Climb on Bossy’s lap and, in exactly ten words, tell her what you want for Christmas. Not health and love blah peace, but what you want.
And don’t forget to stop by later today for the best gift ideas on the web.
Climb on Bossy’s lap and, in exactly ten words, tell her what you want for Christmas. Not health and love blah peace, but what you want.
And don’t forget to stop by later today for the best gift ideas on the web.
William says
December 23, 2008 at 9:37 amTo be featured on Bossy’s A virtual peek one day
BOSSY says
December 23, 2008 at 9:38 amA warm top, long sleeves, banish the cowl neck. Gah.
David says
December 23, 2008 at 9:45 amI don’t do Christmas. Hope you have a nice one.
Michele says
December 23, 2008 at 9:47 amA 400mm lens for my new Canon Rebel Xti Camera
trinity2 says
December 23, 2008 at 9:49 amBooks to read that are just as entertaining and interesting as your blog, Bossy! Have a merry one!
BOSSY says
December 23, 2008 at 9:50 amOh yes, a new camera lens sounds peachy. Keen, even.
vuboq says
December 23, 2008 at 9:58 amother than a high-paying job, a shiny new non-overheating laptop.
BOSSY says
December 23, 2008 at 10:02 amHigh-paying Job? Could someone tell Bossy what that is?
denise says
December 23, 2008 at 10:03 amA new wardrobe. Perfectly fitting, stylish, comfortable, luxurious but affordable!
Yellaphant says
December 23, 2008 at 10:04 amA massive puppy with paws the size of my head and a tongue as big as my arm.
Cathy D. says
December 23, 2008 at 10:04 amA netbook. Because I just need one.
chocolatechic says
December 23, 2008 at 10:11 amMacro lens for my precious, money for the grocery store.
Lauren says
December 23, 2008 at 10:11 amA safe and successful kidney transplant for little sister.
The Domestic Goddess says
December 23, 2008 at 10:12 amI want two things: For my little boy to finally talk. With his mouth. And for him to stop wearing diapers. Sounds dumb, but it is seriously all I could possible ask for.
Alwyn says
December 23, 2008 at 10:12 amThink Bossy’s funny? Try Carrie Fisher’s new book, “Wishful Drinking”.
Acher says
December 23, 2008 at 10:14 amA 120gb iPod and a ginormous external hard drive so my mucic and photos are all safely tucked away. I’d settle for some fuzzy slippers, though, cause its COLD here in the Windy City.
Jodi says
December 23, 2008 at 10:16 ama break…because I can’t seem to catch one otherwise!
Floyd says
December 23, 2008 at 10:21 amI want a great dane puppy to hog my covers!
Julianne says
December 23, 2008 at 10:26 amA new water line to my house. Broke. Street flooding.
hulagirlatheart says
December 23, 2008 at 10:29 amDaughter turning sixteen next week. Send earphones and valium, please.
MariaV says
December 23, 2008 at 10:29 amfor someone to bring the funny and banish the blues
MariaV says
December 23, 2008 at 10:31 ampajama, turtlenecks, watch, camera lens, Murray’s cheese, Smidgen measuring spoons
P.S. I’m sorry I was such a Debbie Downer in my first comment.
Cat says
December 23, 2008 at 10:31 amNew car without the dent and a new garage wall.
Lauren says
December 23, 2008 at 10:31 amI want a Yamaha P70 keyboard… or a DSLR camera!
Cat says
December 23, 2008 at 10:34 amOh, and Lauren’s wish really puts it into perspective.
Cat says
December 23, 2008 at 10:35 amLauren #13
karen says
December 23, 2008 at 10:38 amDSLR camera, web design software …or realistically: a non-itchy sweater.
Liz says
December 23, 2008 at 10:38 amI want insulation so my den isn’t 48 flippin’ degrees.
(but I also want Lauren’s wish).
MariaV says
December 23, 2008 at 10:38 ammajor gift certificate to Stew Leonard’s for fancy cheese shopping
Terri says
December 23, 2008 at 10:51 amA new couch would be lovely.
TanyaK says
December 23, 2008 at 10:58 amA GOOD thermos for my morning coffee. No more spills!!!
Stephanie T. says
December 23, 2008 at 11:00 amA working furnace is what I want for Christmas.
Sandy Shoes says
December 23, 2008 at 11:00 amI want my husband to get his job back, please.
Optimist says
December 23, 2008 at 11:00 amI want my dang house painted and the landscaping done!
Ho HO HO
mom2werogers says
December 23, 2008 at 11:03 amNikon D60. Please Santa please! Damn recession. Nikon D60.
linda Carson says
December 23, 2008 at 11:05 amMy guests to have fun and help with the dishes.
Lo says
December 23, 2008 at 11:09 amI would take Photo Shop in a heart beat, pleeeeeease.
Dharmamama says
December 23, 2008 at 11:13 amEnough money to get my sons everything they want, plus.
Smoochiefrog says
December 23, 2008 at 11:15 amA blender, a new crock pot, and a chef’s knife.
julie says
December 23, 2008 at 11:23 amNikon D60 or D40, immersion blender, no-strings full body massage.
(will pray for Lauren #13!)
Birdie23 says
December 23, 2008 at 11:24 amI want Stella, can you rent her out?!!
Tara says
December 23, 2008 at 11:24 amI want my sweet friend Lauren’s wish too!
dexter says
December 23, 2008 at 11:24 amNo gifts, I just want to sit on Bossys lap
stuffanie says
December 23, 2008 at 11:25 ama sectional for to sit. an ipod for to groove.
Black Hockey Jesus says
December 23, 2008 at 11:25 amOh, to not squint any longer at this crappy television.
the jackie says
December 23, 2008 at 11:26 amA million dollars would be awfully nice under the tree.
Tootsie Farklepants says
December 23, 2008 at 11:29 amPlane tickets to Virginia to visit my brother and family.
hollygee says
December 23, 2008 at 11:35 amkitchenaidmixer, cuisinartmini, smallswissarmyknife, 10″nonstickskillet, underpants, cashmereVneckcardigan, 10megapixelCanonsureshot, G5Mactower, 30″ViewSonicmonitor andahappy(andproperous)newyearforall.
Mary says
December 23, 2008 at 11:37 amI want a bag for the laptop I just won.
Kirsten says
December 23, 2008 at 11:38 amSometimes a curly girl wants straight hair – CROC FLAT IRON!
Helen says
December 23, 2008 at 11:42 amI want an external hard-drive with terabyte storage space. Please.
Mama Leone says
December 23, 2008 at 11:44 amsnowshoes, skates, central air, new furnace, second bathroom, bedroom furniture,
Jacquie says
December 23, 2008 at 11:45 amknee high black boots and a short sleeved fuzzy sweater
Kate says
December 23, 2008 at 11:45 amI want a dishwasher and a new digital camera, please.
Kristin says
December 23, 2008 at 11:45 amFor Lauren’s want to come true.
Kristin says
December 23, 2008 at 11:46 amFor Lauren’s wish to come true.
The Player to be Named Later says
December 23, 2008 at 11:47 amMy washboard back, cross-country skis, a lake house in the sunset country, and the complete 2009 Ralph Lauren line.
Kelly at The Glass Dragonfly says
December 23, 2008 at 11:47 amA stress free visit to my parents for the holiday!
Catherine McP says
December 23, 2008 at 11:51 amFree airline tickets for a year to wherever I want.
Liza says
December 23, 2008 at 11:53 amI want the man I’m falling for to live closer.
(not 10 states away!)
POD says
December 23, 2008 at 11:57 amI’d like to be completely free of cancer – fer shure.
The Other Lisa says
December 23, 2008 at 11:57 amWhirled peas? Seriously – I just want to live with my husband without losing my mind. That would do it for me.
Happy holly-dayz, all!
HeyJoe says
December 23, 2008 at 12:09 pmTime,Time,Time,Time,Time,Time,Time,Time,Time,Time
Lance says
December 23, 2008 at 12:11 pmFinalized divorce and ability to move on with life for me and my kids.
Bossy's Friend Amy says
December 23, 2008 at 12:15 pmA big beautiful 17.h Dutch Warmblood to ride til the end of time.
Stacey Ball says
December 23, 2008 at 12:15 pmA Canon Rebel XS, oh wait…I already bought it!
Tenntrace says
December 23, 2008 at 12:15 pmhappy, healthy family (lowers my stress level)
new camera (ditto)
Dharmamama says
December 23, 2008 at 12:18 pmPhotoshop for me, animation software for eldest, laptop for same
Heide says
December 23, 2008 at 12:19 pmrecycled polyester / hemp pants from Patagonia; new better laptop computer
Grandma J says
December 23, 2008 at 12:23 pmTo finally see a postage stamp for Pediatric Cancer awareness.
(We have one for Elvis, and every Disney Character)
noelia says
December 23, 2008 at 12:34 pmtrip to FL with hubby, new car, time off
ruthwells says
December 23, 2008 at 12:41 pmSleep, sleep, sleep. Job security for my colleagues. More sleep.
Lisa says
December 23, 2008 at 12:43 pmAll the toys and crap my kids want, under the tree. Because they are still so little!
Robin says
December 23, 2008 at 12:48 pmA Bright, Shiny Red Mini Cooper!
janet says
December 23, 2008 at 12:50 pm#48
Now THAT’S what Bossy is talking about! What you REALLY want. You win for funniest comment.
Tuli says
December 23, 2008 at 12:51 pmLaptop, DSLR, New Wardrobe and a sense of style to go with it. Also, Lauren’s #13 and POD’s #61.
bethany says
December 23, 2008 at 12:52 pmMy new baby to stop crying for absolutely no reason!
janet says
December 23, 2008 at 12:53 pmAnything I want, I buy for husband. A crock pot
Cass says
December 23, 2008 at 12:55 pmI want a big sparkly ring, but not from Bossy.
Mysh says
December 23, 2008 at 12:56 pmI wish for the wishes of commenters #13 and #33. :O)
JustJuli says
December 23, 2008 at 1:01 pmJust money – I’m saving for down payment on a house.
Emily says
December 23, 2008 at 1:15 pmi so need a new computer with loads of Gbites and then with all that fresh space i want PhotoShop so I can start playing around with the photos i’ve taking with me new DSLR.
operagal says
December 23, 2008 at 1:20 pmI want to marry Mark Harmon of NCIS, my new crush. but damn – he’s married to Mindy.
Cathy says
December 23, 2008 at 1:22 pmBLACK CLASSIC UGGS, STORM JACKET AND LENS FOR CAMERA, PLEASE?
Jeri says
December 23, 2008 at 1:22 pmI want to make a difference in the world now
lisa says
December 23, 2008 at 1:24 pmI want to hold his warm hand in mine again.
Smalltown Mom says
December 23, 2008 at 1:35 pmI got what I wanted and it’s in the garage.
amy says
December 23, 2008 at 1:36 pmMy husband home from Afghanistan. (I didn’t even need 10 words)
junebug says
December 23, 2008 at 1:37 pmI want a Rolex Oyster Perpetual Datejust watch. Just kidding?
K says
December 23, 2008 at 1:45 pmMy kids to be quiet, but not too quiet – KWIM?
mommymae says
December 23, 2008 at 1:45 pmphotoshop is all i want. if only santa could hear.
Ms. Red says
December 23, 2008 at 1:51 pmDiamonds are good…but how ’bout a clutter free house?
Laura says
December 23, 2008 at 1:52 pmTo meet Bossy in person, hang out, eat, drink wine!
Julie says
December 23, 2008 at 1:55 pmClassic convertible, ipod touch, new setting for engagement diamond, books.
Debby says
December 23, 2008 at 1:58 pmI would like snow and a new puppy. No chance
Kelly Stern says
December 23, 2008 at 1:59 pmMac Laptop, new dress shoes, new tennis shoes, vodka fresca
rb says
December 23, 2008 at 2:00 pmAn economic recovery would be nice. And some dark chocolate.
Dara says
December 23, 2008 at 2:04 pmCashmere socks, weight loss, 72 hours of uninterrupted, REM sleep.
Reeb says
December 23, 2008 at 2:07 pmEarthy friend to tell about hot time with Santa-suited Husband.
Victoria says
December 23, 2008 at 2:09 pmAn awesomely perfect, amazing, super husband. Or, maybe a Wii. 😉
Tasha says
December 23, 2008 at 2:10 pmLoads of cash. iPod Touch. CS4. Sephora shopping spree. LUSH.
dgm says
December 23, 2008 at 2:10 pmI borrowed a friend’s surfboard; it was made for me.
Melissa from Pittsburgh says
December 23, 2008 at 2:17 pmAll I want for Christmas is germ free healthy girlys.
Issa says
December 23, 2008 at 2:22 pmVacation to Italy. New purse and shoes. Maybe some sleep?
SherylW says
December 23, 2008 at 2:23 pmto sell this house !!!
Liz says
December 23, 2008 at 2:27 pmA haircut – haven’t gotten the extra $$$ together. Santa, please?
Susan says
December 23, 2008 at 2:34 pmI want to get pregnant with a healthy baby boy.
Renee in Seattle says
December 23, 2008 at 2:37 pmTo be debt free. A new laptop. Some good vodka.
Trenches of Mommyhood says
December 23, 2008 at 2:39 pmPlane tickets to tropical locale with Hubby and no kids.
Brava97 says
December 23, 2008 at 2:45 pmI want to know that my marriage will survive.
melliomat says
December 23, 2008 at 2:48 pmA vacation some place warm and money to enjoy it.
Ree (the other one) says
December 23, 2008 at 2:53 pmA DSLR and a Dyson Animal and a new job.
🙂
Merry Christmas Bossy and Bossy’s family!
Lee the MWOB Queen says
December 23, 2008 at 2:54 pmLaptop, DSLR repaired, Printer for good pics, Bossy’s photo talent!
Me says
December 23, 2008 at 2:56 pmAwesome husband, Rock Band, high paying job that I love.
Kathy says
December 23, 2008 at 2:58 pmDiamond earrings. New stove. Renovated bedroom. Second bathroom. No in-laws!!
Debbie says
December 23, 2008 at 3:00 pmWell….. A DSLR with a few good lenses, tripod, etc., new honkin’ pc, and Photoshop CS4. Not much, really. 😉
Dree says
December 23, 2008 at 3:02 pmFor Bossy’s readers to be able to count to ten!
(Sorry .. Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Elissa in MA says
December 23, 2008 at 3:03 pmA winning lottey ticket so we could pay off the darn credit card, buy a new refigerator, get a new tv for the one that just died before Thanksgiving, sassy macro lens, and now I want some thaifood or chinese, thanks Bossy! lol
Vanessa says
December 23, 2008 at 3:05 pmMacBook Pro with suped up processor, memory & hard drive, a Canon 50D or Nikon D300 would be nice too.
and for Lauren #13’s wish to come true
rockle says
December 23, 2008 at 3:12 pmiPhone. And this year, I actually got what I wanted.
Jen W. says
December 23, 2008 at 3:12 pmFancy dinner out, tickets to live music venue, babysitter scheduled.
Dharmamama says
December 23, 2008 at 3:14 pmworking car, paid insurance and a year of gas cards
Lauren’s little sister’s safe and successful kidney transplant
mrs nm says
December 23, 2008 at 3:17 pmA bag, gloves, shoes, chocolate, books, DVDs, smellies and family.
All for me!!!!!! 🙂
p.j. says
December 23, 2008 at 3:24 pmAffection, consideration, and kindness from my (employed, please G-d) husband. And teenagers.
Jess says
December 23, 2008 at 3:29 pmA new place to live.
jp says
December 23, 2008 at 3:30 pmBlack, suede, low -heeled boots, saving for 2 yrs for them!
cal says
December 23, 2008 at 3:47 pmfirmer breasts,hand painted dansko clogs and no split ends.
Chantel says
December 23, 2008 at 3:53 pmNeed: Nikon D90
Want: Manolo Blanhik black patent mary janes
Stephanie says
December 23, 2008 at 3:56 pmKitchen Aide stand mixer in pink and more chocolate please.
hana says
December 23, 2008 at 4:04 pmFor drugstore checker’s daughter to be cured and home for Christmas!
(anything in parenthesis doesn’t count, right? this is a true wish…she’s had pneumonia for 2 wks in hospital…so internet think good wishes/pray/whatever!)
Isle Dance says
December 23, 2008 at 4:05 pmA man. And not just any man. A very special man. :o)
Crystal says
December 23, 2008 at 4:13 pmMy kitchen, hallway, foyer, living and laundry room painted soon!
Margie says
December 23, 2008 at 4:23 pmA blender that crushes ice like it says it will.
Lauren says
December 23, 2008 at 4:26 pmI also want what Laura #93 wants! So much fun!
Dee says
December 23, 2008 at 4:27 pmSomeone I can delegate to – a butler or personal assistant!!!!
Emily in IL says
December 23, 2008 at 4:42 pmPlease save my arms and back, send a snowblower NOW!
Oh, The Joys says
December 23, 2008 at 4:48 pmBlack Fry Boots.
But hows a girl to get them from a broke-ass santa like you? (or broke ass santa K for that matter!)
(ha ha ha)
You ARE Poverty Santa, right?
operagal says
December 23, 2008 at 5:03 pm#123, mrs nm: what the hell are smellies?
Philly says
December 23, 2008 at 5:07 pmI want to win one of Pioneer Woman’s contests, dammit !!
JennC says
December 23, 2008 at 5:14 pmI’m easy. I’ll take cold, hard, cash. Thanks.
Happy Christmas!
Leaf, probably... says
December 23, 2008 at 5:15 pmThis year’s more about what I don’t want: poochy tummy.
Jeanette says
December 23, 2008 at 5:17 pmI want to get in the habit of exercising daily!
anne marie in philly says
December 23, 2008 at 5:27 pmalpaca or bamboo or superwash merino yarn to knit with!
karen l says
December 23, 2008 at 5:47 pmcomplete set of 50’s starburst dishes & red cowboy boots!
krg says
December 23, 2008 at 5:52 pmlove you bossy, but your fans need to learn counting.
krg says
December 23, 2008 at 5:55 pm122 god be with you
jess says
December 23, 2008 at 5:56 pmSome peace and a decision please. That’s all I want.
Jen says
December 23, 2008 at 6:04 pmA flying-squirrel-free attic and a good night’s sleep!
Vicky says
December 23, 2008 at 6:05 pmBrand new wardrobe, nikon, photog lessons, lots of money
Imanitsud says
December 23, 2008 at 6:13 pm1. THe fancy new hot chocolate maker from William Sonoma (or just a cocoa-motion from Bed Bath and Beyond)
2. Wii fit
3. A cast iron skillet and a dutch oven
Manic Mommy says
December 23, 2008 at 6:29 pmFour bedrooms, two and a half baths, and a pool!
kate says
December 23, 2008 at 6:33 pmi want christmas shopping to finally end. please. end it.
jeri lynne says
December 23, 2008 at 6:39 pmnot to fight with ex when I drop kids off
jeri lynne says
December 23, 2008 at 6:41 pmalso want lauren’s & pod’s wish..
Shelley says
December 23, 2008 at 7:12 pmA fancy expensive digital camera like a Nikon or Canon.
Have the T-shirt says
December 23, 2008 at 7:22 pmWhat’s it say about me if I don’t want anything?
3limes says
December 23, 2008 at 7:36 pmI want it all.
Linda says
December 23, 2008 at 7:44 pmI want to win the lottery, Christmas don’t be late…
Mr Farty says
December 23, 2008 at 7:50 pmThe patience to teach myself how to use Paintshop Pro-perly.
g says
December 23, 2008 at 7:57 pmObama in the White House and a brand new laptop.
Emily says
December 23, 2008 at 8:01 pmFor me to be out of debt forever and ever
Maggie Garcia says
December 23, 2008 at 8:02 pmHonest to god, I want to be with my family.
Maggie Garcia says
December 23, 2008 at 8:03 pmPS – Do you read all of these comments??? And, if so, do you think Vuboq hyphenated just to fit the word limit or are those hyphenations legit??
NotAMeanGirl says
December 23, 2008 at 8:04 pmA sudden influx of money to pay off our debt.
islaygirl says
December 23, 2008 at 8:10 pmNew husband. Or desperately needed new flooring. Or, Nikon SLR.
Caroline Wright says
December 23, 2008 at 8:20 pmI WANT TO FINISH WRITING THIS GODDAMNED BOOK ALREADY ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The Wife says
December 23, 2008 at 8:23 pmI want a night of uninterrupted sleep.
What do you think my chances are that my 5 month old will find me deserving?
Merry Christmas Bossy et al!
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
December 23, 2008 at 8:36 pmI want a laptop with wireless internet–I hate dialup.
gabrielle says
December 23, 2008 at 8:38 pmPeace and quiet, just for one damn day.
heart shaped hedges says
December 23, 2008 at 8:40 pmHonestly? For someone to pay my car registrations, they are overdue!
Bossy\'s Friend Martha\'s Sister says
December 23, 2008 at 9:19 pmroll in the hay… hee hee! LOL
Nita says
December 23, 2008 at 9:22 pmOoops. Sister just reminded me that mine is due, too!
Nita says
December 23, 2008 at 9:23 pmI mean “heart shaped hedges”, not “sister”. No roll in the hay for me. ha
Tanya says
December 23, 2008 at 9:27 pmbetter insulation. new windows. notice it’s really cold? and a job. (that I like)
Jessica says
December 23, 2008 at 9:27 pmWTC prince on the 45 for 7 yrs, dh purchased!
Mama Bear says
December 23, 2008 at 9:39 pmFurniture that didn’t come from a flea market. ~ public educator
mom101 says
December 23, 2008 at 9:49 pmMortgage paid by new sugar daddy, George Clooney. Also jewelry.
Gette says
December 23, 2008 at 9:57 pmI want my 19-year-old body back effortlessly, please.
Sharon says
December 23, 2008 at 10:03 pmA nice peaceful Christmas day with my family and shortbread!
wrh says
December 23, 2008 at 10:18 pmI was going to write Big Ass Diamonds, but then I read Lauren’s and I feel like kind of a douche.
So…
Big Ass Diamonds and a healthy kidney for Lauren’s sister.
that girl says
December 23, 2008 at 10:32 pma blog that pays for more than my coffee bill
heather frm nc says
December 23, 2008 at 10:33 pma new horse barn and a sewn pasture with fences
Kelly says
December 23, 2008 at 10:44 pmless stress, less stress, less stress, less stress, & less stress
Hula Hank says
December 23, 2008 at 10:46 pmPasta maker, Auntie Mame with Rosalind Russell, shiny black Escalade.
Kris says
December 24, 2008 at 12:20 amA pair of LL Bean slippers, LL Bean snowboots, Mama Mia dvd, and a new cell phone–preferably one I don’t have to take classes to learn how to use it.
Stephanie says
December 24, 2008 at 12:30 amsecure job for hubby= $ to adopt a baby
(oh & a flash for my DSLR 🙂 )
Amy says
December 24, 2008 at 12:51 amJob for hubby, valium for MIL, bourbon slushie for me.
Amy says
December 24, 2008 at 12:54 amNot get flu going around, kids have awesome day. Food!
so NOT cool says
December 24, 2008 at 1:07 amlenses, lens, lenses
lens … lenses, lenses, lenses.
lenses. lenses. lens!
Puddle Splash says
December 24, 2008 at 1:55 amAll the boots and sweaters in GarnetHillCatalog. I mean all.
Melanie @ MelADramatic Mommy says
December 24, 2008 at 4:48 amLaptop, good camera, pair of Louboutains, job, Lauren’s wish
erin says
December 24, 2008 at 5:02 amI’m getting a Nike puffy jacket and a sword.
DeannaBanana says
December 24, 2008 at 8:19 amI would like the ability to pay my spring tuition.
The Cube Monkey says
December 24, 2008 at 9:21 amA new roof.
A new furnace.
The concrete wall holding up our entire property fixed.
A new kitchen floor.
janny226 says
December 24, 2008 at 12:51 pmA husband who communicates clearly, and a pair of gloves.
L says
December 24, 2008 at 1:39 pmSomething only the boyfriend can give me… rhymes with wing.
Stacey Bursch says
December 24, 2008 at 2:57 pmAnything? I can ask for anything? Just for me? An African Safari!
Lulu says
December 24, 2008 at 4:27 pmTesla Roadster.
All remodel projects finished nicely.
Tropical family vacation.
AJMick says
December 24, 2008 at 5:27 pmDiamond earrings; bought ’em for myself. Next? A tropical vacay…
Lisa says
December 26, 2008 at 12:53 pmDear Bossy,
I take back my ten word Tuesday wish and leave you with this sentiment.. Boyfriend came through, now is fiance, no more wishes now.
lacey and sammy says
December 27, 2008 at 10:21 pmhealthy body image, worthwhile job, the loving to work out.
Zina says
December 29, 2008 at 3:34 amA year to catch up everything, without my kids growing.
(P.S. Gah! I thought *I* was bad with PhotoShop.)