Hello, Holly, the local grocery store cashier. Bossy wants to tell you something. Your lemons are expensive. They’re nearly as expensive as the glass of wine Bossy purchases once a week, even though some readers think Bossy can’t possibly be in a state of Poverty if her ass is on a train station bar stool. Trust Bossy, poverty and booze go together like, like, like two really go-togetherable things.
Anyway. Bossy has written about her affair with lemons before. Bossy estimates she consumes at least two lemons by herself a day, and more when she factors in those other people, the people in her house.
So that’s like three lemons a day at $0.70 a lemon which is 70 times 3, times 7 days a week, times all of those weeks in a year minus vacations which the family doesn’t take, and that equals, like, hi lazy Tuesday.