It was so very nice to see you in the inaugural stands this past Tuesday, as the country prepared to usher the new President of the United States into office.
And Bossy thinks it was so cute when you compared yourself to Woody Allen’s fictional character Zelig, a human chameleon who transforms himself so as to blend into historic events. Although Bossy must add that, as a chameleon, you looked so very handsome in your black overcoat and cozy narrow tie.
And Bossy thought it was only fitting that CNN would choose to interview you with Steven Spielberg, since it was you who fostered the introductions of then Illinois Senator O’Boyfriend to many of Hollywood’s elite who were at the time supporting Hillary Clinton.
Oh, John, how charming it was when you were all, “Cold? What cold?” since you are, after all, from artic Chicago and… wait… what have we here?
Let’s talk about the harlot clutching the V.I.P. pass and the coffee cup, John. Just who is she? Does she really deserve your company during the inauguration? Bossy bets her parents don’t even have FBI files like Bossy’s parents. And what’s with the perfect hair? Geesh, like that’s important.