The other morning, which is too dark to be morning, Bossy drove her daughter to school and then walked in the empty house and this fire was waiting for her, a spontaneous ignition.
Bossy doesn’t know any of those biblical stories, but if she did, she’d be all, “Give unto ye this eternal flame to roast the five loaves and two fishes to feed five-thousand men. Tossed with olive oil, of course.“
MariaV says
February 12, 2009 at 7:56 amand a little lemon.
bossy's friend martha says
February 12, 2009 at 8:06 amLord Bossy, you crack me up!..or is it Lord, Bossy, you crack me up? Or…..Lord Bossy you, crack me up!
Kristi says
February 12, 2009 at 8:37 amSpontaneous? Scary!
Next you’ll end up spontaneously pregnant?
Asthmagirl says
February 12, 2009 at 9:46 amWow! Bossy has mastered quite the biblical turn of phrase. Have any of your outdoor shrubs combusted lately?
Grandma J says
February 12, 2009 at 10:39 amRun, Bossy! Run to your bathroom and see if there is an image of The Blessed Virgin on your bathroom window…..or imbedded in your toast.
Jodi Anderson says
February 12, 2009 at 10:48 amIt looks like someone else enjoyed a comfy fire … and, then left a mess for you to clean up. Have fun with that.
David says
February 12, 2009 at 12:02 pmUnless the log was not consumed, and a voice spoke to you telling you to remove your shoes (a divine voice, not your internal mother monitor), I’m afraid this was just a run-of-the-mill fire.
Gigi says
February 12, 2009 at 12:10 pmAn Immaculate Combustion!
Lisa says
February 12, 2009 at 1:31 pmha ha…spontaneously pregnant…
Rosie says
February 12, 2009 at 1:35 pmThe men are to be tossed with olive oil? SWEET!
junebug says
February 12, 2009 at 2:24 pmO ye of little faith…
SnowWhitemommy says
February 12, 2009 at 3:17 pm#3 Kristi:
“Next you’ll end up spontaneously pregnant?”
Sooooooo funny! Almost made my coffee come out my nose!
Reeb says
February 12, 2009 at 3:49 pmAnd I’m linking #10/Rosie’s image of olive oiled men.
Reeb says
February 12, 2009 at 3:52 pmDamn typos.
I’m LIKING the image.
Nothing to link to. Although, since I accidently brought up the subject, I did just find this: http://www.olives101.com/2008/07/14/a-thousand-wrestlers-and-two-tons-of-olive-oil/
Little Miss Sunshine State says
February 12, 2009 at 4:17 pmIs the olive oil Extra-Virgin? Because that would also be a little Biblical.
Shelley says
February 12, 2009 at 6:24 pmI love men tossed in olive oil. They taste better that way. What?
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
February 12, 2009 at 9:20 pmBossy has in fact been spontaneously pregnant before, where spontaneous = while driving a Saturn across country.
It could definitely happen again, with or without the Saturn.