What did the 0 say to the 8?
“Nice belt.”
And here’s another joke: what can you make with two cans of beans and a stale baguette? A World Series appetizer, of course. Bossy has this stunning Poverty recipe over in her left column today, where stunning equals set your tasers on high because the family’s over to watch baseball!
I like that joke. Your niece is beautiful.
Jeez am I humor challenged if it took me a minute to get it?
I used to love belts. Now? They no longer love me.
Cute niece!
I love funny jokes!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!!
We haven’t seen your niece for a long time…she’s looks to be a sweetie!
Holy crap. That’s funny. No really.. I know funny and that is pretty darn funny.
Methinks Bossy is related only to beautiful people.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS!
Bwahahahahaha!
I just told my toddler the joke. He looked at me and ran upstairs to get a belt. It looks fab with his diaper and pj top ensamble. So, the joke is funny and fashion forward all at the same time.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Doesn’t work as well in print, huh?
HA! That’s awesome! Cute!
Man, I could have used that during the (really, really) lame Monster’s Inc Laugh floor attraction at Disney! Shoot!
OK, I laughed. Like outloud, laughed! But then again, I have always been a big fan of laffy taffy jokes. She is too adorable.
GO PHILLIES! (I hope they win it tonight, I can’t take these late nights either).
Oh, god … thanks for making me feel incredibly thick! And I’m supposed to be visual. Well, better late than having to ask someone.
And your niece is not cute … she is scary beautiful (all caps, bold face, 72pt)
You do know I mean “scary” as in ” ‘very’ to the 10th power” right? It’s a good thing.
Here’s another one for her to use…
How do you top a car?
…You tep on the brake tupid!
Okay, listen … Don’t tell anyone, but I had to read this joke to my daughter and have her explain it to me.
Losertown, population: me. I live in Chadds Ford and the only reason I know they’re playing the Rays is the sign outside Duffer’s Pub: “Do it for Steve Irwin: Beat the Rays.”
Which I enjoyed. I enjoy a good signage joke.
I wish everyone I know didn’t read your site too so I could actually USE that joke! High-larious.
My boy told me this one today:
Whaddya call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
I love that joke!
Mostly because it’s short.
Which means I have a slight chance of actually being able to remember it long enough to repeat it.
Hahaha I absolutely love that joke!
Or any little kid joke in general.
Man, it took me a minute, too, but my 7 year-old got it right away. Sweet joke!
His favorite joke right now: What do you call a flying skunk?
A: a smell-icopter!
I used to love that joke, what did five say to six?
“Seven Eight Nine and Ten.”
or (7 ate 9 &10). lol
bad, I know.
Hilarious! I am telling everyone I know tomorrow : ).
I had to read a comment about a belt before I got it. Apparently, I’m in good company. Here’s my 7-year olds current favorite: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? Cause it didn’t have the guts to do it!
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