says
May 6, 2008 at 3:00 pmI am not going anywhere near any type of water. *9*
Jessica says
May 6, 2008 at 3:03 pmroller derby fun
abdominals are like fire
blazing painful thighs
10 words AND a senryu! BAM!
Kimberly C says
May 6, 2008 at 3:17 pmOne piece! Evil post baby belly. Down with situps forever.
Professional Critic says
May 6, 2008 at 3:23 pmStrict regimen of chorizo super burritos. Go for the gold!
Say What? says
May 6, 2008 at 3:45 pmTrying to determine who gave you my photo to use! (see 10 words)
fran says
May 6, 2008 at 3:49 pmMentally moving forehead cleavage south, ass padding north and west.
Go309 says
May 6, 2008 at 3:52 pmSpend time outside, buy a new swimsuit, suck it up.
Melissa from Pittsburgh says
May 6, 2008 at 3:53 pmI do not LIKE it, Sam I am, I do not like bathing suit season. I would not like it here or there, I would not like it anywhere (except if I was built more like Christina Ricci)
HRH says
May 6, 2008 at 3:53 pmIn 999 hours I will shave…any earlier is a waste.
Super B's Mama says
May 6, 2008 at 3:59 pmTrying. Not. To. Puke. When. I. Look. In. The. Mirror.
jp says
May 6, 2008 at 4:08 pmTreadmill
Red Sox Red Toes
Friends
Beer
Beach
Pool
Sex!
dexter says
May 6, 2008 at 4:10 pmgo on cruise, stuff my face, come home and poop
Linda in Canada says
May 6, 2008 at 4:12 pmPretending I’m pregnant.
So what if I’m sixty in July.
mrs. blogoway says
May 6, 2008 at 4:25 pmLooking for a big stick to gougue people’s eyes out.
Mrs. B says
May 6, 2008 at 4:44 pmProcrastinate. Procrastinate. Procrastinate. Fake Tan. Procrastinate. Procrastinate. Dread. Curse. Hide.
KarinGal says
May 6, 2008 at 4:50 pmGood: I live in Hawaii. Bad: It’s ALWAYS swimsuit season.
Hippittee says
May 6, 2008 at 4:58 pmbuy cute swimsuit cover-up | get pedicure |
shave | and update sunglasses
Janna from Honeyed Hashette says
May 6, 2008 at 5:09 pmOk.That’s it. It’s just water and ex-lax til prom.
(not really, but it’s a funny quote from the movie “Never Been Kissed”)
Christine says
May 6, 2008 at 5:18 pmSpending bathing suit time at friend’s (fatter than me) pool.
Heather says
May 6, 2008 at 5:29 pmHiding behind two small children, a teenager and chunky husband.
Sam says
May 6, 2008 at 5:32 pmSuit-shopping at Torrid before looking for more cake to eat.
liza says
May 6, 2008 at 5:35 pmHOT yoga!
NO :: wheat :: diary :: alcohol :: caffeine :: sugar :: red meat.
Dawn says
May 6, 2008 at 5:38 pmCasting spell so all within eyeshot are rendered temporarily blind.
(It’s the only merciful thing to do.)
jamie says
May 6, 2008 at 5:45 pmThanking the Good Lord Jesus I live in Alaska. Amen.
Whit says
May 6, 2008 at 5:49 pmPlanning to be naked and drunk as much as possible.
The Cube Monkey says
May 6, 2008 at 5:58 pmCalling Abdul the Tent Maker for my custom bathing suit order.
TamiW says
May 6, 2008 at 5:58 pmEat like a pig, avoid bathing suit at all costs.
Kiki says
May 6, 2008 at 5:59 pmSpray Tan
Sarong
Gigantic Bag
Lipstick
Atittude
Just Add Water
Stephanie says
May 6, 2008 at 6:11 pmChasing the baby, playing Wii= losing one pound, hopefully three!
(times 10…you know, thirty lbs? Thirty didn’t rhyme though…)
J says
May 6, 2008 at 6:25 pmPreparing mint for mojitas.
Looking for camps for mi hijita.
Pat says
May 6, 2008 at 6:48 pmWalk each day, more weight training, massage sore muscles more.
bev says
May 6, 2008 at 7:18 pmgarden, pluck, shave,
highlight, step, paint, run,
drink with Martha!
BFMS
(Bossy’s Friend Martha’s Sister)
cait says
May 6, 2008 at 7:24 pmbuying a bigger suit and drinking pina coladas, amen!
Liza says
May 6, 2008 at 7:38 pmSwimsuit? Bah! Eat more chocolate, too far gone now anyhow!
rb says
May 6, 2008 at 8:01 pmstop eating chocolate tomorrow
no, wait, maybe the next day
Colette says
May 6, 2008 at 8:08 pmHit the beach with people who are fatter than me!!
(If I can find any……)
MeL says
May 6, 2008 at 8:15 pmMaternity suits are cruel. I believe I shall eat another doughnut.
Jill in WI says
May 6, 2008 at 8:29 pmProudly displaying my son’s best art project–(my muffin top).
Stacy (mama-om) says
May 6, 2008 at 8:34 pmdigging the earth
stockpiling mineral sunscreen
painting my toenails bright
Kerri Anne says
May 6, 2008 at 8:39 pmGym every morning;
Sadly, less mashed potatoes.
Mission: steely abs.
sara says
May 6, 2008 at 8:45 pm20 year reunion in 2 months. No wheat. No dairy.
Di says
May 6, 2008 at 9:01 pmDi cares not at all. Calling therapist or divorce lawyer.
Leaf, probably... says
May 6, 2008 at 9:09 pmThe leg hair grows long and free because it’s winter.
(I’m in New Zealand, you see…)
Chicky Chicky Baby says
May 6, 2008 at 9:13 pmPushing baby from my lady parts. No maternity bathing suit!
V says
May 6, 2008 at 9:46 pmWent to the Y and boy are my feet stinky.
Lori says
May 6, 2008 at 9:46 pmWell… not levitating – like that creepy bearded man/woman in “photo”.
ms_teacher says
May 6, 2008 at 9:47 pmfearfully flying to D.C. and L.A, celebrating 22 years married.
Kelley says
May 6, 2008 at 10:13 pmSummer finally over here. Kelley thanks God its nearly winter.
annie says
May 6, 2008 at 10:15 pmWho wears a bathing suit?
moosh in indy. says
May 6, 2008 at 10:19 pmBought $90 suit. Haven’t eaten all week. Sick not Anorexic.
Jenny from Mommin' It Up! says
May 6, 2008 at 10:45 pminvesting in sunscreen that makes me invisible.
Jenny from Mommin' It Up! says
May 6, 2008 at 10:46 pmfor the summer
(hit enter before i was done!)
Tracee Sioux says
May 6, 2008 at 10:48 pmAbandoned “clean bikini line” last year, wearing shorts, never better.
http://www.blogfabulous.com/clean-bikini-line/
naomi says
May 6, 2008 at 10:53 pmwork a lot
sleep a lot
sweat a lot
damn
Susan says
May 6, 2008 at 10:55 pmHaving what I thought were varicose veins (actually spider veins) STRIPPED!
Sorry, that’s eleven.
And now that’s fourteen. Wait, eighteen.
Ah, heck, nevermind.
Tracee Sioux says
May 6, 2008 at 10:59 pmAbandoned “clean” bikini line last year, bought shorts, no rash.
Tracee Sioux says
May 6, 2008 at 11:01 pmSorry my computer said timed out. Didn’t mean to post twice.
Kat says
May 6, 2008 at 11:04 pmWishing and hoping and thinking and praying planning and dreaming…
Average Jane says
May 6, 2008 at 11:08 pmVowing never to expose my arms or legs ever again.
Jeff the Ill-Tempered Clavier says
May 6, 2008 at 11:32 pmwishing I was 20 again. No suit for me. Banzai!!!!
Melanie at Beanpaste says
May 6, 2008 at 11:59 pmWatching wild-eyed Tim Russert, drinking pinot. Does hope burn calories?
Clair says
May 7, 2008 at 12:06 amI live in San Francisco. It’s too cold to swim.
islaygirl says
May 7, 2008 at 12:59 amPretending no one can see chamois consistency of my stomach.
califmom says
May 7, 2008 at 1:04 amsitting on my ischial callosities, devouring peanut m&m’s and screwdrivers.
Evolving says
May 7, 2008 at 2:29 amNo department store dressing rooms. Cellulite reduction surgery. Spray tan.
Sharon says
May 7, 2008 at 2:39 amLooking for a bathing suit that offers the most coverage.
Al_Pal says
May 7, 2008 at 3:02 amPedicure. Sunblock. Shaving.
Hotter at camping festivals
Than at home.
countrymouse says
May 7, 2008 at 3:54 amWhen did you find time to sculpt exact me replica?
Dani says
May 7, 2008 at 7:25 amI wear swim suit all year round. Have no shame.
Karlo says
May 7, 2008 at 7:34 amI like the poem! BTW, I’ve added you to the top of my blogroll. Great blog!
Oh, The Joys says
May 7, 2008 at 8:55 amDude, I am FOR SURE not eating nasty egg mcmuffins.
[Oh, SNAP!]
Aimee says
May 7, 2008 at 9:08 amI don’t prepare. Who cares if I’m fat and hairy?
Jamie says
May 7, 2008 at 9:27 ami am doing a virtual biggest loser challenge with friends.
Gette says
May 7, 2008 at 9:31 amScrew the beach, need clothes for a wedding. Holy shit.
JennC says
May 7, 2008 at 9:50 amEmbracing all my curves, learning to love myself first.
noelia says
May 7, 2008 at 10:22 amdieting,walking, new music, and accepting my body.
Debra says
May 7, 2008 at 10:23 amTwenty…bikini,
Thirty…maillot,
Forty….and shorts,
Forty something…wetsuit.
Becky says
May 7, 2008 at 10:28 amPerception:
fit at home but flabby at pool?
treadmill
water
crunches
(sigh)
(That’s 12 but I have to get the kids up now!)
kj says
May 7, 2008 at 10:47 amno candy
crying
more walking
less getting on the scale
Dorothy says
May 7, 2008 at 11:06 amI am looking for the perfect yellow polka dot burka.
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You says
May 7, 2008 at 11:41 amThere is no bathing suit season in my house 🙂
mommymae says
May 7, 2008 at 1:51 pmshowing off my 6 month pregnant belly in a bikini.
In the Trenches of Mommyhood says
May 7, 2008 at 4:09 pmTrying to diet…unsuccessfully.
Running…successfully.
Manicure, pedicure, bikini wax.
nutty mummy says
May 7, 2008 at 5:50 pmStarving all week and eating all the live long weekend!
The Vocabulary Of My Life says
May 7, 2008 at 9:09 pmRunning my fool head off until I can’t walk.
Kellyology says
May 7, 2008 at 10:07 pmEating nothing. Exercising incessantly. Drinking heavily. Praying for a miracle.
Pamela says
May 7, 2008 at 10:50 pmsummer
in
Texas
too
hot
to
go
outside
in
clothes
Jen says
May 7, 2008 at 10:51 pmStrategic anxiety attack equals fat melting off like, well, fat.
Beth says
May 7, 2008 at 11:32 pmNot going swimming with anyone over the age of two.
Kelly says
May 7, 2008 at 11:43 pmCutting out all soda, which means a cut in sugar.
Tricia says
May 8, 2008 at 6:50 amTrying really hard to pretend the pool will not open.
b says
May 8, 2008 at 8:05 amIt is wrong to drink ‘ritas while pregnant, so nothing.
Kristy says
May 8, 2008 at 12:29 pmThe woman in your illustration appears to be floating just slightly above the ground. Why? Has she ingested helium?
Cheri says
May 8, 2008 at 3:55 pmThursday. Two days late. Will run again when shoulder heals.
grockle says
May 9, 2008 at 8:38 amfind sun
sit in it
Johanna in NZ says
May 10, 2008 at 5:13 amI’m growing a baby and getting fatter by the day.
joeinvegas says
May 11, 2008 at 2:01 pmWhat – what – 252 comments? I don’t have ten words, but 252? Bossy!!
stljoie says
May 11, 2008 at 10:33 pmThis grandmotherly body will enjoy the sun and water anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kit says
May 11, 2008 at 10:36 pmBreastfeed calories away, chase the preschoolers, buy Land’s End swimsuit.