The Black Nail Polish Trend. Love it, lurve it, loff it.
For the last decade, black nail polish was considered very Goth, and yes: Bossy is this minute attempting a tutorial on fashion trends when she is sequestered in a very unfashionable suburb and Bossy herself wears striped sweatpants with men’s plaid shirts (and why does Bossy always run into everyone while wearing this? Oh, that’s right, because she never takes it off.)
When Bossy was a senior in high school, her friend Danica wore black nail polish. And she didn’t just wear it, she gnawed on it and then flaked it off in little black bits throughout the day. There may have also been a therapist involved.
Anyway. These days black nail polish is for everyone, although according to Bossy’s daughter that everyone does not include Bossy.
By the way, the hand pictured above belongs to Bossy’s daughter. As you can see, she isn’t very fussy regarding nail polish application. That’s because her mother applies it.