The Philadephia Phillies. And speaking of the Phillies, tonight begins the World Series between the Tampa Bay
Whos? Rays and Bossy’s beloved hometown team.
Although Bossy must come clean: while it’s true her Phillies are a favorite thing, she knows very little about this particular baseball season, which is funny, really, considering this is the first season the Phillies have made it to the World Series since 1993, when Bossy sat in the stands for every single home game crying into her Chicken Cheese Wit’.
It’s not that Bossy didn’t want to get into the Phillies this year—she even begged her friend Martha to get into the Phillies with her, because it wasn’t enough that her husband and son were already begging her to watch the games each and every night from April through October.
But Bossy had other pressing needs this summer that prevented her from watching baseball, like napping on the couch and sleeping on the sofa.
So this is everything Bossy knows about the 2008 Phillies, which if you ask Bossy is plenty and should be enough to make you root for them too: