Steel Cut Oatmeal. And even as Bossy types this, she knows at least two people (hi mom, hi dad) are shaking their heads in disbelief and, you’re right, Bossy only loves steel-cut oatmeal because of its benefits. It’s not a traditional kind of love.
Because, let’s face it — what Bossy really loves is Cream of Wheat made runny with whole milk and a lump of butter and sugar. Or regular Quaker Oats prepared the same way, not a nutrient in it, basically.
But, you know, Steel Cut Oatmeal. It’s got all those, what? Fibers? Bossy is struggling here. And Bossy does sort of enjoy the slow-cook aspect, and how the finished product sports those chewy bits and other crunchy fleshy (cough tasteless) bits.
Bossy tries not to junk-up the benefits of this stuff with brown sugar or something yummy because, truly? What would be the point exactly? So she doesn’t add anything except maybe a few strawberries.