Ritz crackers.
Bossy forgot about these snacks of satan for years and years, but Bossy’s daughter became a fan and now? Sister Mercy, Bossy tries not to know where her daughter is stashing them because Bossy can eat the whole cylindrical package in one sitting, wax paper and all.
MariaV says
March 19, 2009 at 5:50 amOne of my husband’s favorite meals is chopped up runny, sunnyside up eggs with Ritz crackers crumbled over it.
Philly says
March 19, 2009 at 7:26 amI love me some Ritz with a slice of pepperoni and chesse. Wash it down with a glass or red.
David says
March 19, 2009 at 8:06 amMeh. Give me a pack of Carrs water biscuits and a wheel of brie.
dgm says
March 19, 2009 at 8:25 amAw, those remind me of my mom, who used to nibble them and listen to the radio at night. They certainly are magically delicious (if you ignore all the crap in them). 🙂
lora says
March 19, 2009 at 9:20 amput some creamcheese on them and you’ll never leave the house again. except to go buy more cream cheese and ritz
rebecca says
March 19, 2009 at 9:25 amI could not agree more, especially with the cream cheese suggestion. Beware of its powerful delicious-ness.
furiousball says
March 19, 2009 at 9:42 amain’t no shame in that game lady, no shame
April says
March 19, 2009 at 10:12 amI recommend the Ritz toasted chips. I don’t know if they are any better for me than the regular crackers, but I like to pretend that they are since they are ‘toasted’
Kristin says
March 19, 2009 at 10:50 amIt’s obvious to me that they put crack in those “crackers” (hence the name) because Ritz are incredibly addictive. I could not agree with Bossy more – they are the devil’s work and soooooooo good!
Meg says
March 19, 2009 at 11:36 amHave you tried the roasted veggie ones? OH MY GAWD!!!!!
SnowWhitemommy says
March 19, 2009 at 11:36 amRitz crackers with peanut butter…..so addicting!
Bobbie says
March 19, 2009 at 12:28 pmThey’re on sale at Target this week!
Grandma J says
March 19, 2009 at 12:31 pmI love Ritz crackers straight out of the sleeve….plain. I’ve been known to bring them to the movies and chomp on them instead of that greasy popcorn.
Hope says
March 19, 2009 at 1:21 pmRitz crackers and pimiento cheese. Mmm. Ritz crackers and jalapeno pimiento cheese? MMMMMmmmmm.
Stacey Ball says
March 19, 2009 at 1:23 pmI have this theory that everything that comes in a cylindrical shape is one serving and you are meant to eat the entire cylinder. Pringles..check, ice cream..check, fig newtons..check (yes I consider that package a cylinder :o)
Ms. Cranky Pants says
March 19, 2009 at 1:30 pmoh yeah baby, show me some of that fluted cracker edge, you tease…
Franca Bollo says
March 19, 2009 at 2:32 pmTriscuits are my bane.
JennyM says
March 19, 2009 at 3:03 pmYeah, I had forgotten about Ritz crackers, too, until about two weeks ago when I was looking for a quick snack and put some peanut butter and a dab of orange marmalade on a Ritz cracker. Sweet baby chickens, I haven’t been the same since.
Naomi says
March 19, 2009 at 3:56 pmmy kids love Ritz! They each eat a pack in one sitting. I do agree, great with hummus.
Reeb says
March 19, 2009 at 4:03 pmRemember something about a faux apple pie that had nary an apple in it but Ritz crackers instead? I never had any but was pretty darned dubious. Anybody out there ever try it?
PS. Wonderfully mysterious thumbnail crop.
elaine says
March 19, 2009 at 4:48 pmOh holy cow I know better than to keep those things in the house because I really can inhale a sleeve and a half and still want more, only my stomach by then is screaming to stop. And I especially love Ritz with cream cheese and a third something-something on top. Maybe tomato. Maybe worcestershire sauce. Maybe an olive. But dang, I think they put msg or heroin in there.
Lisa says
March 19, 2009 at 5:04 pmOh and Wheat thins and thin mint girl scout cookies! Maybe you should do a ten word Tuesday and the devil’s foods. God help us all!!!!
Emily says
March 19, 2009 at 8:16 pmThat is why we never buy them because they never last more than a couple of days they are way too yummy for our own good.
magpie says
March 19, 2009 at 9:47 pmYou and my husband.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
March 19, 2009 at 10:00 pmThankfully Bossy doesn’t know about Ritz crackers with butter ( real butter, not any sort of fake stuff pretending to be butter and failing miserably). And have mercy it’s a good thing Bossy doesn’t know about a Captains Wafer with butter spread on top (real butter, not any sort of fake stuff pretending to be butter and failing miserably).
Satan makes the damndest snacks.
Ving says
May 3, 2011 at 7:37 pmWow, that?s a really clever way of thkiinng about it!