I’d use it to help out that Nigerian fella who needs it so much. I get emails from him all the time offering me money to help him get what is rightfully his and all.
P.S. To Thrice, who would divorce her husband, get a fresh start, be happy… poor thing. Dang. You can have MY lottery ticket. But do you really need Seven Hundred And Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling to divorce your husband? Seems like you could divorce a LOT of husbands with that kinda dough… Hope you do find happiness, somehow.
This is the kind of guestbook entry I just obsess over.
funny…my entry was going to be about divorcing, too…but since I figure that I would have to split the $ in half…I might not even have enough to divorce. How do people without anything get divorced? Maybe I would use my lottery winnings to help people who can’t afford to get divorced.
Who am I kidding? I would spend that $$ on booze and sex…driving cross country in my Saturn…
Build a new animal shelter in my community. The current one floods multiple times every spring and the poor scared animals have to be loaded in crates and relocated until it is cleaned and dry. Mold and mess.
I would buy a maid and have her clean my house.
Katy
http://mynutvillage.com/
New house, new car, Massage therapist that looks like Depp.
Landscape the back yard, then shut the door and travel.
World Cruise. Personal Chef. Daily Massage. Philanthropy? Uh yeah, sure.
Vacation home big enough for extended family at the beach.
Quit work, volunteer at school, travel more, invest the rest
Get braces. Pay for college. Buy beach house. Quit job.
Bossy forgot Philanthropy. And beach house. And investments. And ?
Huge donation to the disability agency I work for. Retire.
I’d also like a beach house and a daily massage.
Give
Play
Sleep
Travel
Dream House
Season Tickets
Doxie Farm!!!!
Pay off debt, travel, quit job, eat much good food.
Tell my boss to screw this job, I’m going home.
Send spammers to school. Switzerland doesn’t use Pounds Sterling.
retire immediately in Mexico or Costa Rica
Pay off house, vacation in Caribbean, chocolate, invest the rest.
$1,462,948.80
Invest wisely.
Quit my job.
Have fun.
The End.
Vacation, Vacation, Vacation…wait! Is vacation one word or three?!
Buy homes for dad, mom, and siblings. (It’s cheap here!)
pay off debt, take long vacation, children’s college fund, savings
I would quit this no-good, stinking, low-paying job.
BUY PRADA. EMBRACE PRADA. ROLL NAKED IN PRADA. LOVE PRADA.
Hallie 🙂
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
Invest, donate, live better!
Pay debt. Quit job. Buy new house. Help out family.
Buy a vehicle whose tank
costs under $100 to fill
Finish ALL home projects. Travel to England on Queen Mary!
Buy the Land, plant big trees, mini donkeys, art studio
travel, write, invest, donate, get: home on ocean, fabulous haircut
Sail around the world and conceive a child in Italy!
Fund research to cure polycystic kidney disease for my son.
Have another baby then adopt ten more. Plus, Disney World!
I’d use it to help out that Nigerian fella who needs it so much. I get emails from him all the time offering me money to help him get what is rightfully his and all.
I’d hire someone to send BOSSY my PHOTO COLLAGE info.
ADDENDUM: Because I will never find the TIME or ENERGY.
I’d give it to the Save the Ron’s Derriere Foundation.
Pay for an assassin to hunt down and terminate the scamming horse-rapers that found your email address.
Quit job. Buy beach house. Buy shoes. Donate. Invest. Retire.
Help the needy, including me. Share. Save. Thank the Swiss.
Dream house, Range Rover, live-in help. Vaca’s in Europe.
Buy the in-laws a one way ticket to Hell. Bribe the devil to keep them there.
Buy home, kids’ college, retirement, travel, visit family, charity, savings.
Send kids to boarding school..jk..big house, 5 maids
Clear debt. Quit job. Move to Europe. Get advanced degree. Donate.
(Sorry, that’s 11 words.)
Buy an island in the Caribbean, build treehouse on it.
Pay the bills. Have some thrills. Write my will. Chill.
Give most of it away.
I also won the imaginary lottery and bought a unicorn.
pay off debts, spend time with family, save, travel abroad
Hand out maps so U.S. Americans can find the Iraq.
PART 1:
keep it secret
goof off
get fired
laugh in faces
PART 2:
secure future
share with family
seaside house
see the world
K has it all planned. He’s like that. Not me.
Travel, buy a house and have/adopt eleventy billion kids.
reply, meet your new orphan who needs help retrieving it.
Bet it’s one of those nigerian scams, email address yahoo.
pay off bills, help family and friends, travel. Ah, relief!
Big house at ocean, read books, donate, donate, donate, donate.
get a new house so we can have a baby!
Hire someone to compute how much 750,000 pounds sterling is.
fix up house, yard, give, vacation, rest, school tuition, invest
Live my dream. Off the grid, with lots of shoes.
I guess that I’m supposed to say pay off my debt, but I figure thats a given so here are my ten words.
~~ Travel. Travel. Travel. Publish my own book. House In Europe. ~~
(Hey! It worked for Diane Lane in that one movie!) Did I forget to mention I got a job in France. When is Bossy coming to visit????
Parents
Nieces
Nephews
Friends
Paint
Teach
Volunteer
House
Car
Ireland
Last day of work today; I feel like I won!
Cruise through Greece, see all of Europe. Relax and play.
Buy the Lake Como villa next door to George Clooney’s.
(Bonus extra wordage:
And borrow lots of sugar from Neighbor George.)
Pay off everything, buy new stuff, run away from home.
divorce husband. fresh start. be happy. 🙂
move into big mansion and escape from mofo Mexican band
Become debt-free.
Give more to Pokot orphanage.
Invest.
play!
I would buy and even more importantly, RUN the zoo.
Yes – that’s what I’d do.
(think Dr. Seuss – If I ran the Zoo …)
kids cancer research gets a chunk, then travel and scuba.
Buy houses everywhere. Travel to them. Invite friends over.
Buy an apartment, new wardrobe, charity, largess, travel, personal trainer.
pay debt, buy house, wedding, kidlets,car, college fund.
Pay all bills off, invest, move back to Southern Ca. and take mom and dad with us. Spoil us all and just live life.
Buy house for my Canadian parents close to American grandchildren.
Keep my job, just to remind everyone I’m a millionaire.
I would invest wisely and become the new Oprah Winfrey
House in Ireland right on the west coast, then share
QUIT, buy beach house with rooms for my favorite peeps
Pay off debt, buy a house, take a nice trip!
Get Bossy free travel anywhere anytime any method in perpetuity.
Large, two-bedroom garden flat in Maida Vale mansion block.
Me and Craig Ferguson in a jacuzzi in Bora Bora.
Quit job, tell boss to shove it, spend, save, give
No money worries. Indulge generous impulses heretofore not in budget.
Buy yourself a Birkin Bag.
Buy ME a Birkin Bag.
Give large, live large, travel the world. Live in Morocco.
Buy a camper. Travel in the Southwestern states…..out there.
Make more babies, live by the beach, travel, eat, shop.
Start a humor magazine and make Bossy the permanent editor-in-chief.
Banana ranch on the Big Island, with live music venue.
Buy a Senate seat; wait, not enough money for that.
Second house on beach, college funds, charity, and a housekeeper.
Pay off debt. Buy island. Buy boat. Buy baseball team.
Tell my boss “you can’t fire me ‘cuz I quit!”
P.S. To Thrice, who would divorce her husband, get a fresh start, be happy… poor thing. Dang. You can have MY lottery ticket. But do you really need Seven Hundred And Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling to divorce your husband? Seems like you could divorce a LOT of husbands with that kinda dough… Hope you do find happiness, somehow.
This is the kind of guestbook entry I just obsess over.
Drive cross country…in my Saturn…much like Bossy did!
funny…my entry was going to be about divorcing, too…but since I figure that I would have to split the $ in half…I might not even have enough to divorce. How do people without anything get divorced? Maybe I would use my lottery winnings to help people who can’t afford to get divorced.
Who am I kidding? I would spend that $$ on booze and sex…driving cross country in my Saturn…
Call attorney. Get new phone number. Pay off debt. Relax.
Payoff debt and buy my mom a Cadillac.
Extended world travel, live-in Chef, daily massage, personal trainer.
New House
Vacation house
cars
furniture
charity
hire gardener
maid
drugs
sex
rock n roll
and a little tiny dog
Pay for therapy for sons, build deck, GO ON VACATION!
Right answer: Pay off Sallie Mae and Northwestern, give nanny raise, donate.
Wrong (but quite possibly real) answer: Shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes handbag shoes shoes shoes.
Buy a Mark III Canon Camera, take pictures of the world
Kimberly’s right: Massage therapist that looks like Depp. And rest.
Pay it off.
Irish Cottage, private jet.
Habitat for Humanity.
Pay off debt, save the rest. Regular vacations to Canada.
Give it away. To a surgeon, dentist, hairdresser, housebuilder, jeweller…
French Doors
Landscaper
Outside Deck
Bathrooms
Build garage
Gastric bypass
More babies, hubby stays home, hire weekly maid, invest, give.
I would most certainly skip town in a great hurry.
never come to work again
parting words: kiss my a55
House on the beach in Hawaii, another in the mountains.
Garden. Cook. Draw. Give. Laugh. Love. Party. In my BIGHOUSEON13ACRES.
Off to Nigeria — kick some ass for not mailing check
Or, I’d be in Peanut M&Ms for a long time.
Today…a big bed, soft sheets and a tropical breeze.
Alas, I’m sitting in a cubicle!
Robot maid to clean my house without me feeling self-conscious.
drag family around the globe.
make big art.
stay happy.
Daily pedicures.
For the next two hundred fifty thousand years.
pay off debts pimp out photography business kids school fund
that about sums it up…
1) pay debts, travel with kids, drum circles & reiki full-time
2) Get car fixed, buy house I’m renting, get house insulated
3) Lifetime supply of doggie treats & extra fancy cat food
4) Support friends and family and church, help get Obama elected
5) Nature Conservancy and drumSTRONG and MoveON.org would receive large donations
6) Bossy, to help keep me smiling, pay her to blog
7) Then she’d be rich and bored and blog would suffer
8) Never mind about Bossy, but I’d buy her a Saturn
Pay off debts, invest bulk, retire young, travel lots, RELAX.
Pay off debt. Italian winery bicycle tour. Drink. Eat. Sleep.
Secretly give cashola to people who I know need it.
Invest. Finish novels. Buy remote acreage. Start Writers’ Retreat. Travel.
Build a new animal shelter in my community. The current one floods multiple times every spring and the poor scared animals have to be loaded in crates and relocated until it is cleaned and dry. Mold and mess.
Kim’s right: masseuse that looks like Depp. Then relaxing.
Pay off bills. Quit Job. Sleep in. Sew all day.
Teach people to count. Most posts don’t have 10 words 🙂
EASY!!! A Macbook so I can get jiggy wit all you cool peeps out there. I’m still hacking away on a dinosaur from 2003!!
Then find someone to teach me to read the directions for commenting on blogs!!!
I would quit my job and get out of debt.
I would buy my dad a new set of lungs.
(Ethics, smethics, what wouldn’t i do for five minutes more)
Buy hollow mountain, establish plan for world domination, donate remainder.
Start my own business and quit working for the man.
Go to Paris. Do not tell MIL where I am.
Pay debt, take care of parents, go off the grid.
Spend more time sitting on ass & less time vacuuming.
I’d give half away and TRULY LIVE off the rest.
Invest. Beach Vacation. Pay someone to paint hideous bathroom. Give.
I’d give half away and TRULY LIVE off the rest.
debt(divorce-school-visa-house-car) St. John’s w/ Martha&Co., Obama.org, buy ALL “I am Bossy” t-shirts!
p.s. ask out bossy’s cousin erik
Pay debts. Buy handbells for church. Trip around world. Invest.
spa till healthy,strong
move in hut faraway help people
quit job, travel, buy land make community for family SLEEP
Purchase endless amount of purses, feed orphans, and drinketh wine.
travel, fund several charities (cats and hunger related), quit job.
Quit Job. Stop Working. Terminato Employmento. Ceaseth Employmenth. No Worky.
yep, that covers it.
Hire roofing expert to differentiate between slate and grey shingles?
Pay off debt. Secure our future and our childrens’. Party.
House, Cars, Vacations, Invest, Charity, Spa Treatments, Shopping with Girlfriends
Pay Bills, Build Dream House, Charity, Help Parents, Travel, Travel
Tell my ass of a boss to kiss MY ass!
donate
donate more
take family on grand tour
die happy
Live in a hotel. Buy all my meals out. Heaven.
quit my job and read blogs all day-’nuff said?
Give it all away. I have everything I ever wanted.
(almost said with a straight face…)
Pay back student loans
Vacation, Vacation, Vacation
New Car
Make sure children don’t have to take out student loans
Buy three tanks of gas and a Venti Mocha Latte.
Housekeeper, on call massage therapist, margaritas on tap, mortgage satisfied.
garden instead of work, walk to Canada with my dog.
Donate to church, redecorate house, landscape yard, vacation in Hawaii.
Convert all those Pounds Sterling to good, old American Dollars.
Give it to Bossy for all the joy she brings.
I’d buy: George Clooney, a bottle of oil, and NoDoz.
Send Black Hockey Jesus some flowers.
Me go to BlogHer.
tithe. pay off Sallie & house. furniture. travel. give. save. invest. (boring, i know! but it is reality)
New teeth, liposucked thighs and Gucci! Gucci! Gucci!
bills, family, charities, house, college funds, & take care of Tommy
Oops.. forgot two words above.
New teeth ‘of ivory’, liposucked thighs and Gucci! Gucci! Gucci!
Fund a dream, watch it grow, let them thank me.
Hide from my family.
paint the world, life’s too short for boring white walls.
artsy comment open to interpretation.
i really meant: i’d bring joy & soap to people who need it.
did i say soap? i meant hope.
does an ampersand count as a WHOLE WORD?
pay off house, go on fab trip, retire young, happy.
Retire, Retire, Retire, Retire, Retire, Retire, Retire, Retire, Retire, Retire.
I would know it was time to go to Ethiopia.
Retire, by the lake, in a cabin, in the woods.
try to find blog responders who can count to ten.
Shriek
Shush
Buy more bush
Invest
Indulge
Share then divulge
🙂
Quit Job, Give To Camp, Family, World Amusement Park Hopping
Quit job, travel, volunteer, give money to kids, live fully.
Black Hockey Jesus fucking his wife on bed of Benjamins.
Drink Slurpees all day with my own 7-11 Slurpee Machine!
Buy ice cream truck. Free ice cream for everybody! Pedicure.
Buy a boat and hire several strapping, young, shirtless deckhands.
(And to my husband: Oh, sorry honey, you can come, too. Shirtless or not.)
Three bedroom house…no more sleeping on living room floor.
Pay off student loans.
Invest.
Remodel.
Buy Lake Cabin.
Share.
run away. run away. run away. run away. run away.
Send Bossy some so she doesn’t hafta play on-line lotteries.
xoxo, SG
Pay for my whole trip back home to beautiful America.
College fund (x5), beach house, international philanthropy, laptop, Women’s Colony.
Fancy wedding for Little Miss Farty. With Girls Aloud entertaining.
Retire
Pay mortgage
Invest
Micro-economics
Refinish floors
Bedroom furniture
travel the world. full time housekeeper. personal trainer. chef. masseuse.
Swiss miss and swiss cheese for all of my friends
Work up the courage to finally get a Brazilian wax.
Sleep soundly. Give bigly. Save world. Oh, and Tummy Tuck.
Purchase hollow mountain, plot world domination, and donate the rest.
Hire Martha Stewart to take over management of my home.
donate to charity, cosmetic surgery, invest it for my kids college and my retirement.
Payoff Debt, Run Far far Away, Hire Nanny for children
debts, house, vacation house, travel, live off interest bearing account
Tithe
Pay Bills
Buy Cars
Invest Rest for Income
Retire
Black, sexy, 0-60 in 4 seconds Tesla electric automobile, please.
Open my roller-rink with healthy snacks and kickin’ tunes.
moxyjane in austin, tx (where we have two roller derby leagues but no decent place for KIDS to skate!)
Road trip, house, car, boat, private school, quit job, relax
buy john cusack for bossy.
Maid Maid Maid Maid Maid Maid Maid Maid and travel.
Will think about that after dealing with Nigerian diplomat’s money.
Mom: a house. Kid: college. Spouse: Spain. Me: Fat farm.
Everything.
And Anything.
And Nothing whatsoever.
LIVE THE GOOD LIFE!!!!
adopt more children
pay college off times seven
hire housekeeper
Move to Michigan. Buy lakefront property. Live in bliss. *sigh*