This would be the reason Bossy felt like she needed a hard hat when she was standing in her backyard the other day. Not that Bossy owns a hard hat. Unless you count, It’s hard when your hat makes you look like Axl Rose.
Anyway. The winds the other day pulled large trees from their sturdy positions in Bossy’s small town. According to eyewitnesses, which equals Bossy’s friend Tim, this tree fell slowly, and when it did it landed on a utility pole, followed by a blaze of white light and a column of fire.
Any more questions about the hard hat?