Bossy chews her toothbrush. It’s a secret habit, where secret equals she writes posts about it on the Internet for her daughter’s social studies teacher to read.
Chewing the indicator bristles from the toothbrush is an ugly habit that has contributed handily to Bossy’s debt, because just you try keeping Bossy in Oral Bs.
This is why Bossy was so grateful when Ultreo stepped forward and asked if Bossy would like to sample their power toothbrush:
Ultreo isn’t just a power toothbrush, it’s a power toothbrush that utilizes ultrasound waveguide technology to create 4 million cycles of bubbly ultrasound energy per brushing and come to think of it, maybe the less we know about Ultreo, the better?
The Ultreo has many neat features, including a brushing interval signal that reminds you when it’s time to move to your next quadrant of teeth, and about that? 30 seconds is a long time! It’s long enough to contemplate the possible side effects of ultrasound, and whether anyone has ever been electrocuted by sonic bristles.
Although it took some time getting used to the Ultreo, where some time equals long enough to get over the feeling that she had an immersion blender in her mouth, Bossy has grown very attached to her new brushing system.
First of all, the Ultreo makes brushing teeth a more deliberate process, which ensures that every part of the tooth gets attention. And second, because it’s more gentle than an immersion blender. And third, because it leaves you with that fresh-from-the-dentist feeling in ways that an ordinary toothbrush can’t. Especially an ordinary toothbrush whose bristles are so chewed they no longer reach between teeth. Or reach teeth in general.
So today Bossy would like to give away one Ultreo toothbrush system, which includes one brush head, the charger, and a handy travel caddy. Just leave a comment below, one per person please, and tomorrow morning Bossy will select a winner utilizing her best friend, the Random Number Generator.
Good luck! Contest closed!