Who remembers when Bossy was all, “This Eucerin Calming Creme is the best skin moisturizer eh-ver.“
Well, Bossy hit two snags, in order of occurrence.
- What is Creme anyway, and how come Bossy didn’t notice it wasn’t Cream?
- How can Bossy get the last bits out of the air-filled tube so she doesn’t waste a drop?
The first snag Bossy can’t solve unless she joins Eucerin’s Product Development and Marketing Department. But the second snag she attacked in this manner:
She tried rolling up the tube like toothpaste, but the plastic was too thick and Bossy’s carpal tunnel syndrome too severe. So out came the scissors.
She cut straight down the stiff tube to the bulging tip where she was finally able to release the cream, and sorry but are we still talking about Eucerin?
Bossy will be able to get at least two more days out of this butchered carcass. But so much for Calming Creme.