Bossy forgot about these snacks of satan for years and years, but Bossy’s daughter became a fan and now? Sister Mercy, Bossy tries not to know where her daughter is stashing them because Bossy can eat the whole cylindrical package in one sitting, wax paper and all.
MariaV saysMarch 19, 2009 at 5:50 am
One of my husband’s favorite meals is chopped up runny, sunnyside up eggs with Ritz crackers crumbled over it.
Philly saysMarch 19, 2009 at 7:26 am
I love me some Ritz with a slice of pepperoni and chesse. Wash it down with a glass or red.
David saysMarch 19, 2009 at 8:06 am
Meh. Give me a pack of Carrs water biscuits and a wheel of brie.
dgm saysMarch 19, 2009 at 8:25 am
Aw, those remind me of my mom, who used to nibble them and listen to the radio at night. They certainly are magically delicious (if you ignore all the crap in them). 🙂
lora saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:20 am
put some creamcheese on them and you’ll never leave the house again. except to go buy more cream cheese and ritz
rebecca saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:25 am
I could not agree more, especially with the cream cheese suggestion. Beware of its powerful delicious-ness.
furiousball saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:42 am
ain’t no shame in that game lady, no shame
April saysMarch 19, 2009 at 10:12 am
I recommend the Ritz toasted chips. I don’t know if they are any better for me than the regular crackers, but I like to pretend that they are since they are ‘toasted’
Kristin saysMarch 19, 2009 at 10:50 am
It’s obvious to me that they put crack in those “crackers” (hence the name) because Ritz are incredibly addictive. I could not agree with Bossy more – they are the devil’s work and soooooooo good!
Meg saysMarch 19, 2009 at 11:36 am
Have you tried the roasted veggie ones? OH MY GAWD!!!!!
SnowWhitemommy saysMarch 19, 2009 at 11:36 am
Ritz crackers with peanut butter…..so addicting!
Bobbie saysMarch 19, 2009 at 12:28 pm
They’re on sale at Target this week!
Grandma J saysMarch 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I love Ritz crackers straight out of the sleeve….plain. I’ve been known to bring them to the movies and chomp on them instead of that greasy popcorn.
Hope saysMarch 19, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Ritz crackers and pimiento cheese. Mmm. Ritz crackers and jalapeno pimiento cheese? MMMMMmmmmm.
Stacey Ball saysMarch 19, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I have this theory that everything that comes in a cylindrical shape is one serving and you are meant to eat the entire cylinder. Pringles..check, ice cream..check, fig newtons..check (yes I consider that package a cylinder :o)
Ms. Cranky Pants saysMarch 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm
oh yeah baby, show me some of that fluted cracker edge, you tease…
Franca Bollo saysMarch 19, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Triscuits are my bane.
JennyM saysMarch 19, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Yeah, I had forgotten about Ritz crackers, too, until about two weeks ago when I was looking for a quick snack and put some peanut butter and a dab of orange marmalade on a Ritz cracker. Sweet baby chickens, I haven’t been the same since.
Naomi saysMarch 19, 2009 at 3:56 pm
my kids love Ritz! They each eat a pack in one sitting. I do agree, great with hummus.
Reeb saysMarch 19, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Remember something about a faux apple pie that had nary an apple in it but Ritz crackers instead? I never had any but was pretty darned dubious. Anybody out there ever try it?
PS. Wonderfully mysterious thumbnail crop.
elaine saysMarch 19, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Oh holy cow I know better than to keep those things in the house because I really can inhale a sleeve and a half and still want more, only my stomach by then is screaming to stop. And I especially love Ritz with cream cheese and a third something-something on top. Maybe tomato. Maybe worcestershire sauce. Maybe an olive. But dang, I think they put msg or heroin in there.
Lisa saysMarch 19, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Oh and Wheat thins and thin mint girl scout cookies! Maybe you should do a ten word Tuesday and the devil’s foods. God help us all!!!!
Emily saysMarch 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm
That is why we never buy them because they never last more than a couple of days they are way too yummy for our own good.
magpie saysMarch 19, 2009 at 9:47 pm
You and my husband.
Chesapeake Bay Woman saysMarch 19, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Thankfully Bossy doesn’t know about Ritz crackers with butter ( real butter, not any sort of fake stuff pretending to be butter and failing miserably). And have mercy it’s a good thing Bossy doesn’t know about a Captains Wafer with butter spread on top (real butter, not any sort of fake stuff pretending to be butter and failing miserably).
Satan makes the damndest snacks.
Ving saysMay 3, 2011 at 7:37 pm
Wow, that?s a really clever way of thkiinng about it!