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A Hump Day Giveaway. Because Bossy Woke Up Thinking It Was Friday And Ouch That Hurts.

chewed-toothbrush

Bossy chews her toothbrush. It’s a secret habit, where secret equals she writes posts about it on the Internet for her daughter’s social studies teacher to read.

Chewing the indicator bristles from the toothbrush is an ugly habit that has contributed handily to Bossy’s debt, because just you try keeping Bossy in Oral Bs.

This is why Bossy was so grateful when Ultreo stepped forward and asked if Bossy would like to sample their power toothbrush:

ultreo-toothbrush

Ultreo isn’t just a power toothbrush, it’s a power toothbrush that utilizes ultrasound waveguide technology to create 4 million cycles of bubbly ultrasound energy per brushing and come to think of it, maybe the less we know about Ultreo, the better?

ultreo-logo

The Ultreo has many neat features, including a brushing interval signal that reminds you when it’s time to move to your next quadrant of teeth, and about that? 30 seconds is a long time! It’s long enough to contemplate the possible side effects of ultrasound, and whether anyone has ever been electrocuted by sonic bristles.

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Although it took some time getting used to the Ultreo, where some time equals long enough to get over the feeling that she had an immersion blender in her mouth, Bossy has grown very attached to her new brushing system.

First of all, the Ultreo makes brushing teeth a more deliberate process, which ensures that every part of the tooth gets attention. And second, because it’s more gentle than an immersion blender. And third, because it leaves you with that fresh-from-the-dentist feeling in ways that an ordinary toothbrush can’t. Especially an ordinary toothbrush whose bristles are so chewed they no longer reach between teeth. Or reach teeth in general.

So today Bossy would like to give away one Ultreo toothbrush system, which includes one brush head, the charger, and a handy travel caddy. Just leave a comment below, one per person please, and tomorrow morning Bossy will select a winner utilizing her best friend, the Random Number Generator.

Good luck! Contest closed!

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  1. Oh, wow. Reading your post just made me FEEL the bristles beneath my teeth, it made my saliva flow involuntarily!

    Bad, bad habit!!

    But on the bright side – it makes you change toothbrushes regularly!

  4. Ooh, I’m intrigued. I would like to see what this toothbrush is all about. Although, I must admit, when I first read its name, I thought it said “Utero,” and that to thoughts about ultrasounds, and then Bossy wrote about ultrasounds, and I once again thought the toothbrush was named after the uterus, and does admitting this disqualify me?!

  7. wow! A toothbrush? You mean i wouldnt have to use the washcloth or my finger?? ha ha ha
    cmon boss, give the coastal nest a new brush babeeee

  8. I have a friend who uses the Sonicare toothbrush – does that disqualify me, to mention a competitor? She got it as a Christmas gift and was like… uh… thanks. Not. BUT once she used it, she was hooked, and started singing the praises to all her friends. Who knew a toothbrush could make such a difference?

    Thanks for being our guinea pig, Bossy!!

  16. “Immersion blender”… Wah, ha ha ha, hee hee hee.

    This visual is going to make me giggle all day; many thanks to you and your new mouth friend. Wait… what?

  18. Do you think that could replace flossing? Because my dentist is always on me about the flossing…

  21. Oohhh…pick me….pick me!!!

    I’ve been thinking about iinvesting in some sort of souped up toothbrush since I’m very bad at flossing. This would be perfect!

  29. I have a dentist appointment on Monday and would love to be able to say “hey, Bossy gave me a wonderful new ultrasonic toothbrush so you can keep your ‘sample’ toothbrush.”

    Come on RNG – pick #29!

  31. Wow! That is one crazy looking toothbrush (the chewed one). I’ll keep my fingers crossed for your pretty new brush that it doesn’t meet the same fate. Cause how sad would that look? Nice sleek design, contoured handle and chaos of mad bristles on the top.

  36. I had my teeth cleaned last week. I had a small cavity. I am having it filled tomorrow. Obviously, I am not doing such a great job at brushing. So, I really need this toothbrush. 🙁

  37. Would love one of these. I’ve actually been contemplating asking (telling) my husband to get me an electronic toothbrush for Christmas. How romantic!

    My dental hygienist would be VERY happy if I won this.

  43. I’m one of those weird people that LOVES to have her teeth professionally cleaned……this toothbrush would give me that feeling EVERY DAY!!! Pick me, please!!!

  47. I’m not sure I’m ready to give up my Oral B but my hubby who’s addicted to all kinds of gadgets would surely appreciate this one for his teeth…

  53. I would like to impress my dentist when I go in to get a filling replaced with my clean shell of a tooth! Thanks Bossy!

  54. Bossy liked it so much she’s giving it away? Used?

    I jest. Count me in please, I’ve always wanted to go ultrasonic!

  56. I have been researching electric toothbrushes for Christmas gifts this year for my kids, husband and myself. I would love to try this one!

  58. My dentist would love me, and you of course, if my teeth were already “fresh from the dentist clean” next time I saw him. 🙂

  61. I am a “hard on the bristles” kinda guy who has been considering upgrading to some new toothy tech–I hope this comes with less “you need to floss more” from the dentist!

  64. My husband chews his toothbrush too. Luckily he doesn’t mind the cheap generic brand, and hasn’t had a cavity; so I guess I can’t complain.

  66. Well, here’s to chance. Me and the random integer generator have a crappy relationship, but I’ll put my heart on the line once more.

  68. I have only ever been to one dentist my entire life. He will have to retire some day and then what will I do? I certainly can’t go to just anyone! So I need to stock up on fancy toothbrushes like that one for when I am sans dentist.

  69. I would love to put some ultrasound waveguide technology to good use in my mouth. Hmm … that sounds … well, never mind. But, I would really love this toothbrush!

  73. my dentist would totally agree with me when i say: i definitely need a toothbrush that leaves me with that fresh from the dentist feeling!

  77. Does the ultrasound waveguide technology somehow prevent Bossy from chewing up the bristles?

    I’m in, please, so long as it’s not Bossy’s slightly used beta brush!

  78. would love the tooth brush here Bossy 🙂 But then of course I would have to run out and buy a few more for the kids. I cuaght my daughter using her brothers toothbrush to brush the dogs teeth. So, that’s when I decided to keep a good stash of toothbrushes on hand.

    Have a super day

  79. I used to date a guy who chewed on toothbrushes. He used to keep his glovebox in his car full of them to chew while in traffic. I prefer gum. But to each his own right?

  80. I use a Sonic Care…Sonicare…. I forget how it is actually spelled. It is making a funky noise. I need to replace it. This looks like it would do the trick.

  85. Pick me! As a 43 year old girl that just got braces – i am obsessed with brushing my teeth! i would love to add the Ultreo to my regimen!

  87. Not in the least interested. So Random will probably pick my number.

    However, am totally a bossy fan so I read and comment in any case!

  88. Hey Bossy, I just love reading your blog and if I had the Ultreo brush, when I go sticking my foot in my mouth by calling you the wrong blogger name, at least my teeth will be fresh and clean! Weeeeee!

  89. Yummmmmm

    I have posted about my obsession with teeth … and their care. (care being the operative word). I would love to win this =)

  91. can ultrasound take place of flossing? Then it would be like you are giving away 60 hours of free time a year.

  94. did bossy say GIVEAWAY? Did vuboq bother to read the post? or did he just skip down to leave a comment?

    now, off to read the post. vuboq hopes it’s not about free feminine hygiene products.

    *smooches*

  97. As much as I LOVE to go to the dentist(My dentist guy is totally swoon worthy) I would really like this toothbrush too–my poor teeth only know the love of the 99 cent variety!! Give my chompers some love would ya Bossy!

  105. I think using an electric toothbrush is an orgasmic experience! I has kind of a nice hum like a vibrator. Don’t you think?

  106. The random number generator, it hates me.

    However, I will throw myself into the mix, because I am always up to try something new.

  113. I had a Sonicare toothbrush and loved it…but somehow, I killed it. Cracked the brush head collar, and then the thread part of the body. Yep. Oh, and not just once, either…I went through four of them before I gave up and went back to old-school brushing. I miss my Sonicare.

    If anyone ever wants to test a product to see how many funky ways it can die – I’m your gal.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K (who is all about slaying the dragon breath)

  114. I would love a new power toothbrush! I use one for my dog’s teeth as well, but he’s just have to be happy with the OralB. Thanks, Bossy!

  116. Weeeeeird. I JUST got off the phone with my mom, and she was telling me all about her new electric toothbrush. Also how the first time she used it, she put the toothpaste on too soon and the vibrating toothbrush sent toothpaste flying all over the bathroom. And she did this THREE TIMES. Slow learner, my mom.

  119. Me, oh me, oh, me!

    I don’t chew my tootbrushh, but I used my ex-husband’s to clean the toilet. I still laugh about it.

  131. Love your blog! I enjoyed your Phillies story – you know Tug has a cutie son, right? 😉

    I’d love a shot at the toothbrush. 🙂

  134. I have a two-year old who has the infuriating habit of chewing on the toothbrush when I’m trying to brush her teeth. Perhaps Bossy needs someone to stand next to her when she brushes to scold her. 🙂

  146. Do I get extra points for mentioning that I had SEVEN root canals last year? And three this year so far? (I still need two more but am waiting for January when my insurance kicks in again. I have a habit of maxing it every year.)

    And no, it’s not from lack of brushing (I am a clean mouth fanatic)–it’s from being so severely vitamin deficient the past few years. (Long story. Don’t worry, I won’t bore anyone with the details.)

  148. With this, perhaps the dentist wouldn’t make me feel like such a terrible person the next time I visit.

  151. The Random Number Generator and Bossy may be friends, but Random Number Generator and Caleal are sworn enemies.

    That thing haaates me.

  153. OK, I think that my son could really benefit from this gift. He has an aversion to brushing his teeth. Please tell me that this is just another phase and he will eventually enjoy brushing?! Feel free to lie to me.

  156. That’s not so bad…. my secret habbit is chewing on the inside of my cheek when I am nervous (all the time). I guess it’s not that big of a secret, I noticed my 4 year old doing it the other day. When I asked him where he learned it he just said “it feels good”. So true….

  157. Hi Bossy! I’m still on the house in New Jersey genealogy trail. All fingers so far point to yes! Perhaps if I had a toothbrush I could rely on, I could take my mind of that and concentrate more on my ancestors. Thanks Bossy!

  162. I’ve been thinking about getting one similar to this, so maybe now I won’t have to shell out the moolah.

  167. Ohh, I’ve always wanted to try one of these fandangled new power toothbrush thingamujigs, but am too cheap.

    Pick me, pick me, oh random number picker!

  172. OK, I will admit to being fascinated at how one chews one’s toothbrush while brushing one’s teeth, as I can’t quite figure out the how of it.

  177. Ohhh I would love me one of these! I too am a toothbrush chewer. The way I look at it is…it is better than not brushing at all!

    Pick me please Mr./Mrs. Random # generator 🙂

  180. I may be the most cavity prone adult EVER because even with twice daily brushing, floride rinse, and flosing, I still have 2-3 cavities every time I go to the dentist. So, I know this is random, but for the sake of my tender gums which hate novicane shots, perhaps you could just pick me?

  182. I only have 2 teeth and would like to experiment with this new brush. I will brush one tooth with the old regular method and the other tooth with the new Bossy brush. I think this would be a real test to see which brush is clearly the best.

  192. I have a dentist appointment today. I think it’s a sign! I’d actually give it to my son who inherited the deep valleys I get in my back teeth. He brushes (as well as a 6-year old can) but I fear cavities are in his future.

  199. I’m holding out for the new car giveaway…

    I already have a Sonicare, but in the event that I win win win!.. I will maybe have my own giveaway, because it would be pretty funny to do that dontcha think? “Now you can win the very same toothbrush as seen on Bossy!” .. only used a few times!

  201. Ooooooh, that has such a snazzy look to it. Not that I have any sort of track record for winning things, but, in the spirit of following along on your poverty party, a spiffy new toothbrush might well be the only “me” thing under our Christmas tree this year! Plus, our beloved big old dog is having surgery today. Winning even so much as a lollypop would totally cheer me up 🙂

  203. Pretty snazzy! And kind of makes up for me thinking it was Thursday instead of Wednesday this morning. D’oh!

    I would brag to all my friends that I use the VERY SAME toothbrush as Bossy! And once they all stopped gagging, I would ‘splain what I really meant.

  205. I need a serious intervention of one these…
    I have recently become an addict of
    REESES Peanut Butter Cups!!!

  209. My name is Kristi and I’m a hard brusher. My gums have packed up and vacated the premises. I wonder if this would make me deliberately gentle so that my nerves could recover?

  213. My daughter also chews on her toothbrush (Reach makes a six-pack of kid toothbrushes that I now invest in). Maybe this would work better for her.

  223. The holidays are coming and along with them the non-stop cooking, tasting and snacking = extra wear and tear on the teeth. This looks like a great weapon against the plaque!

  229. Me me me!!! i need it!! I have tarter build up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you Bossy!!

  231. I used to love my last ultrasonic toothbrush but I couldn’t continue to pay the $28 for the replacement brushes. But if the unit was free, I could cover the brushes guilt free for years!

  233. I’m not a chewer, but I do have “spit issues” as we call them around here, and go through toothbrushes like you wouldn’t believe. Maybe if I had such a nice one, I’d let it hang around awhile.

  234. I have never in my life been so excited about the prospect of brushing my teeth. Well done, Ultreo people! You made the electric toothbrush sexy! For me, anyway, but I don’t get out much.

  239. Wow, seems as though electric toothbrushes have come a long ways baby, since I won one in a contest when I was in the seventh grade (1963) It was quite the new gadget back then!

  245. Yah, you don’t really want to see my toothbrush – really yucky. How I can put in near my mouth, let alone IN it – we won’t go there….

  246. omg, maybe this would be the key to get my teen to brush her teeth more effectively! one could only hope

  250. Bossy, I love your site & discovered it while you were on your cross country trip! Great Blogging!

  251. I keep trying to win a free camera online and that won’t work so I might as well try for a toothbrush instead.

  253. Oh goodness, I’m entering even though it means that if I were to win I’d have to go out and buy a second one, because my two year old daughter just HAS to brush with the exact same toothbrush that I do. Not the same toothbrush I mean, just the same type. Toddlers… LOL

  254. I chew my cheeks, wait until the last minute to do projects and I throw trash in the map pocket of my car. Those are some of my bad habits. I am very fastidious about keeping my teeth clean!

  257. I’m random! Pick me! I’m also extremely hard on my toothbrushes–the bristles get very bendy very quickly–and I am very intrigued by these. Thanks for the chance to win one!!

  260. Will it help me brush softer? My dentist told me to brush with my pinkie out, like drinking tea from fine china, so I would be more gentle on my gums.

  265. Since I worked for a bit in dental office, and have seen the ugly side of bad dental hygiene, I take mine seriously. Would love to upgrade my toothbrush. Pick me oh random number generator.

  267. I had a dental appointment today and had my teeth cleaned ultrasonically. I’d love to have this!!!

  275. Hmmm, that one looks interesting. We’re always willing to try new toothbrushes at our house!

  278. Seriously…I thought you had a picture of my husband’s toothbrush…his is just as disgusting and I might add that he can make it look like that in just a few short days of use!

  279. Does the ultreo make your head vibrate? When Sonicare first came out (several yrs ago!) – we tried it for that squeaky clean feeling. Well not only were we squeaky clean, our brains were shaken, not stirred!!

  280. I need an electric tooth brush, but can’t afford one. Hence I am diligently participating in the poverty party.

  290. Oh my gosh. Just spend a few extra minutes showering or drinking coffee or driving the kid to school and *snap* you become comment number 290-something in a pile of people wanting a free toothbrush.

  295. I have forgiven Bossy for not selecting me for the year’s supply of toilet paper. And I’m giving Bossy another chance at making me a(n even bigger) winner (than my mother already says I am). Because as much as I like wiping my butt, I like taking care of my oral health even more. That’s why I floss and I brush and I gargle and I rinse every day. Because who can say no to a big set of pearly whites? Huh, Bossy? Who can say no?

  303. Hey, I have “toothbrush” on my list, for when I go to market next– would that be perfect..

    Just wanted thank you for the inspiration and kick in the pants to start getting myself out of debit. THANKS!!!!!

  313. I chew my toothbrush too, but I come about it genetically. My mother also chewed her toothbrush down to the nubs. If my children regularly brushed their teeth, I would know if they inherited the gene. But…. that isn’t gonna happen.

  315. hello… over 300 comments on your stinking toothbrush…who else could pull that off???

  316. I don’t chew my toothbrush, but I must brush stupidly because my new toothbrush will always look like a hedgehog within a week. Hmm, now I’m imagining shoemaker hedgehogs scurrying around my mouth at night, getting all the chores done. (Oh, man, I wonder if they floss, too?)

    Oh, and I brush horizontally, like in old cartoons. I don’t understand brushing vertically. Ow? And those little circles they tried to train us to do in the second grade? Too distracting! Clearly, I need a gadget intervention.. or the name of a reliable hedgehog breeder. 🙂

  321. I love my Sonicare with a passion only another OCDer could understand but would be willing to throw him over in a New York minute for the sexy new Ultreo in town. Hello there, young hot pulsing toothy lover!

  324. I had braces for 4EVA growing up, so now I’m obsessed with keeping my teeth perfect (headgear will do that to ya). Would LOVE to win. Help a sistah out, random number generator!!!!!

  325. I have a toothbrush something like this that I swear changed my life (kind of like the DVD player in my mini van). Anyways, I’ll give it to my teen in braces. Love it!

  327. Dear Randon Number Generator:

    Could you please have mercy on someone who recently had to have a major tooth pulled due to fear of going to the dentist for 7 years? And then when she went they told her that oops, yes, you have an infection in that tooth so bad it has eaten the bone away and also you brush your teeth too hard. As in I no longer have any bristles on my toothbrush and have taken to using a power washer.

    Thank you.

    Also? Could you tell me what the winning lottery numbers will randomly be?

    Thanks again.

  337. Would this also include a fresh-from-the-vet feeling? Can you use this on a dog to avoid the vet having to brush your dog’s teeth to the tune of 120.00?

  339. Dude….I brush too hard, and my toothbrushes end up looking like yours. Maybe I could use one of these for my daughter? She chews the crap out of her toothbrushes! 🙂

  342. Can Canadians win too? I have all my teeth right now, but you know they might start falling out iffen I don’t get a toothbrush soon?

  349. I totally like the part where it beeps every 30 seconds because I have a tendency to forget that part with my current electric toothbrush. I will just stand there and space out before finally realizing that, um, I DO, in fact, have other teeth!

    Don’t judge – morning is so early!

  359. My current electric toothbrush is doing bad things and making even worse sounds. Even with a new brush part. I need a new one desperately.

  364. It should be me because:

    1) I comment even when you are not doing a giveaway, and
    2) my two-year-old likes to tell me what my breath smells like: “Wine.” “Cookies!” “Cat poop…” (in the morning).

  365. Can you believe all the responses when you’re giving away something? Anything? A coffee can full of nuts and bolts?? A kleenex box full of used kleenex? What a riot!!
    But—–please count me in too! Thanks!

  366. Hi Bossy! Although I’m totally disgusted by your post and photo of your knarled toothbrush, I love free stuff.

  372. i use a crest brush, but i’ve been thinking about getting one that recharges instead of using new batteries each time. i like to think green when it comes to batteries, not tooth coatings.

  377. I use a Scuba toothbrush by Radius. It’s like cleaning your teeth with a baby brush. So big, so soft.

    That said, I’m always willing to try something new.

  389. I could use to have cleaner teeth though I cant imagine spending 30 seconds per quadrant because I didn’t know my mouth had quadrants.

  390. From your picture, I thought you were giving away something from your basement – something used to clean the kitchen tile.