The other morning, which is too dark to be morning, Bossy drove her daughter to school and then walked in the empty house and this fire was waiting for her, a spontaneous ignition.
Bossy doesn’t know any of those biblical stories, but if she did, she’d be all, “Give unto ye this eternal flame to roast the five loaves and two fishes to feed five-thousand men. Tossed with olive oil, of course.“
MariaV saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 7:56 am
and a little lemon.
bossy's friend martha saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 8:06 am
Lord Bossy, you crack me up!..or is it Lord, Bossy, you crack me up? Or…..Lord Bossy you, crack me up!
Kristi saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 8:37 am
Next you’ll end up spontaneously pregnant?
Asthmagirl saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 9:46 am
Wow! Bossy has mastered quite the biblical turn of phrase. Have any of your outdoor shrubs combusted lately?
Grandma J saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 10:39 am
Run, Bossy! Run to your bathroom and see if there is an image of The Blessed Virgin on your bathroom window…..or imbedded in your toast.
Jodi Anderson saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 10:48 am
It looks like someone else enjoyed a comfy fire … and, then left a mess for you to clean up. Have fun with that.
David saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Unless the log was not consumed, and a voice spoke to you telling you to remove your shoes (a divine voice, not your internal mother monitor), I’m afraid this was just a run-of-the-mill fire.
Gigi saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm
An Immaculate Combustion!
Lisa saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm
ha ha…spontaneously pregnant…
Rosie saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 1:35 pm
The men are to be tossed with olive oil? SWEET!
junebug saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 2:24 pm
O ye of little faith…
SnowWhitemommy saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 3:17 pm
“Next you’ll end up spontaneously pregnant?”
Sooooooo funny! Almost made my coffee come out my nose!
Reeb saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 3:49 pm
And I’m linking #10/Rosie’s image of olive oiled men.
Reeb saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I’m LIKING the image.
Nothing to link to. Although, since I accidently brought up the subject, I did just find this: http://www.olives101.com/2008/07/14/a-thousand-wrestlers-and-two-tons-of-olive-oil/
Little Miss Sunshine State saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Is the olive oil Extra-Virgin? Because that would also be a little Biblical.
Shelley saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I love men tossed in olive oil. They taste better that way. What?
Chesapeake Bay Woman saysFebruary 12, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Bossy has in fact been spontaneously pregnant before, where spontaneous = while driving a Saturn across country.
It could definitely happen again, with or without the Saturn.