What did the 0 say to the 8?
And here’s another joke: what can you make with two cans of beans and a stale baguette? A World Series appetizer, of course. Bossy has this stunning Poverty recipe over in her left column today, where stunning equals set your tasers on high because the family’s over to watch baseball!
MariaV saysOctober 27, 2008 at 10:17 am
I like that joke. Your niece is beautiful.
pam saysOctober 27, 2008 at 10:37 am
Jeez am I humor challenged if it took me a minute to get it?
big hair envy saysOctober 27, 2008 at 10:43 am
I used to love belts. Now? They no longer love me.
corrie saysOctober 27, 2008 at 10:44 am
I love funny jokes!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!!
We haven’t seen your niece for a long time…she’s looks to be a sweetie!
Howard saysOctober 27, 2008 at 10:51 am
Holy crap. That’s funny. No really.. I know funny and that is pretty darn funny.
steph saysOctober 27, 2008 at 11:04 am
Methinks Bossy is related only to beautiful people.
Lauren saysOctober 27, 2008 at 11:11 am
What did one math book say to the other math book?
YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS!
Domestic Goddess (in training) saysOctober 27, 2008 at 11:23 am
I just told my toddler the joke. He looked at me and ran upstairs to get a belt. It looks fab with his diaper and pj top ensamble. So, the joke is funny and fashion forward all at the same time.
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! saysOctober 27, 2008 at 11:55 am
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Doesn’t work as well in print, huh?
The Domestic Goddessq saysOctober 27, 2008 at 1:02 pm
HA! That’s awesome! Cute!
Karen in DE saysOctober 27, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Man, I could have used that during the (really, really) lame Monster’s Inc Laugh floor attraction at Disney! Shoot!
Momish saysOctober 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
OK, I laughed. Like outloud, laughed! But then again, I have always been a big fan of laffy taffy jokes. She is too adorable.
GO PHILLIES! (I hope they win it tonight, I can’t take these late nights either).
Franca Bollo saysOctober 27, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Oh, god … thanks for making me feel incredibly thick! And I’m supposed to be visual. Well, better late than having to ask someone.
And your niece is not cute … she is scary beautiful (all caps, bold face, 72pt)
Franca Bollo saysOctober 27, 2008 at 7:35 pm
You do know I mean “scary” as in ” ‘very’ to the 10th power” right? It’s a good thing.
Momo Fali saysOctober 27, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Here’s another one for her to use…
How do you top a car?
…You tep on the brake tupid!
soNOTcool saysOctober 27, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Okay, listen … Don’t tell anyone, but I had to read this joke to my daughter and have her explain it to me.
Happy Hour Sue saysOctober 27, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Losertown, population: me. I live in Chadds Ford and the only reason I know they’re playing the Rays is the sign outside Duffer’s Pub: “Do it for Steve Irwin: Beat the Rays.”
Which I enjoyed. I enjoy a good signage joke.
Maggie Garcia saysOctober 27, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I wish everyone I know didn’t read your site too so I could actually USE that joke! High-larious.
Surcie saysOctober 27, 2008 at 9:22 pm
My boy told me this one today:
Whaddya call a snail on a ship?
Lesley saysOctober 27, 2008 at 11:07 pm
I love that joke!
Mostly because it’s short.
Which means I have a slight chance of actually being able to remember it long enough to repeat it.
CourtneyRyan369 saysOctober 27, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Hahaha I absolutely love that joke!
Or any little kid joke in general.
Shelley saysOctober 28, 2008 at 8:47 am
Man, it took me a minute, too, but my 7 year-old got it right away. Sweet joke!
His favorite joke right now: What do you call a flying skunk?
A: a smell-icopter!
Rhea saysOctober 28, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I used to love that joke, what did five say to six?
“Seven Eight Nine and Ten.”
or (7 ate 9 &10). lol
bad, I know.
Rebeckah saysOctober 28, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Hilarious! I am telling everyone I know tomorrow : ).
Lori saysOctober 30, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I had to read a comment about a belt before I got it. Apparently, I’m in good company. Here’s my 7-year olds current favorite: Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? Cause it didn’t have the guts to do it!
ghnurl saysOctober 31, 2008 at 1:18 am