I can see that it’s screaming because you ripped it from it’s comfy home. And what are the shiny parts? Did it swallow a sapphire or something? Wait – don’t answer that! I think I already know more than I want to about it.
Bossy, I pride myself on being one hot mom that can gram stain and identify gonorrhea under a microscope but that is nasty. (I don’t pride myself on being able to spell it because regardless, I am pretty humble).
That guy’s teeth….and the little smiley face you put in his “hello” message.
OR it could be the fact the My Honey just bought one of those drain-cork-screw-thingys because our drain gets so bad that even 5 bottles of Drain-0-to-the-max (that’s 10 servings) doesnt begin to dissolve the massive heap of hair.
Maybe next time, Ill take a picture (Im always trying to be like Bossy)….Im pretty sure it will look something like Hulk Hogan, with a teenage girl friend that looks like his daughter.
Can’t. Look. Away. It’s like a gross, hairy train wreck. Please tell me that you’re not going to keep the little furball as a pet and carry it around in your purse or something…
I think it looks like the head of an angry badger.
And I think I’m going to send you the name of my plumber and maybe buy you a hair catching thingy for your drain. Or maybe I’ll just come over, we can get drunk, and we’ll shave the heads of the entire Bossy clan. Because. Dude.
Talk about product placement – that “Hello Kitty” is everywhere!!
Whatever it is you have, I think it’s contagious. I actually contemplated photographing for my blog the last disgusting blob of hair I pulled out of the drain. I refrained only because I knew my kids would kill me THEN die of embarrassment.
Madness always looks because Madness likes to know shes not alone in the world.. Madness has long hair..and three daughters with THICK long black curly hair .. imagine what MY bathtub drain friends look like. ooohhh yeahhhhh
Ok, seriously I need something next to it to show the actual size, because that thing looks to be about the same size as a large Costco shampoo bottle (with pump dispenser) and that’s just too freaking scary if you’re losing THAT much hair in the drain!
The whole thing is so repulsive, yet so intriguing, you’re tempting me to go root around in my tub, Bossy!
The other night – swear to GOD – my husband found a slug IN THE BATHTUB. I think he came up through the drain. Oh, gawd, the thought of it makes me feel like hurling.
Why did I need to look? I’ve pulled my fair share of these out of the drain at my parents house… (what happens when you have Looooong hair) until I learned to stick my hair to the wall and then wipe it off after the shower. Means not nearly as many of these to “discover”!
OMG!! Did you wash a rat down your drain? That is terrible! And the toenails just add a dash of gag to it. How many people are in your house? And does Chewy live with you? I’ve not seen anything that gross before 10am in a long time…
All I gotta say is *doing the ewww-thats-gross-it-gives-me-the-shivers dance and making gaggy faces*.
More to the point,evolving, why is bossy compelled to photograph the findings and why in heaven’s name are we so curious that we click to see whatever it is she found? I did, however, not take a drink before I clicked… WTG bossy… you “sucked” us in once again.
blackbird says
June 12, 2008 at 10:07 amWHY? WHAT COMPELLED ME TO LOOK?
ron says
June 12, 2008 at 10:09 amCute as a button!
RuthWells says
June 12, 2008 at 10:16 amBlerrrgh!
Bee says
June 12, 2008 at 10:18 amWell, yummo-o!
That’s what Hello Kitty gets for being everywhere I turn in the fleamarket!
Not that I go to the fleamarket…
rikki says
June 12, 2008 at 10:33 amHello Kitty….or an Ewok?
Cereal Dieter says
June 12, 2008 at 10:33 amOMG.. is that toenail clippings mixed in with the hair – er, um, Hello Kitty??
Jacquie says
June 12, 2008 at 10:35 amOof, yeah. That is bad.
Pamela says
June 12, 2008 at 10:35 amSo glad my gal is watching Sesame Street right now. She might want to pet the kitty.
bossy's friend martha says
June 12, 2008 at 10:35 amnasty ass nasty.
…and yet, once again, genius.
Von says
June 12, 2008 at 10:37 amIt has teeth. I swear, I see teeth. Bleh.
Karen in DE says
June 12, 2008 at 10:37 amSend it to Donald Trump. He can add it to his bad combover.
Stacey Ball says
June 12, 2008 at 10:44 amEwwwwwwwwwwww! The appeal to click that was the same appeal as going to a horror flick. I’d call this one a slasher!
Lisa says
June 12, 2008 at 10:45 amI just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks for that. Fackin A!
Black Hockey Jesus says
June 12, 2008 at 10:49 amI just fell in wholesale love with you.
mary says
June 12, 2008 at 10:49 amI know who it’s not…Henry Kissinger or Danny Kaye.
Hello, Kitty Hell!
Asthmagirl says
June 12, 2008 at 10:54 amAre those cat claws?
Sister Honey Bunch says
June 12, 2008 at 11:01 amOK. Ewwwww.
teri says
June 12, 2008 at 11:02 amTHAT is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.
Lori says
June 12, 2008 at 11:04 amI have got to get a grip on my curious nature. I had already finished my oatmeal and diet Coke so I thought I was safe. Not so much. Blech!!
Patrick says
June 12, 2008 at 11:07 amIt looks like the failed experiments of the transporters in the movie, The Fly, but instead of a dog, you used a cat.
Hallie says
June 12, 2008 at 11:12 amHello Kitty? How about Hello Mutant Clump of Body Hair?
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
Jules says
June 12, 2008 at 11:12 amI have it’s sibling at my house.
Pleasing Procrasinator says
June 12, 2008 at 11:13 amWhat a life I have..I am trying to figure out what your drain apparition is. LOL.
junebug says
June 12, 2008 at 11:13 amNow that was gross. Please tell me that was not in your drain. At least you put a pretty spin on it.
Evolving says
June 12, 2008 at 11:13 amBLECH! Why does bossy clean her drain so much!!!?
Kristi says
June 12, 2008 at 11:14 amExcept that, when did Hello Kitty grow tusks?
Jami says
June 12, 2008 at 11:14 amI can see that it’s screaming because you ripped it from it’s comfy home. And what are the shiny parts? Did it swallow a sapphire or something? Wait – don’t answer that! I think I already know more than I want to about it.
jp says
June 12, 2008 at 11:14 amWking here at Plumbers Crack……….I could tell you stories about the junk pulled out of peoples drains………
Vibrators, tins of caviar, eye glasses, just to name a few!!!!
GROSS!!!
jp says
June 12, 2008 at 11:15 amWking here at Plumbers Crack……….I could tell you stories about the junk pulled out of peoples drains………
Vibrators, tins of caviar, eye glasses, just to name a few!!!!
GROSS!!!
Not June Cleaver says
June 12, 2008 at 11:16 amLooks more like Yoda to me.
Dharmamama says
June 12, 2008 at 11:16 amWHY did I click? Why? Why? Guh-ross.
Except for the cute kitty part.
TwentyFourAtHeart says
June 12, 2008 at 11:18 amIt needs it’s bangs trimmed.
Aimee says
June 12, 2008 at 11:19 amOMG, I cannot believe I clicked the link and looked.
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
June 12, 2008 at 11:19 amIt looks more like Dead Kitty to me.
The Mom says
June 12, 2008 at 11:26 amholy wow, are you actually bald and we don’t know it?
Debby says
June 12, 2008 at 11:31 amHairClubforWomen.com
If there isn’t a site, there should be. And Bossy should be President.
Krista says
June 12, 2008 at 11:41 amGAH! I was eating a cookie! However that is definitely a teratoma. For reals. (Speaking of things you don’t want to Google while eating…)
HIlary says
June 12, 2008 at 11:44 amIt’s a tad cuter than the “super day” guy.
MarathonMom says
June 12, 2008 at 11:53 amBossy, I pride myself on being one hot mom that can gram stain and identify gonorrhea under a microscope but that is nasty. (I don’t pride myself on being able to spell it because regardless, I am pretty humble).
amber lee peace says
June 12, 2008 at 11:58 amI keep glancing at it and then freaking out – then glancing at it and freaking out.
NASTY
Belle says
June 12, 2008 at 12:04 pmOhh I just had to look. I pulled a similar one out of my bathroom sink a few weeks ago. I thought about naming it and keeping it for a pet.
heart shaped hedges says
June 12, 2008 at 12:07 pmBAHHHH HAAA HAA HAA
For some reason, this all struck me funny.
Maybe it’s the bow in Hello Kitty’s hair, or
That guy’s teeth….and the little smiley face you put in his “hello” message.
OR it could be the fact the My Honey just bought one of those drain-cork-screw-thingys because our drain gets so bad that even 5 bottles of Drain-0-to-the-max (that’s 10 servings) doesnt begin to dissolve the massive heap of hair.
Maybe next time, Ill take a picture (Im always trying to be like Bossy)….Im pretty sure it will look something like Hulk Hogan, with a teenage girl friend that looks like his daughter.
Walking With Scissors says
June 12, 2008 at 12:14 pmCan’t. Look. Away. It’s like a gross, hairy train wreck. Please tell me that you’re not going to keep the little furball as a pet and carry it around in your purse or something…
Dara says
June 12, 2008 at 12:23 pmit looks like a hydatidiform mole. I only know what THAT looks like from my clinical OB rotation in nursing school. good times.
did I gross you out, bossy?
carolyn says
June 12, 2008 at 12:27 pmOh geez WHY do I always have to look…
Foolery says
June 12, 2008 at 12:33 pmAt least we know it’s had a bath recently.
annie says
June 12, 2008 at 12:38 pmI think it has fingernails.
Smalltown Mom says
June 12, 2008 at 12:47 pmI think it’s alive.
David says
June 12, 2008 at 12:47 pmAn ancient Aztec brillo pad?
wrh says
June 12, 2008 at 1:10 pmDad?? Is that you???
Just kidding.
I think it looks like the head of an angry badger.
And I think I’m going to send you the name of my plumber and maybe buy you a hair catching thingy for your drain. Or maybe I’ll just come over, we can get drunk, and we’ll shave the heads of the entire Bossy clan. Because. Dude.
Ellie says
June 12, 2008 at 1:10 pmOh dear. Just please reassure me: it’s doesn’t GROWL or anything, does it?
Sass E-mum says
June 12, 2008 at 1:11 pmYuck. Wish I hadn’t seen that. Very disturbing.
Jan, Fascinating says
June 12, 2008 at 1:11 pmFingernails? I think it has CLAWS.
Bossy's friend Amy says
June 12, 2008 at 1:22 pmwholly hell, why, why, why, is that thing living in your drain???
Mindy says
June 12, 2008 at 1:27 pmSee if you can sell it on Ebay to some whacked out Hello Kitty collector. Or maybe the Golden Palace will buy it and put it on display.
Jessica says
June 12, 2008 at 1:30 pmThat’s easy. That’s ‘Sloth’ from The Goonies.
Yes, this is my very first Bossy reply.
Jen says
June 12, 2008 at 1:35 pmOh, why did I look? Why? I don’t even like looking at what’s in my own shower drain!
biddy says
June 12, 2008 at 1:41 pmoh gawd it’s like a massive train wreck! it’s awful and disgusting and vomit inducing, yet i can’t look away!
Ashley says
June 12, 2008 at 1:43 pmits like i can’t look away but i’m hitting myself for even clicking in the first place.
Kate says
June 12, 2008 at 1:44 pmAre you sure it’s Hello Kitty? I don’t think Hello Kitty has teeth…
Gretchen says
June 12, 2008 at 1:47 pmGack! How long did it take to collect that?!
MamaMo says
June 12, 2008 at 2:14 pmTalk about product placement – that “Hello Kitty” is everywhere!!
Whatever it is you have, I think it’s contagious. I actually contemplated photographing for my blog the last disgusting blob of hair I pulled out of the drain. I refrained only because I knew my kids would kill me THEN die of embarrassment.
Willie G says
June 12, 2008 at 2:16 pmyou, Miss Bossy, are one demented lady.
Too. Damn. Funny.
carrie says
June 12, 2008 at 2:23 pmJiminy Christmas! Why do I fall for the link every stinkin’ time?!
HeyJoe says
June 12, 2008 at 2:33 pmTar Baby from Song of the South.
Linda says
June 12, 2008 at 2:37 pmHEY BOSSY … I pulled “Whom’s” cousin from my bathtub drain earlier this week. He asked where “Hello Kitty” has been hiding … now I know!!
Karen says
June 12, 2008 at 2:38 pmYou are one hairy family.
What happens if you pour a little Dran-O on it?
Kristin says
June 12, 2008 at 2:59 pmMy EYES! Oh, MY eyes!!!
dgm says
June 12, 2008 at 3:02 pmMy drain’s got nothin’ on your drain: http://dgm.typepad.com/sunny_side/2007/03/you_name_it_you.html
I don’t believe for a minute yours is Hello Kitty; it looks like a knock-off to me.
Angie says
June 12, 2008 at 3:29 pmWow – I thought my drain blobs were gross. I ain’t got nothing on you and your little kitty friend. Thanks for sharing!!
kate says
June 12, 2008 at 4:01 pmegad.
blech.
ick.
yech.
blargh.
gag me.
gah-ross.
erg.
other than that, i’m speechless.
mr.lootiatto says
June 12, 2008 at 4:02 pmOh my god…hope you didn’t throw out.
Martha Stewart does lovely things with these organic drain installations.
See her Feb 31 issues each spring.
mr.lootiatto says
June 12, 2008 at 4:07 pmAnd it looks ALOT like the woman on Bossys family tree archives. except happier.
mr.lootiatto says
June 12, 2008 at 4:08 pmAnd it looks ALOT like the woman on Bossys family tree archives. except happier.
Tracy says
June 12, 2008 at 4:18 pmYou’ve got yourself a hairy bunch of people living at Casa de Bossy….YIKES!!!!
Tootsie Farklepants says
June 12, 2008 at 4:42 pmWhat the…? Is that a toe nail for the nose?
Les~ says
June 12, 2008 at 4:46 pmEwwww and ewwwww.
I can’t bear to dig the stuff out of our drains. We just pour “stuff” into the drains to clean them.
And finally….ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Courtney says
June 12, 2008 at 5:32 pmAre those a couple mouse tails in that mess?
Madness says
June 12, 2008 at 5:34 pmMadness always looks because Madness likes to know shes not alone in the world.. Madness has long hair..and three daughters with THICK long black curly hair .. imagine what MY bathtub drain friends look like. ooohhh yeahhhhh
Mr Farty says
June 12, 2008 at 6:00 pmBOSSY needs to stop going to that hairdresser.
Because that look is sooo not you.
Leaf, probably... says
June 12, 2008 at 6:19 pmohmygodthatishorrific.
gag.
You know putting it in a separate link doesn’t help. I’m far too curious to NOT click.
Lori says
June 12, 2008 at 6:58 pmThanks for the new screensaver Bossy.
Barbara says
June 12, 2008 at 7:15 pmMy husband would sell his grandmother on the street to have that much hair….
kj says
June 12, 2008 at 7:38 pmbarf barf barf……..omg. why did I click that link?!
must. go. look. at. something. pretty.
APeetsMom says
June 12, 2008 at 7:45 pmIt’s Hello Kitty with FANGS! OMG!
Victoria says
June 12, 2008 at 7:57 pmWhy did I click? Why? Whyyyyy?
Shmoo says
June 12, 2008 at 8:24 pmOk, seriously I need something next to it to show the actual size, because that thing looks to be about the same size as a large Costco shampoo bottle (with pump dispenser) and that’s just too freaking scary if you’re losing THAT much hair in the drain!
heather says
June 12, 2008 at 8:33 pmUmmmm…
That kinda sorta looks like my boy Zo. Serious. That blank stare. The one that says momma what the freak have you done???
Maybe just me.
http://www.bodaciousgirlblog.com/dailyzo
Nicole says
June 12, 2008 at 10:05 pmThank god I started drinking before I clicked that link.
KarinGal says
June 12, 2008 at 10:17 pmYou really do have to have a strong stomach to do this whole HUMANITY thing, don’t you?
Traci in GA says
June 12, 2008 at 10:23 pmOh Dear Lord…
that is so disgusting.
But the comments,… seriously hilarious.
Marchelle says
June 12, 2008 at 10:33 pmBOSSY. Sooo….this is my first time here, and let me just say; that was quite a lovely first impression!
Thank God I had just put away my bag of Tostitos with a Hint of Lime.
P.S. I will totally be coming back to visit your blog, like all the time!
Tara R says
June 12, 2008 at 10:43 pmI think that might have been in MY drain just last week… perhaps it is a travelling hello kitty?
Beth says
June 12, 2008 at 10:43 pmIt looks like Hello Kitty has tusks.
The whole thing is so repulsive, yet so intriguing, you’re tempting me to go root around in my tub, Bossy!
The other night – swear to GOD – my husband found a slug IN THE BATHTUB. I think he came up through the drain. Oh, gawd, the thought of it makes me feel like hurling.
Hi Bossy, from Decatur, GA!
manager mom says
June 12, 2008 at 11:26 pmI’m just…speechless.
merlotmom says
June 12, 2008 at 11:59 pmMy God, Woman! Get your husband to clean it or hire a handyman. And keep away from the camera next time. Yech!
Jason says
June 13, 2008 at 12:31 amTHAT was SO not Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty makes me feel happy and gay. That thing made me cringe.
As always, you rule the school.
Krista says
June 13, 2008 at 1:38 amWhy did I need to look? I’ve pulled my fair share of these out of the drain at my parents house… (what happens when you have Looooong hair) until I learned to stick my hair to the wall and then wipe it off after the shower. Means not nearly as many of these to “discover”!
g says
June 13, 2008 at 2:09 amOhmigod!! that looks like something my Geriatric Rottweiler urped up!
Fatcat says
June 13, 2008 at 6:50 amMy eyes!! My eyes!!
Hotdog says
June 13, 2008 at 9:45 amI feel smarter already for pushing that button.
You know, I don’t see hello kitty. I see goodbye kitty.
For reals.
Vicki says
June 13, 2008 at 10:19 amOMG!! Did you wash a rat down your drain? That is terrible! And the toenails just add a dash of gag to it. How many people are in your house? And does Chewy live with you? I’ve not seen anything that gross before 10am in a long time…
All I gotta say is *doing the ewww-thats-gross-it-gives-me-the-shivers dance and making gaggy faces*.
califmom says
June 13, 2008 at 5:20 pmI will forever regret my decision to look. Must. Go. Vomit. kthxbye
Gretchen says
June 13, 2008 at 7:18 pmMust. Look. Away…..
Too late.
Ree (the Other one) says
June 13, 2008 at 8:44 pmAhhhhhh. Did that Hello Kitty fight with Mike Tyson?
Wendy says
June 13, 2008 at 10:51 pmIt’s Hello Kitty at 4am after the preparty, party, afterparty and right before the breakfast! Nice!
velocibadgergirl says
June 13, 2008 at 11:03 pmHOLY GOD. I think that thing has fangs!
Emilie says
June 15, 2008 at 1:23 pmHHHmmmm……
Humphead Parrot Fish?? =)
Angie says
June 16, 2008 at 5:13 pmI think it’s looking at me.
KEEP BELIEVING
Helen G. says
June 16, 2008 at 7:19 pmMore to the point,evolving, why is bossy compelled to photograph the findings and why in heaven’s name are we so curious that we click to see whatever it is she found? I did, however, not take a drink before I clicked… WTG bossy… you “sucked” us in once again.
Thanks for the laugh…
JenniB says
June 17, 2008 at 8:43 amI have seen that in my drain before!
Kelly says
June 19, 2008 at 9:22 amOh sweet mother of god, I see canines! (Going to hurl…right now.)
Sparx says
June 20, 2008 at 3:58 amOh my merry god.