What did the 0 say to the 8?
“Nice belt.”
And here’s another joke: what can you make with two cans of beans and a stale baguette? A World Series appetizer, of course. Bossy has this stunning Poverty recipe over in her left column today, where stunning equals set your tasers on high because the family’s over to watch baseball!
MariaV says
October 27, 2008 at 10:17 amI like that joke. Your niece is beautiful.
pam says
October 27, 2008 at 10:37 amJeez am I humor challenged if it took me a minute to get it?
big hair envy says
October 27, 2008 at 10:43 amI used to love belts. Now? They no longer love me.
Cute niece!
corrie says
October 27, 2008 at 10:44 amI love funny jokes!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!!
We haven’t seen your niece for a long time…she’s looks to be a sweetie!
Howard says
October 27, 2008 at 10:51 amHoly crap. That’s funny. No really.. I know funny and that is pretty darn funny.
steph says
October 27, 2008 at 11:04 amMethinks Bossy is related only to beautiful people.
Lauren says
October 27, 2008 at 11:11 amWhat did one math book say to the other math book?
YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS!
Bwahahahahaha!
Domestic Goddess (in training) says
October 27, 2008 at 11:23 amI just told my toddler the joke. He looked at me and ran upstairs to get a belt. It looks fab with his diaper and pj top ensamble. So, the joke is funny and fashion forward all at the same time.
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
October 27, 2008 at 11:55 amWhy was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Doesn’t work as well in print, huh?
The Domestic Goddessq says
October 27, 2008 at 1:02 pmHA! That’s awesome! Cute!
Karen in DE says
October 27, 2008 at 1:49 pmMan, I could have used that during the (really, really) lame Monster’s Inc Laugh floor attraction at Disney! Shoot!
Momish says
October 27, 2008 at 4:05 pmOK, I laughed. Like outloud, laughed! But then again, I have always been a big fan of laffy taffy jokes. She is too adorable.
GO PHILLIES! (I hope they win it tonight, I can’t take these late nights either).
Franca Bollo says
October 27, 2008 at 7:33 pmOh, god … thanks for making me feel incredibly thick! And I’m supposed to be visual. Well, better late than having to ask someone.
And your niece is not cute … she is scary beautiful (all caps, bold face, 72pt)
Franca Bollo says
October 27, 2008 at 7:35 pmYou do know I mean “scary” as in ” ‘very’ to the 10th power” right? It’s a good thing.
Momo Fali says
October 27, 2008 at 7:37 pmHere’s another one for her to use…
How do you top a car?
…You tep on the brake tupid!
soNOTcool says
October 27, 2008 at 7:47 pmOkay, listen … Don’t tell anyone, but I had to read this joke to my daughter and have her explain it to me.
Happy Hour Sue says
October 27, 2008 at 8:47 pmLosertown, population: me. I live in Chadds Ford and the only reason I know they’re playing the Rays is the sign outside Duffer’s Pub: “Do it for Steve Irwin: Beat the Rays.”
Which I enjoyed. I enjoy a good signage joke.
Maggie Garcia says
October 27, 2008 at 9:02 pmI wish everyone I know didn’t read your site too so I could actually USE that joke! High-larious.
Surcie says
October 27, 2008 at 9:22 pmMy boy told me this one today:
Whaddya call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
Lesley says
October 27, 2008 at 11:07 pmI love that joke!
Mostly because it’s short.
Which means I have a slight chance of actually being able to remember it long enough to repeat it.
CourtneyRyan369 says
October 27, 2008 at 11:40 pmHahaha I absolutely love that joke!
Or any little kid joke in general.
Shelley says
October 28, 2008 at 8:47 amMan, it took me a minute, too, but my 7 year-old got it right away. Sweet joke!
His favorite joke right now: What do you call a flying skunk?
A: a smell-icopter!
Rhea says
October 28, 2008 at 8:03 pmI used to love that joke, what did five say to six?
“Seven Eight Nine and Ten.”
or (7 ate 9 &10). lol
bad, I know.
Rebeckah says
October 28, 2008 at 11:26 pmHilarious! I am telling everyone I know tomorrow : ).
Lori says
October 30, 2008 at 12:30 pmI had to read a comment about a belt before I got it. Apparently, I’m in good company. Here’s my 7-year olds current favorite: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? Cause it didn’t have the guts to do it!
ghnurl says
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