While Bossy was on her Excellent Road Trip and the democratic primaries raged on, Barack O’Boyfriend came to the local high school.
Bossy’s son got to meet Barack since he had organized a Students For Obama organization, which was unprecedented in his school and required him to petition principals and the superintendent of schools since individual candidates had never previously been supported during a primary.
Bossy’s son and Barack shook hands, which isn’t captured on film because Bossy was 1,928 miles away in Albuquerque New Mexico, wondering things like oh my gah where is the closest cardiac surgeon and what kind of helicopter will they use to airlift Bossy to the facility?
Back to the handshake: you can only imagine Bossy’s relief to find out that not a single person had captured this amazing event with their camera. But you can’t be too hard on Bossy’s friends and family, it wasn’t as if they were in, like, the third row. Oh wait.