Who has seen those VW Routan commercials starring Brooke Shields, and she’s all, “People are making babies just so they can own this minivan.”
Right, who cares about those commercials, but the point. The point! The point is that as part of their promotional campaign, VW created a website called the RoutanBabymaker3000 which allows, as a totally random example, you to upload photos of yourself and John Cusack in order to see what your baby would look like.
To begin, upload a photo of The Mom. The photo must meet certain criteria, for instance there can’t be any hair draped over the face, so as you can imagine it took Bossy close to a millennia to locate an image of herself she could use:
Next upload a photo of The Dad:
Then some techno foreplay happens:
And faster than you can say Who The Fook Decided Routan Was A Good Name For A Minivan your cute little baby is born!
You can also upload photos from the internet so you can create babies from weird celebrity combinations. As if weird celebrity combinations would happen.
Don’t mind Bossy as she takes a two-month leave of absence to make virtual babies. Who has a cigarette?
This is the site, but don’t even try to pretend Bossy didn’t warn you.