Bossy’s husband has a mean streak. For instance he took this photo with his phone and emailed it to Bossy because this pup is available for adoption, and he was threatening to get it. Mean.
So Bossy went to see this pup because she’s punishing like that. And it had just eaten some paper and was trying to cough it up… and it was all, “Eck eck eck eck Kee!” with its little Yorkie/Shih Tzu voice, which lives somewhere in the upper register higher than Soprano.
But anyway, the Bossy family won’t be getting the puppy.